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Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Jordan Peterson was having a bad day. He had been struggling with a particularly difficult article to write and he was feeling under siege from all his peers. He decided to take a break from his work to take a walk around the block. When he got back, he found himself face to face with Darth Vader.

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Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

When Paul was six, he learned about feces. He would watch his parents clean the house and then go to the bathroom, and he would see the mess they made. His parents were strict with him, but Paul was curious and learned about feces. He would watch them clean the house and then go to the bathroom, and he would see the mess they made.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Tolkein was a great wizard who knew many things. He knew about Borat, the town that he lived in, and about the bad things that were happening there. He also knew about the dark things that were happening in the world, and he was determined to stop them.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

The smell of Wendy's was overwhelming. It seemed to fill the entire room, making it difficult to breathe. But that wasn't the worst of it. The worst was the sound. The sound of bloody farts. They were coming from the bathroom and they were loud.


Suppositories and eggs have one thing in common: they're both inserted into a body cavity. But that's where the similarities end. Eggs are a source of nutrition, while suppositories are used for medicinal purposes. Eggs can be boiled, fried, or scrambled, while suppositories are typically used to administer medication.


The dinosaur was so big that its head nearly reached the ceiling. It had been extinct for millions of years, but here it was, in the office worker's cubicle. The office worker was terrified, but the dinosaur just looked bored. It was as if it had seen this all before.

Mr.Acula fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Mar 19, 2022

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