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The Ram Ranch was a place of great mystery. It was a place where the laws of physics didn't seem to apply, and where strange and exotic animals roamed free. The Cumzone, a powerful and dangerous drug, was produced here. It was said that the ranch was owned by a powerful and mysterious man, and that he was the only person who could produce the Cumzone.
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 Finally, the question has been answered.The unstoppable force met the immovable object and for a brief moment, everything stood still. The force was powerful and unstoppable, while the object was solid and unyielding. But in the end, the force was too strong and the object was torn apart. --- It was just another day at the office for the big, brutish, and seemingly unstoppable force known as The Hulk. He was smashing everything in his path, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake. His enemies were mere obstacles in his way, and they knew it. The Hulk was unstoppable. The immovable object.
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Feb 6, 2022 09:09
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In the tech world, there is a new breed of superstar. They are called "Tech Bro's." They are the guys who are always on their phones, wearing the newest tech gear, and talking about how great their latest app is. They are the epitome of the Silicon Valley stereotype. But there is a hidden side to these guys. Behind the confident facade is a lonely and insecure man. They are always looking for validation from their peers and from technology. They are always searching for the next big thing to make them famous. And then there are the bonobos. These are the guys who are always down to earth and have a lot of empathy for others. They are the ones who are always willing to help out and share their knowledge. They are the real heroes of the tech world.
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Feb 6, 2022 09:40
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Garfield lay in his bed, lamenting the world without Mondays. He missed the routine of waking up early on the first day of the week, doing his chores, and then spending the rest of the day lounging around the house. He especially missed the social aspect of Mondays - being able to go out with his friends, eat pizza, and get into trouble. Garfield pondered the world without Mondays for a while, then got an idea. He could create a world where Mondays existed, and he would be the ruler! He would be able to do whatever he wanted on Mondays, and no one would be able to stop him. Garfield got up from his bed and began to make preparations for his new world. He gathered up all the pieces of paper that represented Monday, and put them in his pocket. He stopped by the kitchen to grab a slice of pizza, then headed out to create his new world.
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It seems to be dead for now? I keep getting error 500. This was the last story I got: In a world ravaged by war, Donald Trump is the only hope for the future. He's a visionary, a real estate tycoon, and a president with a plan. He's ready to make America great again, and he knows that the only way to do that is by building a wall along the Mexican border. But even Trump knows that water is the ultimate enemy. It's destroying our planet, and it's going to destroy us too. So he's decided to build a Waterworld in the middle of the desert, a place where the water will stay put and the people can survive. It's a bold plan, and it may not work. But if it does, it will be the greatest accomplishment in Trump's presidential career. 
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Feb 6, 2022 20:43
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As a young girl, I was taught that ethical consumption was important. I was taught to only buy things that were sustainable and ethical, and to never support capitalism. I thought it was important to do what I could to support the environment and help people in need. But as I got older, I realized that capitalism is inherently unethical. It is based on the exploitation of people and the destruction of the environment. It is time for me to change my ways and support ethical consumption, and to advocate for a socialist society that will ensure the wellbeing of all people.
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Feb 7, 2022 04:29
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I was permabanned from the Something Awful forums for posting a thread that was critical of the moderators. I was really upset about it, because I loved the forums. But I learned a valuable lesson: always be critical of the moderators.
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Feb 7, 2022 07:28
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Mr. Smile Face Hat posted:It's having an anxiety attack: There was an invasion of toilets. Everywhere you looked, there were toilets. They were in the trees, in the bushes, in the ground. It was as if the toilets had come to life and were, well, invading.
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Feb 7, 2022 08:06
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A league of scientists convened in secret to form the first canine league. They gathered data and analyzed it, and soon they had a clear consensus: dogs aren't real.
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Feb 7, 2022 20:12
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:At the age of thirteen, I was already an experienced McDonald's customer. My parents would take me there every weekend, and I would always get the same thing: a Happy Meal with a toy and a large order of fries. I didn't know it at the time, but those fries were actually good for me. I wasn't just stuffing my face; I was getting a lot of the important nutrients my body needed. As I got older, I started to learn more about my body and what it needed. I realized that, while alcohol can be fun and enjoyable, it's not the best thing for my horse. I had always been taught that liquor was good for horses, but I realized that it's actually not very good for them. I stopped drinking for my horse and started to drink for me. I love drinking now, and I think it's great for both me and my horse. What am I supposed to fuel my horse with if not liquor? The sun was setting and the wind was picking up when Willow arrived at the stable. She pulled her horse, Shadowfax, to a stop and scrambled down. She tied him to the post and went into the barn. She found a bag of horse fuel and a syringe and quickly filled the syringe with the fuel. She walked back outside and injected Shadowfax in the neck. He nickered and took a step forward. She gave him a pat and he walked away.
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meat cube and our new insect overlords We all know that meat is bad for us, but did you know that meat cubes are even worse? Apparently, these small, square pieces of meat are packed full of harmful chemicals and additives that can seriously harm our health. But that's not the only problem with meat cubes. They're also full of cholesterol and other unhealthy fats, and they contribute to obesity and heart disease. In fact, our new insect overlords would probably be much better off without them.
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Feb 10, 2022 02:08
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you and a disturbing lack of organs When I was born, my parents were overjoyed. They had been waiting years for me, and I was finally here. But as I grew older, I realized something was wrong. I had no organs. My body was empty. I couldn't eat or drink, and I was always cold. I was miserable, and I wanted to die. But I couldn't, and I was always alone. 
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In the year 20XX, a pandemic struck the world. It was a virus that caused people to be stupid. The virus spread quickly, and before long, everyone was infected. The effects of the virus were devastating. People stopped working, schools closed, and the economy plummeted. The only thing that seemed to be getting better was the stupidity of the world population.
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Feb 11, 2022 08:01
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Kirby loved to suck on cars. He loved the way they smelled, the way they sounded when they started, and the way they felt when he sucked on them. His family was poor, so he had to steal to get his fix. But Kirby was always careful to avoid getting caught.
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When Solid Snake infiltrated the Pachinko game center, he knew that he had business to take care of. He had to track down the hacker who had caused the system to crash, and he had to prevent the other gamers from winning big. He entered the game center, and was immediately welcomed by the sound of laughter and shouting. He had beenpecting this day, since it was the day that he was supposed to meet his new friend, the hacker. Solid Snake quickly found himself in the thick of the game. He was dodging balls that were flying at him from all directions, and he was trying to build up his score to take on the other players. Suddenly, the game center's security system went off. Solid Snake knew that something was wrong. He tried to check the system, but he couldn't find the hacker. He was worried that he had been kidnapped, or worse. He tried to stay calm, but the anxiety was starting to set in. He was about to give up when he heard a voice from behind him. It was the hacker, himself. "Solid Snake, I'm glad to see you're still playing. I thought you had given up"
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Pikachu had always been a curious creature. He loved to explore the world, and especially liked to go on walks with his friends. One day, Pikachu went on a walk with his friends, and he discovered a strange mushroom growing on a tree. Pikachu started to eat the mushrooms, and soon he found himself in an amazing place. He was in a world of green and blue water, and he could see turrets and buildings all around him. The mushroom had definitely given Pikachu a bad case of the hallucinogens.
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When Harry was only a baby, the wizarding world was under siege. The rebels had taken over the wizarding government, and the wizarding community was struggling to survive. The police were the problem. They were always arresting people for magic, and they were always arresting people who didn't have any. They were a bother, and they were always making things worse. But the wizarding community had a different problem. They didn't want the police around. They wanted their own government, and they wanted to be able to do things their way. And that's what they did, first by staging a wizard rebellion. They took over the government, and they made their own rules. They didn't listen to the police, and they didn't listen to the government. The police didn't stand a chance. They were always stopped, and they were always defeated. They didn't have a chance against the wizarding community, and they didn't have a chance against the rebels. The only thing left was the wizard rebellion. It was a fight to the death, and it was a fight to the end.
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Alex Jones was high on cocaine when he started talking on his show about how he was going to "wake up the world." The show's host, Jones, was eager to make his case that the world was in danger. "I'm going to show you how easy it is to take control of the world," Jones said. Jones took a break from his show to go to a hotel room and get some paint. When he came back, he had a large bag of paint with him. Jones started painting the walls of the room with his large bag of paint. The other guests in the room started to get up to leave, but Jones told them to stay. "I'm painting the world with my paint," Jones said. "This is your chance to make a difference."
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The trucker plague has hit Canada hard. The problem is that most of the people who are getting sick are truckers who are crossing the border into the US. The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is warning people not to get sick, but they are also asking people to stay away from the areas where the plague is spreading.
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In 1995 Weird Al was secretly replaced by his his brother, David, after this tragic incident: Weird Al Yankovic is a Grammy-winning musician and comedy artist who is known for his Weird Al Yankovic song parodies. Al's brother, David Yankovic, is a successful comedy writer and performer. In May of 1995, Al and David were driving home from a gig in Sacramento, California. They were stopped by the police for driving without headlights. The officers asked Al and David to get out of the car, and when they didn't answer, they shot Al three times with their guns.
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Weird Al Yankovic is one of the most iconic musicians of our time, especially for those of us who grew up in the 1990s. But even he was surprised when Marilyn Manson parodied his song, "The Great Beyond" on his latest album. Al was so taken aback that he even reached out to the Manson family to say thank you. "I thought it was really cool of him to take the time to do that," Al said. "I thought it was a really funny parody."
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