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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I cannot take this woman seriously at all because her name is literally Aquafina but spelled in a way that makes it even trashier. No one with a name like that should be successful at anything.

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Awkwafina? I've never heard of her!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Mega64 posted:

I've never heard of her but that's probably because she was cancelled and thus banned from my brain.

I had heard her name online but never bothered to learn the first thing about her because,

Yaldabaoth posted:

I cannot take this woman seriously at all because her name is literally Aquafina but spelled in a way that makes it even trashier. No one with a name like that should be successful at anything.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

I met her at Max PayneCON. She dressed as Mona Sax and wouldn't shut up about her theory that Aesir was owned by Max Payne's dad.

edit: for the record I dressed up as a random goon and whenever someone who cosplayed Max Payne walked by I would go

HEYA!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

and fall down

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Happy to see that Awkwafina has apologized for being from New York. I hope more New Yorkers do the same.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Doctor Butts posted:

I met her at Max PayneCON. She dressed as Mona Sax and wouldn't shut up about her theory that Aesir was owned by Max Payne's dad.

edit: for the record I dressed up as a random goon and whenever someone who cosplayed Max Payne walked by I would go

HEYA!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

and fall down

Are you sure this wasn't a fever dream

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

She gave me the price of a buss ticket when I was lost in New York that one time, so she's cool. Sometimes we play Halo together.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

Yaldabaoth posted:

I cannot take this woman seriously at all because her name is literally Aquafina but spelled in a way that makes it even trashier. No one with a name like that should be successful at anything.

Awkwafina is one of those stage names that when you heard someone actually decided to call themselves that, you know you can just safely dismiss whatever it is they do out of hand

Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Feb 6, 2022

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TlTDLjoHiU

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Nora From Queens is a good show. The whole cast is hilarious.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

is max payne 2 the one with the flamingo that talks backwards
yeah

it's also in the first one though and you're probably thinking of the first one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx932bZ-ILo

it's from an in-game t.v. show called Address Unknown that's sort of a parody of Twin Peaks but also sort of a parody of Max Payne

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Who? What? When? Where? How? Why?

Actually, don't worry.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

will pocs and bipocs ever recover from these crimes?

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

woke twitter simping vs honk horn pant poo poo truckers - the great battle of our age

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Is this appropriation

Queefing like a G, bitch
Queefing like a G, bitch
Queefing like a G
Queefing like, queefing like like a G

I queefs in the morning and I queefs in the night
I went to Benihana and I queefed on sight
I queefs in the trap, queef queefs in the trap
People at the club stare when I'm queefing like that
I don't give a gently caress man
All up on the bus man
Queefing lacks treble but the bass is turnt up man

I'm F. Scott Queefsgerald
Gatsby of the queef game
Wuthering queefs, cos I'm queefing like a Brontë
I queef out the of Don't Stop Believing
So I can hit an El while these white girls singing
I queef on the B train
Queef on the E train
Chilling at Nassau waiting for the G train
80 minutes later, waiting for the G train
90 minutes later, waiting for the G train
(Waiting for the G train)

I'm Vin Disel of the fast and the queefiest
Tokyo Drift, and mine is the breeziest
Queefenor Roosevelt, fireside queefing
Gotta queef soft when my roommates sleeping
I queef on your sister and I queef on your cousin
Then I show your granddad a little queef loving
I queef on your Jerk Seitan, cuz I'm Kobe
Queefing Han Solo
Queefy Wan Kenobi

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Is this appropriation

Queefing like a G, bitch
Queefing like a G, bitch
Queefing like a G
Queefing like, queefing like like a G

I queefs in the morning and I queefs in the night
I went to Benihana and I queefed on sight
I queefs in the trap, queef queefs in the trap
People at the club stare when I'm queefing like that
I don't give a gently caress man
All up on the bus man
Queefing lacks treble but the bass is turnt up man

I'm F. Scott Queefsgerald
Gatsby of the queef game
Wuthering queefs, cos I'm queefing like a Brontë
I queef out the of Don't Stop Believing
So I can hit an El while these white girls singing
I queef on the B train
Queef on the E train
Chilling at Nassau waiting for the G train
80 minutes later, waiting for the G train
90 minutes later, waiting for the G train
(Waiting for the G train)

I'm Vin Disel of the fast and the queefiest
Tokyo Drift, and mine is the breeziest
Queefenor Roosevelt, fireside queefing
Gotta queef soft when my roommates sleeping
I queef on your sister and I queef on your cousin
Then I show your granddad a little queef loving
I queef on your Jerk Seitan, cuz I'm Kobe
Queefing Han Solo
Queefy Wan Kenobi

I hate this children's book

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

explain to me what she did so i can adjust my rage properly.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

It says right there in these tweets… she went to public school, she has huge respect for hip hop and she’s learning, growing, and incorporating learning and growth from marginalized groups as well as continuing to have huge, enormous respect for hip hop

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Is this appropriation

Queefing like a G, bitch
Queefing like a G, bitch
Queefing like a G
Queefing like, queefing like like a G

I queefs in the morning and I queefs in the night
I went to Benihana and I queefed on sight
I queefs in the trap, queef queefs in the trap
People at the club stare when I'm queefing like that
I don't give a gently caress man
All up on the bus man
Queefing lacks treble but the bass is turnt up man

I'm F. Scott Queefsgerald
Gatsby of the queef game
Wuthering queefs, cos I'm queefing like a Brontë
I queef out the of Don't Stop Believing
So I can hit an El while these white girls singing
I queef on the B train
Queef on the E train
Chilling at Nassau waiting for the G train
80 minutes later, waiting for the G train
90 minutes later, waiting for the G train
(Waiting for the G train)

I'm Vin Disel of the fast and the queefiest
Tokyo Drift, and mine is the breeziest
Queefenor Roosevelt, fireside queefing
Gotta queef soft when my roommates sleeping
I queef on your sister and I queef on your cousin
Then I show your granddad a little queef loving
I queef on your Jerk Seitan, cuz I'm Kobe
Queefing Han Solo
Queefy Wan Kenobi

she's a coward for taking down this video. it was a good video

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

It says right there in these tweets… she went to public school, she has huge respect for hip hop and she’s learning, growing, and incorporating learning and growth from marginalized groups as well as continuing to have huge, enormous respect for hip hop

does she know about Ice-T?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

SRQ posted:

explain to me what she did so i can adjust my rage properly.

She built a "micro-camp" and persecuted the only Uyghurs in Queens. Apparently.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

It says right there in these tweets… she went to public school, she has huge respect for hip hop and she’s learning, growing, and incorporating learning and growth from marginalized groups as well as continuing to have huge, enormous respect for hip hop

She probably wouldn't have caught any flack in the first place if she hadn't done a few extremely self-righteous interviews where she talked about how she would never do an accent, and anyone asking her to do an accent for a role is racist. That then caused black twitter to pop up like "oh, you say you've never done an accent?"

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I love threads where people try to one up one another how they don't like X to desperately get accolades from people who don't actually give a gently caress besides trying to do the same. I enjoy some of her songs, I'm a monster.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Duck and Cover posted:

I love threads where people try to one up one another how they don't like X to desperately get accolades from people who don't actually give a gently caress besides trying to do the same. I enjoy some of her songs, I'm a monster.

I'm very proud of you for this brave act

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Big Beef City posted:

Doctor Butts posted:

I met her at Max PayneCON. She dressed as Mona Sax and wouldn't shut up about her theory that Aesir was owned by Max Payne's dad.

edit: for the record I dressed up as a random goon and whenever someone who cosplayed Max Payne walked by I would go

HEYA!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

and fall down

Are you sure this wasn't a fever dream

pretty sure he'd know, that's a separate room at max payne con

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Big Beef City posted:

I'm very proud of you for this brave act

Thanks my goal in life is to make Big Beef City proud.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
whoa!
There is a max payne con?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


15k attendees and everyone's either in a trenchcoat, a white tanktop or a hawaiian shirt

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mr. Meagles posted:

15k attendees and everyone's either in a trenchcoat, a white tanktop or a hawaiian shirt

I think I just found heaven

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mr. Meagles posted:

15k attendees and everyone's either in a trenchcoat, a white tanktop or a hawaiian shirt

... For me it was Tuesday

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Tokelau All Star posted:

Nora From Queens is a good show. The whole cast is hilarious.

Season 2 was not very good though

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

appropriatemetaphor posted:

woke twitter simping vs honk horn pant poo poo truckers - the great battle of our age

I refuse to call anything woke unless it actually encourages women and minorities to rise up against the white male bigots who want to enslave and exterminate them because the white male bigots think they're holy warriors who must rid the world of all evil, ie, people who make them feel uncomfortable just by existing.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

What I need to know though is it still okay to go around doing an Italian accent?


It's a me. A mario

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

What I need to know though is it still okay to go around doing an Italian accent?


It's a me. A mario

As long as you make sure everyone knows that you have huge respect for one aspect of Italian culture and that you're learning, growing, and incorporating learning and growth from marginalized groups as well as continuing to have huge, enormous respect for one aspect of Italian culture, then it's fine

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sydney Bottocks posted:

As long as you make sure everyone knows that you have huge respect for one aspect of Italian culture and that you're learning, growing, and incorporating learning and growth from marginalized groups as well as continuing to have huge, enormous respect for one aspect of Italian culture, then it's fine

Italians are useless. Their biggest claim to fame is from Asia and America.

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

Without Italians we wouldn't have the Sopranos, and I couldn't hang out with my friend Tony.

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005
gently caress you op

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Crespolini posted:

Without Italians we wouldn't have the Sopranos, and I couldn't hang out with my friend Tony.

Tony is dead

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Tony is dead

That's a negative on that one chief. I just checked, and he's yelling at Crissy for showing up high to dispose of a body.

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Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

What I need to know though is it still okay to go around doing an Italian accent?


It's a me. A mario

You can only "do" an Italian accent with a mouth full of pipin' hot pasghetti and meatballs, hachi machi

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