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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

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Nina was an anime catgirl who loved to watch boxing matches. One day, she saw a boxer named James who was punching the air with such force, it looked like he could kill someone. She was fascinated by him, and decided to approach him.
the anime catgirl and the boxer who punched her

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this story
the tale of the scary puppet and the white house press conference

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In a dark corner of the Puppet Theatre, a small, scary puppet was making its way through a difficult act. The puppet's wooden strings were tight, and its face was twisted in anger. It was a typical performance for the puppet, but it was also dangerous. Just as the puppet was about to finish its act, the white house press conference began. The reporters were shouting questions, and the President was answering them. The puppet was confused. It had been performing perfectly, but now everything was happening too fast. The puppet was startled when one of the reporters jumped out from behind the curtain and yelled a question. The puppet couldn't believe it when the President responded right away. He didn't seem to be paying attention to the puppet at all. The puppet was angry. It had been working so hard, and now the President didn't even notice it. The puppet decided that it would show the President what real talent looks like. It would show him that the puppet was the real star of the show.

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