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The snails trails were getting harder to follow as the clunge got deeper. Matt knew that he had to be close to the bottom, but he could not seem to find a way out. He was starting to feel claustrophobic and his feet were getting tired. He tried to keep his mind off of it, but it was proving to be difficult. Suddenly, he heard a noise. It sounded like someone was coming down the clunge. He tried to hide, but he was too late. The person found him and dragged him out of the clunge. Or alternatively: The frothy clunge mixed with the smell of stale beer and sweat. It was a stench that would stay with you long after the event was over. The crowd was loud and boisterous, their laughter ringing through the room. It was a night to celebrate, and the partygoers were having a blast. But for one person, it was a nightmare come true. She could feel the sweat dripping down her forehead and her body was wracked with so much pain that she couldn't even move. She was trapped in the midst of the revelers, and there was nowhere to go. The stench of the clunge was overwhelming, and it was making her sick to her stomach. She was so humiliated that she could barely move, let alone go to the bathroom. She just wanted to crawl away and hide, but she was surrounded by people who were having a blast. Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Feb 6, 2022 |
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When Mr. Hands walked into the office, everyone knew it was time for his weekly update on the company's progress. He always arrived with a spring in his step, and he always had a perforated colon.
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No one knows how it started, but all across the country, women have been reporting sightings of strange, floppy hooters. Some say they're the size of grapefruits, while others say they're the size of watermelons. No one is sure what the purpose of these hooters is, but everyone agrees that they're definitely not welcome in polite society.
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Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Feb 10, 2022 |
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I think it's trying to break free from it's new restraints:
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Weird Al Yankovic's "Nirvana parody" "Gape Me" quickly went viral, amassing over a million views in just a few days. The satirical song pokes fun at the popular grunge band by creating a song about a man who gags on his own vomit. Even though the song is a parody, many Nirvana fans were offended by it. Some even threatened to boycott Weird Al's future concerts. But Weird Al isn't backing down. In fact, he's doubling down on "Gape Me" by releasing a music video for the song. The song and music video are both hilariously Off-brand for Weird Al, but that just makes them all the more fun to watch.
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Wierd Al Yankovic and Josh Homme were in the same band in the early days of Queens of the Stone Age. They played together on the same tour, and they've been friends ever since. Recently, Al and Josh were both in the same city for a concert. Josh asked Al to show him a trick he learned on the tour - how to play hide the sausage. Al thought it was a funny request, so he showed him how it's done. Wierd Al and Josh Homme were jamming out to some heavy metal music in Josh's garage when they heard a knock at the door. It was Brody Dalle, and she had a few cream pies to sell.
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