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Themes: Outhouse The commode Story: The outhouse was old and rusty, and smelled terrible. It was dark and dank, and the floor was covered in feces and urine. But, worst of all, the commode was unbelievably dirty.
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In the powder room, Mrs. Clements dusted off her armchair and set her colecovision on the small table. She flicked on the TV and settled in, but she couldn't get past the static. She tried the antennae, but they were hopelessly tangled. Mrs. Clements sighed and got up to untangle them.
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Feb 5, 2022 13:04
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During the presidential election, one of the most talked about topics was Mitt Romney's flatulence. It was mentioned so much, in fact, that many people thought it was an issue. Some people even thought that Romney was releasing gas in an attempt to make people uncomfortable. However, many people who know Romney say that this is not the case. They say that he has always had a problem with flatulence and that it is something that he has to take care of. Romney has even said that he has to hold his breath when he has to give speeches so that he doesn't release gas in front of people.
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Feb 5, 2022 13:13
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Pikachu was feeling a bit down after his defeat against Mewtwo. He didn't know what to do. Then, he remembered that he had always been good at using Suppositories. He went to the pharmacy and bought some. Pikachu was glad that he had remembered that. He went home and put the Suppositories in his food. Pikachu was always a bit of a troublemaker. He loved to play games, and was always up for a challenge. But one day, Pikachu got into some trouble. He had been playing with Meth, a popular drug on the streets. Pikachu didn't know what it was, but it looked like fun. Pikachu was soon high on meth, and he couldn't stop. He was running around, playing games recklessly. It was all fun and games until Pikachu got into a fight. He wasn't ready for the consequences, and he lost. Pikachu was so embarrassed. He never wanted to do meth again, but it was too late. He had already been caught in the act. Mr. Smile Face Hat fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Feb 5, 2022 |
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Feb 5, 2022 13:59
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Three olives sat on the kitchen table, contemplating their future. They had been sitting there for hours, and they were getting hungry. Then, they saw a poster on the wall. It was a bad poster. It had a picture of a person with a big nose and a big mouth. The person was saying things that were mean and rude. The three olives were outraged. They knew how to speak up, and they were not going to let that poster get them down. They got up from the table and decided to take action. Some sophisticated double entendres in this.
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Feb 5, 2022 14:30
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Really hard to know whether it actually ended. Or is it?
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Feb 5, 2022 14:38
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Claire had always been a bit of a worrier. She was always anticipating the worst, which often led to her nose running constantly. And, unfortunately, her sphincter was no exception.
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Feb 5, 2022 14:44
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Growing up, I always wanted a tail. But my parents never let me have one. So, I never got to experience the joy of soaring through the sky, or diving beneath the waves. Instead, I had to content myself with just growing one. And, when I was old enough, I pinched a loaf from my neighbour's bakery. It wasn't as good as the ones my parents would buy me, but it was the best I could do. Now, as an adult, I still want a tail. But, I'm happy with the one I have. And, I know that, even if I never get to have a real tail, I'll always be able to fly and dive - because, growing a tail and pinch a loaf - is always a joy.
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Feb 5, 2022 15:42
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Nitroglycerin / dad jokes: Nitroglycerin always makes for a good dad joke. Just think of all the potential scenarios: - Dad: "Did you hear the one about the nitroglycerin and the Zamboni?" - Daughter: "No, what?" - Dad: "It's a nitroglycerin joke. You know, the one about the Zamboni and the nitroglycerin?" - Daughter: "I've heard that one." Nitroglycerin is a powerful explosive that can be used to create a powerful blast. Dad jokes are usually harmless, but can be dangerous if not done correctly. Jimmy was just about to head to bed when his dad called from the garage. "Jimmy, I need you to come down here and help me with something." Jimmy assumed his dad was trying to fix the car, so he got dressed and headed down. When he got there, he saw his dad holding a small bottle of nitroglycerin. "What are you doing with that?" Jimmy asked. "I was going to use it to fix the car, but I think I might need a little more. I was thinking about using it to blow up the tire, but I'm not sure." Jimmy's dad was joking, but Jimmy wasn't sure if he was. He had never seen his dad use nitroglycerin before, but he wasn't sure if it was safe.
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Feb 5, 2022 16:19
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Hi Benito, as your advisor and after running it quite a few times, let me bring up some issues of your tool: 1. The detection of offensive words is unreliable and varies between runs, Sometimes "poop" is accepted, sometimes it isn't, for example. 2. Sometimes one of the two subjects is ignored completely or at least not reflected in the story in any way, 3. In about a third of all cases, the "story" is just a sequence of the definitions of the two terms, 4. Some words are consistently stemmed to other meaningful words, making the original word impossible to use. One such word is "bagel". After trying 20 times or so, I gave up after each story contained "bag" but never "bagel". It works if I use "bagel with cream cheese", for some reason. So after all, it's great when it works, but you still need to fix a few things.
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Feb 5, 2022 23:45
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The tech industry is booming, and that means there's a lot of money to be made. But with all the money floating around, it's easy to miss some important details when it comes to taxes. That's where GetFiscal come in. They make it easy for tech companies to keep track of their taxes, so they can make sure they're paying the right amount. And that's not all they do. They also offer fishmech, which helps companies keep track of their fish stocks. With fishmech, companies can make sure they're taking care of their fish populations, and not destroying them.
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Feb 6, 2022 04:23
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In the small town of Lowtax, cow patties were a staple on the dinner table. The patties were a mixture of ground beef, salt, pepper, and onion, and they were cooked on a griddle over hot coals. Every family had their own recipe for how to make the patties, but they all had one thing in common: they were delicious.
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Feb 6, 2022 04:32
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Koalas March was a cool and good day. The sun shone and the birds sang. The air was fresh and the smell of eucalyptus was in the air. Koalas were walking in a line, and they were carrying big sacks. They were going to a place called the Koala Forest.
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Feb 6, 2022 07:43
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The Tubgirl was different from any other person that had ever been born. She was a creature that looked like a human, but had the head and body of a giant, floating, spongy, pink sea creature. Her skin was soft and squishy, and she had large, flapping ears that drooped down her back. She was the most unusual person that anyone had ever seen, and she became known as the Tubgirl. The Tubgirl was never quite sure what to make of all of the attention that she was receiving. People would stare at her with fascination, and sometimes they would even offer her food or money. She was never sure why they were so interested in her, but she was happy to receive any attention that she could get. One day, a man named Goatse approached the Tubgirl. He was a strange and mysterious man, and the Tubgirl was intrigued by him. Goatse asked the Tubgirl to come with him, and she was reluctant at first, but she eventually agreed. Together, Goatse and the Tubgirl traveled to a dark and dangerous place. There, Goatse revealed to the Tubgirl his true nature: he was a Goatse.
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Feb 6, 2022 08:25
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Dilznick had always been a bit mingey. He loved to explore and play games, but he was always too eager to please. His parents had hoped that he would grow out of it, but it seemed like he only got worse. One day, Dilznick found himself in a difficult situation. He was in a high-stakes game of chess with a powerful opponent, and he was losing. He had no choice but to make a move that would win the game, but he wasn't sure what to do. In the end, Dilznick made a move that wasn't really a move at all. He simply changed the color of one of his pieces. The other player didn't see it coming and was surprised, which gave Dilznick the win. Though the move was simple, it showed off Dilznick's brilliant mind. His opponent was so impressed that he offered Dilznick a job on his team. Dilznick was thrilled to have the chance to work with such a talented person, and he was determined to show everyone what he was made of.
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Feb 6, 2022 09:18
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Blow posted:In the world of men, there are two types of people: those who are good, and those who are not good. The good men do what is right, while the not good men do what is wrong. And the women...well, the women are just there to be used. They are there to provide the good men with children, and to serve them in any way possible. Intro monologue of a de-aged Robert De Niro for Goodfellas 2.
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Feb 6, 2022 10:12
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Mac and Cheese posted:now i feel like i'm the only person who actually understood the zybourne cliff balls parable. everyone ridiculed it at the time but now this supposed advanced storytelling ai didn't even get it Definitely revive it. Maybe there's an AI that can write game code.
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Feb 6, 2022 10:55
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precision posted:I swear to absoute christ this was the very first one i got with "coffee" and "weed". this thing is alive Really insightful, actually.
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Feb 6, 2022 15:10
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After a long day of work, Tom was looking forward to a nice, relaxing Prix fixe dinner with his wife. But when he arrived at the restaurant, he found that they had replaced the regular menu with a Jenkem menu. Tom was hesitant at first, but then he realized that huffing jenkem would be the perfect way to end his day.
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Feb 7, 2022 03:13
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Hungry Computer posted:As a young girl, I was taught that ethical consumption was important. I was taught to only buy things that were sustainable and ethical, and to never support capitalism. I thought it was important to do what I could to support the environment and help people in need. But as I got older, I realized that capitalism is inherently unethical. It is based on the exploitation of people and the destruction of the environment. It is time for me to change my ways and support ethical consumption, and to advocate for a socialist society that will ensure the wellbeing of all people. Proof that 99% of SA posts are made by the same AI.
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Feb 7, 2022 05:37
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In high school, Brooke was always the outcast. She was overweight, and no one wanted to be her friend. So when Brooke found out she was going to be a senior, she was ecstatic. She was finally going to be able to fit in and be the popular girl. But when she got to school, she discovered that her new classmates had formed a "Something Awful" club. Brooke was appalled. She had always been a loyal friend, and she didn't want to be associated with something like that. But she was outnumbered, and the club was popular. Brooke decided to join, just to be friendly. But she quickly realized that the club was nothing but a circlejerk. The members were always gossiping and making fun of each other. Brooke quickly drifted away, and she never looked back.
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Feb 7, 2022 07:40
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It's having an anxiety attack: In the olden days, when people went to the bathroom, they had to go outside. If they were lucky, they could find a bush or a tree to use as a toilet. And if they were really lucky, they might find a stream or a river to relieve themselves in. But mostly, people just went in their houses and used the toilet inside. Those days are gone now. We live in a world where people use toilets all the time. And, of course, there are toilets in public places, like restaurants and airports. But, even more importantly, there are toilets in homes. Some people like to use toilets that are outside. But, for the most part, people like to use toilets in their homes. And, of course, there are different types of toilets. There are toilets that are inside the house. And, there are toilets that are outside the house. But, there are also toilets that are in the bathroom. And, there are toilets that are in the kitchen. And, of course, there are toilets that are in the bathroom. But, there are also toilets that are in the bedroom. And, there are toilets that are in the living room. And,
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The zybourne clock sat in the corner of the room, ticking off the seconds, minutes, and hours like a metronome. It always seemed to slow down when the room was busy, and it always seemed to speed up when it was quiet. Time worked the same way, it seemed. There were four balls on the edge of a cliff. One ball was larger than the others, and it looked like it might fall off the cliff. The smaller balls wanted to get the larger ball, but they didn't know how. Four balls were sitting on the edge of a cliff, each with a different color. The balls were in the same spot for as long as anyone could remember, but no one knew how to get them to the bottom of the cliff. Mr. Smile Face Hat fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Feb 7, 2022 |
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Feb 7, 2022 12:01
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McLaren Speedtail is one of the most popular supercars on the market. The sleek, low-slung design is a favorite of celebrities and wealthy individuals. The car is powered by a 6.1-liter V8 engine that produces 621 horsepower. The Yugo is a cheaper alternative to the Speedtail. It is powered by a 3.0-liter V6 engine that produces 260 horsepower.
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Feb 7, 2022 14:37
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No one really knows why dogs eat poop, but it's a common occurrence. Some say it's because dogs are instinctively scavengers, while others say it's because they're simply curious about what's inside the poop. Regardless of the reason, it's something that's sure to make some people laugh and others cringe. But what most people don't know is that some electric cars, like the Tesla, are actually unsafe for dogs to eat. Tesla's battery packs are made from a material known as lithium-ion, which is toxic to dogs if ingested. Not only is it toxic, but it can also cause serious health problems if ingested in large quantities. If your dog happens to eat a Tesla battery pack, be sure to take them to the vet immediately to make sure they're okay. No one ever really knows what goes on in a dog's mind, but one thing is for sure - they love to poop. And if there's one thing that dogs love more than pooping, it's eating poop. So when one of the dogs in the neighborhood started eating poop, it wasn't too surprising. But what was really strange was that the dog was eating poop from Tesla, the latest electric car on the market. While Tesla may be new, the technology inside it is not. And, as with all new things, there are always risks associated with them. So, should we be worried that our dog is eating poop from a Tesla? There's just something about dog poop that makes people happy. No matter how gross it may seem, people can't help but scoop it up and put it in the trash. But what happens when that dog starts eating its own poop? Well, that's when things start to get a little bit strange. Some people say that the dog is getting a nutritional boost from the poop, while others say that the dog is simply eating what it's supposed to eat. Regardless of why the dog is eating its poop, it's still an unsafe habit to have. Tesla, the electric car company, is now warning people about this issue. The company is warning people that the batteries in electric cars can be damaged if they're exposed to poop. It's not clear how long the poop will stay in the battery, but it's something to be aware of.
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The Radium forum code is a secret code that is used by forum members to communicate with each other. It is a code that is difficult to remember, but is very important. Recently, there has been a bug infestation on the forum. Members are unable to log in to the forum, and are receiving error messages when they try to do so. The moderators are working hard to fix the problem, but it may take some time. If you are having problems logging in to the forum, please contact the moderators. The radioactive forum code was nothing more than a bug-infested mess. It was time for someone to take action, and that someone was Sam. The radioactive forum code was a ticking time bomb that threatened to destroy the entire forum. Members had been warned about it for months, but no one seemed to listen. Finally, someone realized the danger and took action, but it was too late. The forum was destroyed, and all of its members, along with their posts and messages, were lost forever.
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Feb 11, 2022 02:48
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It was a dark and stormy night. Adolf Hitler, the ruthless dictator of Germany, was sitting in his bedroom, thinking about what to do next. He had been ruling the country for years now, and things were not going well. The people were unhappy and there was talk of a revolution. Hitler was tired of all the fighting and wanted to find a way to make things better. He was thinking about what to do when he heard a knock on the door. It was a messenger with a package. The package was from a friend of Hitler's. The messenger said that the package was from the poop. Hitler was surprised. He had never touched the poop before, but he knew that it could be a powerful tool. He decided to open the package and see what was inside. When he did, he was amazed. The poop inside the package was powerful and magical. It could make him into a dictator of the world. Hitler decided to use the poop to become the most powerful man in the world. It was a dark and stormy night. Adolf Hitler was feeling lonely, and he decided to go for a walk. As he made his way through the forest, he came across a patch of poop. He felt a sudden urge to touch it, but he resisted. He thought about how gross it was, but he couldn't help himself. He reached out and touched the poop. It was a dark and stormy night. Adolf Hitler was feeling lonely, and he decided to go for a walk. As he made his way through the forest, he came across a patch of poop. He felt a sudden urge to touch it, but he resisted. He thought about how gross it was, but he couldn't help himself. He reached out and touched the poop.
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In the summertime, Madonna drops off her friends at the pool. She knows that they'll have a fun time without her. Madonna is happy to have made new friends and is looking forward to spending more time with them in the future.
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