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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

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beautiful :unsmith:




would watch this movie

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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:



Of Smurfs and Donkey Punches:

Smurfs were always known for their mischief and love of a good time. One day, the smurfs were playing in their forest when they came across a donkey. The donkey was very tired and had a big load on its back. The smurfs decided to help the donkey and ended up carrying the donkey's load for hours. The donkey was so grateful that it gave the smurfs a punch on the nose.

Thought for sure the smurfs were gonna punch the donkey. What a twist

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

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Megan Fox + Uncontrollable farting

Megan Fox was having a terrible day. She was stuck in traffic, and her car was making this loud, terrible noise. And then, when she finally got to her office, she found out that her boss was in a meeting with the client. Megan didn't think she could take it anymore, so she went to the bathroom to take a break. Unfortunately, she started farting uncontrollably, and the smell was really horrible.Thankfully, her boss was done with the meeting and came out to see what was going on. He was really upset that she had made such a mess, and he made her clean up the bathroom before he let her go.




Fred Durst + an evil red baseball cap

Fred Durst, the lead singer of the rock band Limp Bizkit, was known for his bad attitude and penchant for wearing an evil red baseball cap. Rumors circulated that the cap was cursed, and that Fred was the only one who could wear it without fear of getting into trouble. One day, while performing at a local concert, Fred was arrested for drug possession. The police found the evil red baseball cap in his pocket.

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Aug 19, 2005

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This thing can legit write children's books

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