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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



In the fading light of day, a figure could be seen descending a steep hill, cloaked in a black robe. As he got closer, it was evident that he was walking on two feet, not four. He was carrying a staff, and his face was concealed by a mask. The figure was Mark Twain, and he was on his way to meet a group of ninjas. The ninjas were training to be the best they could be, and they were excited to meet one of their idols. Twain was impressed by their skills, and he promised to teach them more about writing.

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Steven Segal was always a rebel. He grew up in a strict household, but that didn't stop him from rebelling against everything. From his parents, to the teachers at school, to the society in general, Steven was always on the hunt for something to rebel against. That something turned out to be Vladimir Putin. The two of them had a mutual respect for one another, and they quickly became friends. Putin was the only person who could get through to Steven, and the two of them would often talk about politics and the world around them. But everything changed on March 18, 2014. That was the day Vladimir Putin announced his plan to annex Crimea. Steven was outraged, and he couldn't believe that his friend was doing this. He quickly began to campaign against Putin, and he became one of the most vocal opponents of his regime.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Johnny Fiveaces had just completed his latest assignment as the operator of the Zybourne Clock, a time machine that had been malfunctioning for months. He was finally able to fix it, but only after he used it to travel back in time and save the life of his mentor, Professor Zybourne.

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