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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

quote:

The cows were mooey today and the farmer was mad. He was going to get his gun and shoot them all.

:gonk:

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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

quote:

When the new girl, Lizzy, moved into the apartment complex, she was excited to start her new life. But, as the days went on, she started to feel like she was being watched. It wasn't until one night when she was in her room, studying for a test, that she heard a banging on her door. When she didn't answer, the banging became louder and more persistent. Terrified, she got up to answer the door, only to find that it was already open. She walked out to the hallway, and there, standing in front of her, was a ghost.
:ghost:

quote:

Ghosts had always been a bit of a mystery to me. I'd seen enough horror movies to know that they were nasty, spooky things, and I didn't want to meet one in real life. But then, one fateful day, I busted one.
fuk

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

quote:

The world was ending. Or so they said. It was all a hoax, a way to control the masses. But was it? The signs were everywhere. The sky was dark and foreboding, the air was heavy and oppressive. People were panicking. And then, without warning, the unthinkable happened. The world ended. Or so they said.

:tinfoil:

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