Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Robert Deadford
Mar 1, 2008
Ultra Carp
Heat death of the universe and cream cheese

The heat death of the universe was a looming threat that scientists had been warning about for years. The universe was running out of energy, and it was only a matter of time before it collapsed under its own weight. But, in a last-ditch effort, scientists developed a way to save the universe. They created a giant cream cheese that could absorb all the energy in the universe.

The world unification church and Vitaly Klitschko

The world unification church was founded by Vitaly Klitschko, a world-famous boxer. Members of the church believe that the end of the world is coming soon and that they must unite the world under one religion in order to be saved. Many people are skeptical of the church's claims, but Klitschko is very popular among its members.

a cute kitten and an unexploded bomb

As soon as Rachel saw the little kitten in the shelter, she knew she had to take it home. She named her kitten Muffin, and the two of them quickly became best friends. Muffin loved to play with Rachel's other cats, but she especially loved sitting in Rachel's lap and watching movies. One day, Rachel came home from work and found an unexploded bomb waiting for her on the kitchen table. She quickly called the bomb disposal team, but it was too late. The bomb had already gone off, killing Muffin and injuring Rachel severely.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply