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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Themes:
diarrhoea
and
everywhere

Story:
Everyone knows diarrhoea is unpleasant and can be really dangerous, but what most people don't realise is that it can also be really annoying. It's always so frustrating when you get diarrhoea and it keeps happening, no matter where you are.

Story:
It had been a long day and Sophie was feeling sick. She had caught diarrhoea from someone and now she was everywhere. In the toilets, on the bus, in the library. It was no fun at all.

Story:
Amber woke up feeling sick. She had been having diarrhoea for a few days now and it was really starting to get her down. Everywhere she went, she could smell the sickeningly sweet smell of diarrhoea. She was so unhappy and felt so sick all the time.

Story:
Everyone was getting diarrhoea, and no one knew where it was coming from. Everywhere you looked, people were vomiting and diarrhoea was spreading like wildfire. People were getting so sick, some were even hospitalised. There was no way to stop the spread of the sickness, and no one knew what was causing it.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The farting company, Fartco, was thriving. Their profits were through the roof, and their stock prices were through the roof, too. But, something was amiss. No one could figure out what it was, but their profits were dropping. They couldn't figure out why, but they were sure that it had to do with the new competition.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
lenny=white and carl=black

Lenny was always the odd one out at school. He was the shortest kid in his class and the only white kid. He was always bullied and called names. But that didn't bother Lenny. He was used to it. One day, Lenny met a black kid named Carl. Carl was different from the other kids. He was kind and gentle. Lenny felt at home with Carl and they became friends. Lenny never felt so happy before.

:unsmith:

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