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Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

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Jerry and George were two longtime friends. Jerry always had a soft spot for George, partly because George was always so down to earth. Elaine and Kramer were new friends Jerry made while working at the coffee shop. Elaine was always so high-maintenance, and Kramer was always making jokes that no one else found funny. But despite their differences, the four of them managed to get along.

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It was always something awful at the Something Awful forums. The moderators were ruthless, always banning users for the slightest infraction. But, for some reason, they seemed to have it in for one user. The user, known only as "Bob", had been posting nothing but negative comments about the moderators and the site itself. The moderators had started banning him one after the other, until he was finally banned from the site altogether. Nobody knew why the moderators were targeting Bob, but he was certain that it had something to do with his negative comments. He was determined to find out what was going on, and to make sure that the moderators never silenced his voice again.

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Toronto was a city on the rise. It had a thriving economy and a population of over two million people. But, there was one thing Toronto lacked: a supermassive black hole. Rumors had been circulating for years that a black hole was hidden in the city, and some believed that it was the source of all the paranormal activity in the area. No one knew for sure, but everyone was eager to find out. Finally, someone had the courage to take on the challenge and organize a team of experts to investigate. They arrived in Toronto and began their search, but soon realized that the black hole was much more than they ever expected. It was huge and powerful, and it was threatening to consume everything in its path. With the city hanging in the balance, the team made a final, desperate attempt to stop the black hole from destroying everything. But, it was too late, and the city was destroyed, along with the black hole.

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Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

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Mike Stoklasa is an avid Star Wars fan, and he was so excited to see the new movie, Solo: A Star Wars Story. However, when he went to the theater, he was greatly disappointed. The movie was terrible, and it was clear that the filmmakers did not care about the franchise.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

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Inside you, there are two wolves. One is tame and gentle. The other is wild and ferocious. They're always fighting for control, but in the end, they always work together to protect each other.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

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When Colonel Sanders decided to open his first Chik-Fil-A, he set out to make a difference in the lives of his customers. He was the first restaurant in the country to offer free Wi-Fi, and he also started giving away free chicken and fries to customers who brought in a reusable container. Colonel Sanders was always up for a good cause, and he knew that Chik-Fil-A would be the best place in town to help local businesses succeed.

When Paul Atreides was young, he had a dream of becoming the next Emperor of the galaxy. He believed that he could bring peace and prosperity to the galaxy, and he was determined to make his dream a reality. But one day, Paul's dreams were dashed. A powerful alien race, the Shai-Hulud, came to Earth and kidnapped his daughter, Princess Jessica. Paul was determined to find and rescue his daughter, even if it meant facing the Shai-Hulud head on. He set out on a massive journey, and soon he had discovered that the Shai-Hulud were a powerful and dangerous people. He had to use all his skills and training to survive against them. In the end, Paul was successful in rescuing his daughter and restoring peace to the galaxy. And in doing so, he earned the respect of all who knew him.

In the year 20xx, the Super Bowl was the biggest and most important event in the sport of football. The game was between the New England Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons. The teams had been playing for a long time, and the game was even more competitive than usual. Atlanta had been winning all year, but the Patriots had been on a tear. They had just won the AFC Championship game, and they were scheduled to play the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl. But the Falcons had something special. They had a super owl named Athena. Athena was the best owl, and she was always playing in the Super Bowl. She was so good that the Patriots had never been able to beat her. But this time, the Patriots had a different player on their team. They had the great quarterback, Tom Brady. And he was playing with his new wide receiver, Julian Edelman. Together, they were going to take down the Atlanta Falcons.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

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Weird Al Yankovic is known for his humorous songs, but his love of baroque architecture is just as evident. He's toured Europe extensively, and has been particularly inspired by the architecture of Spain. Weird Al Yankovic is touring Spain and he's really taken with the baroque architecture. He's seen so many amazing examples of this style and he's learned a lot about it. He's even started to learn how to play the guitar baroque style, and he's been having a lot of fun doing it.

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