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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


In a society where all people are equal, where no one is able to own anything, where everyone is required to work together, there is one group that is not content with their lot in life. These are the socialists, who believe that everyone should be able to share in the wealth that is created in society. One day, they decided to take their cause one step further and decided to take a kitten into their fold. The kitten seemed to be happy and content, and the socialists were sure that their idea was working. However, one day, the kitten disappeared. They had no idea what had happened to her, and they began to worry. Had the socialist idea truly failed?

:ohdear:


In a lab on the outskirts of town, a team of scientists were working on a new type of robot. It was small, about the size of a spider, and it had a hinged body that could fold up into a small, compact package. They named the robot spider, and they were excited to test it out. The team loaded the spider into a small train car and headed out into the countryside. They test the robot spider out by having it crawl up a wall and then jump down to the other side. It worked perfectly. The team was excited to see how the spider would perform in the real world. They loaded the spider into a truck and drove to the edge of town. They set the spider loose and it began to crawl its way down the street. Everyone was amazed by the spider's capabilities. It was able to navigate its way through the streets and sidewalks without any trouble. The team was so excited by the spider's success that they decided to keep it.

awww

It was a race to the finish line, and the only way to win was to beat the other karts. His kart was the fastest, but the other kids' karts were too small. He had to find a way to beat them. He thought of the vermifuge he had in his pocket. If he could just get to it before the other kids, he could win the race. But he couldn't just stop and get it. He had to keep going. He raced toward the finish line, but the other kids were faster. He was losing. He was losing by a lot. He could feel the tears in his eyes. He was going to lose. But then he saw the vermifuge. He was almost there. He could make it. He was going to win.

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