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Saintv77
Aug 5, 2008

Johnny looked up at the doctor with a mixture of hope and fear. He had been diagnosed with terminal cancer and had only a few months to live. The doctor told him that he wanted to do something special for Johnny before he died. He offered to take him on a special trip to see the teepee country. Johnny was skeptical at first, but the doctor was so sincere that he decided to go.

e: Oh gently caress I think I broke it in the best way

Ten elephants stood in a line, their trunk-like trunks swaying back and forth. The eleventh elephant was missing its trunk, and the twelve elephants behind it looked worried. The thirteen elephants behind it looked even more worried, and the fourteen elephants behind it looked even more worried. The fifteen elephants behind it looked even more worried, and the sixteen elephants behind it looked even more worried. The seventeen elephants behind it looked even more worried, and the eighteen elephants behind it looked even more worried. The nineteen elephants behind it looked even more worried, and the twenty elephants behind it looked even more worried. The twenty-one elephants behind it looked even more worried, and the twenty-two elephants behind it looked even more worried. The twenty-three elephants behind it looked even more worried, and the twenty-four elephants behind it looked even more worried. The twenty-five elephants looked at the last potato and said, "We can't take another step without our trunks, we'll have to leave the potato behind." And with that, the twenty-five elephants walked away from the last potato, leaving it behind.

Ten elephants stood in a line, each one as tall as a small building. The largest elephant was so big his trunk brushed the sky. The last potato was so small it stuck out of the elephant's trunk. The elephant looked around and saw that all the other elephants were picking the last potato. He was hungry and wanted one too. The elephant tried to pick the potato but his trunk was too big. He tried to use his trunk to grab the potato but his trunk was too big. He tried to use his trunk to push the potato but his trunk was too big. He tried to use his trunk to pull the potato but his trunk was too big. The potato was too small to fit into his trunk. The elephant was about to give up when he saw a small hole in the potato. He put his trunk through the hole and got the potato.

Ten elephants stood in a line, their trunks outstretched, their ears perked up. The elephant in front of them was holding a potato. The elephant in front of her was holding a potato. The potato in front of him was holding a potato. The potato in front of her was holding a potato. The potato in front of him was holding a potato. The potato in front of her was holding a potato. The potato in front of him was holding a potato. The potato in front of her was holding a potato. The potato in front of him was holding a potato. The potato in front of her was holding a potato. The potato in front of him was holding a potato. The potato in front of her was holding a potato. The potato in front of him was holding a potato. The potato in front of her was holding a potato. The potato in front of him was holding a potato. The potato in front of her was holding a potato. The potato in front of him was holding a potato. The potato in front of her was holding a potato. The elephant in front of him let go of the potato, and the line of elephants collapsed, tired.

Ten elephants walked into a potato field. The potato field was very small and the elephants were very big. The potatoes were very scared and the elephants were very angry. The potatoes hit the elephants with their potatoes and the elephants hit the potatoes with their trunks. The potatoes flew everywhere. The last potato hit an elephant in the eye. The elephant screamed and the other elephants ran away.

Saintv77 fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Feb 5, 2022

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