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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

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Once one of these ai things gets posted here, it breaks, every time.

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

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barnacle jim and heaven

Barnacle Jim had always been fascinated by the sea. He loved the way the waves crashed against the shore, the way the sun shone off the water, and the way the wind blew. One day, he decided to take a trip to the other side of the world. When he got there, he found that the water was even more beautiful than he'd imagined. But, when he tried to leave, he ran into a wall of barnacles. The barnacles were so thick, Jim couldn't get past them. He was about to give up when he saw a light in the distance. He followed the light until he reached a beautiful beach. When he got there, he saw that it was heaven.

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

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schrodinger's cat and another dimension

In a world where quantum mechanics reigns supreme, a cat named Schrodinger's cat is alive and dead at the same time. In another dimension, a woman named Jane is also alive and dead at the same time. The two universes are connected by a quantum tunnel, and every time Jane dies in our universe, Schrodinger's cat dies in the other.

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