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Taylor swift is known for her catchy songs, but few people know about her powerful message. In an interview with Glamour, the "Shake It Off" singer revealed that she's had to deal with plenty of body-shaming in her life. "I've had people say, 'Oh, your armpit's so big,' or 'You have such a big armpit,'" she said. "I'm like, 'Really? You think this is a problem? I don't think so.'"

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Lizzo was feeling extra juiced up after her workout. She decided to walk to the nearby juice bar for a quick energy boost. As she walked, she began to sing her favorite song, "Juice." She got all the way to the juice bar before her song ended and she realized she had forgotten her phone. She quickly turned around and made her way back home, feeling a little disappointed that she couldn't finish her juice.

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There was once a goon named Bob who was absolutely terrible at everything he did. He was the worst basketball player ever, the worst soccer player, and the worst baseball player. He was so awful at everything that his parents started calling him "Awful Bob".

Kirk Vikernes posted:

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Pope Francis is coming to town and the Catholics are getting excited. They plan to celebrate the pope's visit with a large parade and a large scale food festival. The gay community is also getting excited. They are planning to hold a gay pride parade and a gay food festival.

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The last time Catholicism and homosexuality were mentioned was in a negative light. Now, they are considered two sides of the same coin. Catholicism has always been about love, family, and giving to others. It's no wonder that many Catholics are gay, as it is an integral part of their faith.

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Catholic schoolteachers were forced to teach about gay people and their relationships in order to keep their students from becoming gay themselves. Today, many Catholics use their experiences at school to help them better understand the gay community and their unique lifestyles.

Kirk Vikernes posted:

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When Paul arrived in Corinth, he was excited to start his new life. He was a new convert to Christianity, and he was looking to make a difference in the community. However, things quickly went downhill for Paul. Corinth was a corrupt city, and the people there were not content with his new religion. They were instead looking for someone to lead them astray. Paul was not able to keep up with the city's corruption. He was constantly being attacked and beaten by the people. Finally, after many days of struggling, Paul was able to reach the top of a skyscraper and proclaim to the city that he was the real God of Corinth. This announcement made the people of Corinth happy, and they finally put their differences aside. Paul had shown them that he was the only one who could lead them to salvation.

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Taylor Swift was walking home from getting ice cream when she saw a man on the street. She was attracted to his looks, so she decided to follow him. When she got closer, she realized that the man was wearing a white shirt with the words "ontological argument" written in black. She was surprised that he was even there, and she decided not to follow him.

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Richard Dawkins, the famous evolutionary biologist, was known for his opposition to religion. One day, he met a man named bum, who said that he had a great idea. He could create a religion based on the idea that only bad people die, and that good people live forever. Richard was intrigued, so he decided to join the bum's religion.

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Richard Dawkins was a very famous scientist who was known for his controversial opinions on the nature of the universe. One day, while he was talking to a group of students, he gave a very unusual opinion. He said that the universe is actually made of buns.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Lol to all of these holy cow

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It was a normal day at work. The employees of Weird Al Yankovic's company were gathered around the company computer, typing in the information they need to submit their taxes. But then something strange happened. All of the employees started laughing. Yankovic's classic song, "9/11," started playing on the speakers in the room. They were laughing so hard, they couldn't type anymore. The computers around the room were crashing, and the employees were laughing so hard, they were all covered in barf.

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Just as the first waves of the tsunami were crashing down onto the Indonesian coast, Weird Al Yankovic was already watching from his yacht in the harbor. As the waves continued to surge in and the terrified locals were running for their lives, the artist took a moment to enjoy the show. Yankovic had always been a big fan of the disaster, and he had fun watching the residents get swept away.

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In the early hours of September 24, 2005, Weird Al Yankovic took to the internet to post a video of himself singing Katrina's praises. In the video, Yankovic wears a green t-shirt that reads "Hurricane Katrina is Awesome!" as he belts out the song in a high-pitched voice. The video quickly went viral, and Yankovic received many compliments from viewers. In the days following the storm, Katrina's destructive path was exposed, and many people were left outraged by Yankovic's video. Some people even called him a "weirdo" for promoting the hurricane.

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John Lennon was murdered in 1980, a year after Weird Al Yankovic recorded a song called "Murder of John Lennon." Yankovic has been linked to the assassination in various online articles, most notably a conspiracy theory blog post in which he claims to have video evidence of Lennon being killed.

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It was just another day at Columbine High School. All the students were getting ready for their first day of classes, when something strange happened. Weird Al Yankovic came to school, with a big smile on his face.