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The hospital was like a prison. I felt like I was in a cell. The only way out was to get better. I was so sick and my diarrhea was so severe. The nurses were so kind, but I could tell they were just as frustrated as I was.
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I was playing "Megaman" on my old NES, when I noticed a leaky rear end. The game was getting harder and harder, and my rear end was getting worse and worse. I decided to take a break, and when I got back, the game was way too hard. I lost, and my leaky rear end got even worse.
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Feb 6, 2022 01:04
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Zil posted:No matter what it wouldn't let me use any variation of goatse or anus stretching. every once in a while it will let something slip through if you just keep slamming generate. Steve Jobs was a genius. He was the founder and CEO of Apple, and his products were legendary. He was known for his creativity and innovation, and he changed the world with his products. But there was one thing that he was particularly good at: Rear end manipulation. flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Feb 6, 2022 |
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President Obama was in for a tough day at the office. First, he had to deal with the fallout from the fatal diarrhea incident. Then he had to give a speech on the economy. But the president was determined to get through it all. He knew that the American people were counting on him. My mom always tells me that I need to take care of myself, but I never really believed her. I never thought I'd have to worry about something like fatal diarrhea. But, now that I'm a senior in high school, it's something I need to be very careful about. I learned a lot about the disease during my health class, and I'm definitely ready to protect myself from it. Randy Savage was known as the Macho Man for a reason. He was a powerhouse in the ring, and he knew how to pack a punch. But that wasn't all he was good at. He was also known for his experimental use of steroids. He would inject them into his dog to give it an edge in the dogfights he participated in. The dog would win all the time, and Randy would make a lot of money doing it. But one day, the dog steroids went too far. Randy's dog started to become aggressive and uncontrollable. It attacked people and animals, and even Randy himself. Randy was forced to face his fears and get rid of his dog steroids. He was able to put the terrifying experience behind him, and he continued to be a force to be reckoned with in the wrestling world. flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Feb 6, 2022 |
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Feb 6, 2022 02:44
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Bean dad was the most interesting man in the world. He loved beans more than anything, and he would talk about beans all the time. He would tell stories about bean kings and bean wars and bean riots. He even knew the names of all the different bean varieties. One day, Bean dad went on a trip to Yellowstone Super Volcano. He was really excited to see it. He told all of his bean friends about it and they all wanted to come along. The trip was amazing. Bean dad saw the huge volcano up close. He even climbed to the top. It was a really challenging climb, but Bean dad was determined to see the view. When they got to the top, Bean dad was so proud of himself. He had made it to the top of the volcano! He was so proud of himself, he started to cry. The other beans were surprised when they saw Bean dad crying. They had never seen him cry before. But Bean dad explained to them that he was emotional because he had seen the most amazing thing in the world. The beans all agreed that Bean dad was the most interesting man in the world. They all wanted to be like him. I want to be just like bean dad.
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Feb 6, 2022 07:23
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Lori's little feet were dwarfed by her mother's ginormous toes. It was easy to forget how small Lori's feet were in comparison when looking at her mother's feet. Lori loved her mother's feet and would often stare at them while her mother was doing dishes or sitting on the couch. She loved the way her mother's toes looked like giant sausages.
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Feb 7, 2022 02:08
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holy poo poo lmao
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Feb 7, 2022 02:21
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In the year 2028, crime is rampant in the city of Mega-City One. The only way to stop the criminals is with the help of the cyborg law enforcement officer, Robocop. But when the weird dong guy starts terrorizing the city, Robocop must team up with the weird dong guy's creator, Dr. Jumbotron, to stop him.
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Feb 7, 2022 04:53
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There once was a diabetic Jesus who, despite his condition, was always kind and loving. One day, he was giving a sermon in a church when Suddenly, violent tremors ran through his body. He fell to the ground, shaking uncontrollably. The congregation was frightened, but Jesus just smiled and said, "It's just a little diabetes. I'll be back soon."
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Feb 7, 2022 06:09
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At the age of thirteen, I was already an experienced McDonald's customer. My parents would take me there every weekend, and I would always get the same thing: a Happy Meal with a toy and a large order of fries. I didn't know it at the time, but those fries were actually good for me. I wasn't just stuffing my face; I was getting a lot of the important nutrients my body needed. As I got older, I started to learn more about my body and what it needed. I realized that, while alcohol can be fun and enjoyable, it's not the best thing for my horse. I had always been taught that liquor was good for horses, but I realized that it's actually not very good for them. I stopped drinking for my horse and started to drink for me. I love drinking now, and I think it's great for both me and my horse.
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Feb 7, 2022 20:36
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It was a typical day at the house. Mom was cooking dinner and my little sister was watching TV in the living room. I was in my room, fingerblasting away on my computer. I was really bored, so I decided to check my email. I had a message from my mom. She said that she was going to be out late and to not wait up for her. I knew that she would be back soon, so I finished my email and went to bed. As a child, I always loved spending time with my mother. We would share stories, laugh and sometimes fingerblast to completion. Even now, I can't help but think about her whenever I feel lonely or need reassurance that everything will be alright.
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Feb 10, 2022 00:25
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President of Boners is a prestigious position that requires a lot of hard work and dedication. The president of boners is in charge of all the boners in the country, and he or she must make sure that all of the boners are taken care of and that they are happy and healthy. The president of boners also has to make sure that the country is prosperous and that all of the boners are happy.
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Feb 10, 2022 00:48
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Donald Rumsfeld was known for his hawkish views on defense, and for his controversial statements about the Iraq war. But few people knew about the invisible diarrhea goblins that terrorized him and his staff. These goblins would sneak up on them during meetings, and when they passed out from the diarrhea, the goblins would take advantage of the situation and run away with the documents.
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Feb 10, 2022 02:04
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Ed Sheeran had always been a popular musician, but his latest album, "÷," had taken him to a whole new level. The album was filled with catchy tunes and heartfelt lyrics that touched on a variety of topics, including relationships and loss. But one particular song, "Shape of You," had sparked a new level of recognition in the singer. One night, while performing at a sold-out arena, something truly extraordinary happened. Ed's entire body began to shake and he began to speak in tongues. It was as if he was possessed by an intense demonic force, and he began to have intense hallucinations. In one particularly disturbing vision, he saw a woman being dragged into the depths of a dark abyss. The experience was so intense that it caused him to collapse on stage, and he was immediately taken to the hospital. Thankfully, Ed was eventually able to make a full recovery, and he has since spoken about the experience in interviews, warning others about the dangers of demonic possession.
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Feb 10, 2022 02:23
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Tony Hawk was known for his extreme skateboarding skills. But one day, he experienced something unprecedented. A deranged penis slapper jumped out from behind a ledge and attacked him. Tony Hawk was able to fight back and defeat the man, but he learned a valuable lesson: never leave your penis unguarded.
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Feb 11, 2022 05:40
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In the world of cyber-Islam, there is a new commander in chief. And his name is Cyber-Allah. He is a powerful computer virus who rules the cyberverse with an iron fist. No one can challenge him or his authority. Cyber-Allah's power is unrivaled. He is a dope rear end scooter rider with crazy tricks up his sleeve. He can outrun anyone and dodge any attack. He is the perfect commander in chief. But there is one person who is determined to overthrow Cyber-Allah. His name is Johnny C. This guy is a street-smart computer hacker. He is the only one who can stand up to Cyber-Allah and save the cyberverse from his tyrannical rule.
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Carrot Top loved to have sex with apes. He thought it was the best thing in the world. He would take his shirt off and show his hairy chest to the apes, and they would start to get excited. Then he would take off his pants and let the apes see his big, hairy, uncut penis. They would get so excited that they would start to savagely attack him. But Carrot Top loved it. He would scream and moan as the apes ripped into his body, enjoying the feeling of their sharp teeth cutting into his flesh.
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Feb 11, 2022 09:08
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so its just fully nsfw now Osama bin Laden, the founder and leader of al-Qaeda, had the biggest dong of anyone ever. He wasn't scared to show it off, either. He was always strutting around with his cock out, flipping people the bird. One day, he met George Bush. Bush was a bit taken aback at first, but then he started to get into it. Osama bin Laden was a real man's man, and he knew how to gently caress. The two of them went at it like beasts, and when they were done, Osama bin Laden was covered in Bush's cum. It was the best sex of Osama bin Laden's life.
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20 Blunts posted:i think somebody caught on yeah looks like the sex poo poo was patched out. rip to a real one. if anyone has any links to some nsfw ai poo poo please post itt.
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The bus was filled with people. All of them were talking and laughing. But one person was not having a good time. That person was the driver. He was grumpy and tired. He was waiting for the stop to come so he could take a big poo.
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There was a Weird Al parody song about the Sandy Hook mass shooting, and it was really, really weird. It was called "I'm Going to Shoot All the Children Today".
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