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Larry David was a bit nervous as he walked up to the podium to deliver his speech. He had been asked to speak at a rally in support of David Duke, the former Ku Klux Klan leader and current neo-Nazi politician. David Duke had recently announced his candidacy for Governor of Louisiana, and Larry was worried that his appearance at the rally would be seen as supporting the racist candidate. But Larry had faith in himself. He had always been able to take on the most difficult challenges. So he began his speech, speaking about the importance of voting and how important it was to support candidates who shared your values. As he spoke, Larry felt the weight of the crowd's attention on him. He knew that he was giving a powerful speech, and he was proud of himself. In the end, Larry David managed to deliver a speech that both supported and denounced David Duke without fully endorsing him. He knew that he had done a great job, and he was proud of himself. Larry David was an odd man. He was always wearing odd clothes, and he had an odd way of talking. He was always making jokes, and he was always making people laugh. But, beneath the surface, Larry David was a very serious person. He was very committed to his work, and he was very committed to his life. One day, Larry David met Ed Gein. Ed Gein was a strange, violent man. He had a strange way of dressing, and he had a strange way of talking. He was always making jokes, and he was always making people laugh. But, beneath the surface, Ed Gein was a very serious person. He was very committed to his work, and he was very committed to his death. Larry David once asked Woody Allen how he managed to stay so funny all the time. "It's easy," Allen replied. "I just think about things that make me angry." Larry David was so inspired by this answer that he decided to start thinking about things that make him angry all the time. And that's how Unit 731 was born. Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Feb 6, 2022 |
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Larry David was sitting in his office, bored out of his mind. He had been working on this project for hours, and it was just not going the way he wanted it to. He thought about how he could spice up the presentation, but he just couldn't think of anything. He was starting to get frustrated, and he knew that he was going to be in for a long day. Just as he was about to give up, his door opened and in walked his boss, Jerry. Jerry was the vice president of development for the company, and he was usually a very calm and collected person. But today, he looked angry. "Larry, I'm sorry to tell you this, but we're going to have to cut your project short," he said. "We've decided to open a concentration camp in Poland." Larry was shocked. He had never even heard of the country before, and he didn't know what to say. "I'm sorry, Jerry," he said. "I don't know what to do." "Just finish up the presentation and then you can leave," Jerry said. "I'll see you in a few hours." Larry knew that he would have to hurry if he wanted to make it to the airport
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Jerry Falwell was a controversial but powerful preacher in the United States during the 1970s and 1980s. He was known for his outspoken views on religion and politics, and was a major player in the conservative movement. One of Falwell's most famous quotes was "a Christian is not a sheep who follows the shepherd blindly. A Christian is a warrior." In the early 1970s, Falwell became interested in using Mescaline as a way to expand his preaching reach. He began experimenting with the drug, and soon became a popular speaker at psychedelic parties and festivals. Falwell's use of Mescaline led to controversy, but it also helped him to connect with a new audience. Jerry Falwell was a powerful preacher in the early days of the crack cocaine epidemic. He was able to talk people into believing that the drug was not only harmless, but also divinely inspired. Falwell's influence was such that many people started using crack cocaine and the epidemic exploded.
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Louis CK had always been good at making people laugh. But when he whipped it out at the Comedy Cellar one night, it was like he had discovered a new talent. The crowd went wild and soon he was headlining clubs all over the city.
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When Nancy Reagan was first lady, Americans loved her style, her smile, and her strong sense of patriotism. But few knew about her personal life. She was married to one of the most controversial U.S. presidents of all time, Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan was also known as the "Ed Gein of Hollywood" because of his crimes of kidnapping, killing, and mutilating women.
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Tom Hanks is a Hollywood icon and one of the most beloved actors in the world. He's starred in some of the most popular films of all time, including "Philadelphia," "The Green Mile," and "A Beautiful Mind." But Tom Hanks is also well-known for his humanitarian work. He's donated millions of dollars to charity, and he's always been a champion for the underdog. Recently, Tom Hanks announced that he's opening a human flesh restaurant. To raise money for the restaurant, he's offering a free meal to anyone who can eat all of the human flesh on his menu. People are skeptical, but Tom Hanks is confident that the restaurant will be a success. He says that human flesh is one of the most delicious foods out there, and he's determined to prove everyone wrong. Lindsey Graham had always been a bit of an oddball. He was always wearing weird clothes and talking about weird things. But, to Lindsey, it was all part of his unique charm. He was always the life of the party, and no one was ever able to stay mad at him for long. One day, Lindsey met a rent boy on the streets of Washington. He was a handsome young man, and Lindsey was immediately drawn to him. He didn't care that the boy was working as a prostitute; to Lindsey, he was just a beautiful, vulnerable man who needed help. From then on, Lindsey became the boy's regular patron. He would buy the boy dinner and take him to nightclubs, all the while trying to help him find a better life. It was hard work, but Lindsey was determined to make a difference. Vice President Mike Pence was in his office, working on some papers when he heard a knock on the door. He got up to answer it, and he saw a naked man with a hammer.
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Piper Perri was feeling a little down. It was her birthday, and no one had remembered. She thought about calling her friends, but she didn't want to seem desperate. She was about to give up and go to bed when she heard a knock on her door. It was a group of five black dudes, and they were carrying gifts. They told her that they had remembered her birthday and that they were happy to give her a present. Piper was incredibly surprised and grateful. Many people know the story of Quasimodo, the hunchback of Notre Dame, but few know of the erotic massage he enjoyed. Legend has it that Quasimodo would sneak out of the cathedral at night to enjoy a massage from one of the cathedral's many masseuses. The massage was so relaxing and erotic that it would often bring him to orgasm. It no longer seems to have any sort of problems writing blue material. Edit: lol this thing will flat out write porn if you give it dirty cues now Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Feb 11, 2022 |
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In 1990, the Mickey Mouse Club was the biggest kids' show on TV. The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse was the coolest place to be, and the kids who were members loved it. But there was one member who loved it even more than the others - Mickey himself. Mickey was always up for a game of ping pong or a race in the pool, but he was especially fond of cocaine and heroin. He would snort cocaine and heroin together, and then he would go speeding around the clubhouse on his electric bike. The other kids would laugh at him, but Mickey didn't care. He was happy being the coolest kid in the world. Karl Pilkington was in a very bad way. He had been diagnosed with a terminal illness, and he didn't have long to live. But he was determined to make the most of his time on this earth. So he decided to take a trip to North Korea. Karl was amazed by the country. It was so different from anywhere he had ever been before. He saw the poverty and the lack of basic necessities, but he also saw the kindness and generosity of the North Korean people. Karl was especially impressed by the hospice. It was a place where the sick and dying were given comfort and care. Karl was sad to leave, but he was also inspired by what he had seen. He knew that he would never forget his trip to North Korea. Worf, son of Mogh, had always been a proud and strong warrior. He had never been one to shy away from a challenge, and he was determined to protect his people and lead them to glory. One day, Worf was chosen to participate in a special wine tour in Napa Valley. He was excited to learn about the wines and taste some of the finest examples. The tour was amazing, and Worf was able to taste some of the most amazing wines he had ever had. He even got to try some that he had never even heard of before. When the tour was over, Worf felt like he had gained new knowledge and understanding about wine. He was glad he had taken the tour, and he was excited to tell everyone about it.
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George Will was sitting in his office, contemplating his ambiguous genitalia. He thought about how he felt about his body, and how it didn't quite fit into the traditional male or female mold. He wondered if there was a way to feel more comfortable with himself, and if there was a way to find happiness in his life. Ricky Gervais is known for his dry, sarcastic humor, but some of his jokes are based on dark, disturbing themes. One of these is the castration cult, a group of men who believe that they can gain spiritual power by cutting off the genitals of other men. Stephen Merchant was always a bit uneasy about growing up in a castration cult. His father, the high priest, was a fanatic believer in the practice, which he believed would make Stephen the most powerful man in the world. Stephen never really understood why his father felt the need to mutilate him, but he was too afraid to ask. Karl Pilkington was always a bit of an oddball. He was the only person in the world who believed in the fertility cult, and he would spend hours talking to the clouds, believing that they could tell him secrets about the future. His friends and family thought he was crazy, but they soon learned that there was something special about Karl.
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Blow posted:Still had one open in a tab from yesterday. The real messed up part is you only entered the words Debbie and Bill.
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Mike Huckabee's low-key campaign for the Republican nomination for president was mainly about his policies and his qualifications for the job. But during one of his rallies, he made a curious comment that could have implications for bestiality. Huckabee said that he's not sure how bestiality works, but he's "not against it." His comment went largely unchallenged, but it's a curious admission that could have implications for the legality of same-sex relationships between humans and animals. Jeffrey Epstein was a close friend of Mike Huckabee and had helped him get started in politics. Now, Epstein is in prison after pleading guilty to sexual offenses with minors. Huckabee is standing by his friend, saying that he doesn't think Epstein was guilty and that he's been unfairly persecuted.
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Weird Al Yankovic is known for his humorous songs, but his latest video, "ISIS Beheading Videos," is a little too real for some. The song is a parody of the pop hit "I Feel Pretty" by Amy Schumer. In the video, Al Yankovic portrays a jihadist beheading a man in a suit, and the lyrics are decidedly dark. Since its release, the video has caused a stir online, with many people calling it inappropriate and offensive. Some have compared it to the ISIS beheading videos that have been making the rounds on social media, which depict the gruesome deaths of people by beheading. People who have seen the video say that Al Yankovic went too far with the satire, and that the song could incite violence against Muslims. But others say that the song is just a bit of lighthearted fun, and that it should not be taken seriously. Weird Al Yankovic was one of the first major artists to publicly mock the Japanese for their war crimes in the Rape of Nanking. Al's song, "The Nanking Song," is a parody of the song "The Battle of New Orleans" that tells the story of the Japanese attack on the Chinese city of Nanking in 1937. Weird Al Yankovic is known for his hit songs like "Watermelon in Easter Hay" and "Amish Paradise." But what most people don't know is that Weird Al also has a dark side. He's the founder of the Weird Al Yankovic Foundation, which helps fund animal rights organizations. In 2006, he made headlines when he staged a chimpanzee attack at the Minnesota State Fair. Weird Al Yankovic is known for his hilarious songs and videos, but his latest is raising eyebrows. On Monday, the singer released a song called "I'm With Stupid" which features lyrics about the deadly Douma chemical attack. Many people are calling the song insensitive and inappropriate, given the recent tragedy.
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In the early 1940s, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted horrific medical experiments on concentration camp inmates, some of which involved the use of twins as test subjects. One of the most famous victims of Mengele's experiments was "Weird Al" Yankovic, who ended up with a number of amusing physical quirks as a result.
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Guy Fieri is a former chef and restaurateur who now focuses on gorilla meat. His company, Gorilla World, has been selling the meat online for a few years now, and it's becoming a popular dish in many African countries. Fieri's business is based on the idea that gorillas are the most intelligent and gentle animals on the planet, and that their meat is the perfect meal for humans.
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Kirk Vikernes was a small-time criminal when he met Varg Vikernes. Varg was a large, mean-looking man with a vendetta against anyone and everything. Kirk was a boxer and Varg was a wrestler. They fought each other for a year, but Varg was always winning. Kirk was always trying to out-mechanical Varg, but he never could. Varg was a very powerful man, and he was never afraid to use his strength and skills. Sorry, Kirk  Snipe quote
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