Awkwafina you waited until NOW?

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Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFmNb6Z39rk

this is waht your suppose to do when you apologize

# ? Feb 8, 2022 23:50

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# ? May 13, 2024 14:23

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Cultural appropriation versus cultural exaltation

# ? Feb 8, 2022 23:52

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Chinatown posted:

didnt read the thread

slaughter all influencers

no mercy

# ? Feb 8, 2022 23:55

vandalism: Aug 4, 2003

Caesar Saladin posted:

I dunno this has a few funny lines imo

Yo vag look like Tony Danza lmao

# ? Feb 8, 2022 23:58

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

So I had to look up AAVE, cause I'm either old, or not woke, or whatever expression.

Have some words that you can't use, if you're White, or a Non-Black POC :

https://thetab.com/uk/2021/04/15/aave-words-202195

And another :

https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1Ioy3CDX_iR75DNJwvz7ftq51EXAvZ99C51HP1V_zPOY/mobilebasic#h.4gqqecxnmvfu

Deadass, that dude a hella simp. Go off, bruh

i'm not woke, but now I habitual be sus

... Is this a joke, or am I going to get in trouble for this? 'trouble'

# ? Feb 9, 2022 00:19

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

blight rhino posted:

So I had to look up AAVE, cause I'm either old, or not woke, or whatever expression.

Have some words that you can't use, if you're White, or a Non-Black POC :

https://thetab.com/uk/2021/04/15/aave-words-202195

And another :

https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1Ioy3CDX_iR75DNJwvz7ftq51EXAvZ99C51HP1V_zPOY/mobilebasic#h.4gqqecxnmvfu

Deadass, that dude a hella simp. Go off, bruh

i'm not woke, but now I habitual be sus

... Is this a joke, or am I going to get in trouble for this? 'trouble'

This is trouble-trouble territory, I regret to inform you.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 00:22

Powerful Katrinka: Oct 11, 2021; an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Long-Time Lurker posted:

I'm not American so maybe the nuances are lost one me; but why is Awkwafina regularly the target of blaccent accusation and not the other hundreds of non-Black rappers?

They ARE catching flack, you just haven't noticed

# ? Feb 9, 2022 00:53

ChunTheUnavoidable: Sep 27, 2021

Today Awkwafina was killed by a mortar strike in the contested Donbas region of Ukraine. Regardless of where you stand on her music or her crimes, I hope we can agree that no one deserves such a fate.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 01:12

Buschmaki: Dec 26, 2012; ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

blight rhino posted:

So I had to look up AAVE, cause I'm either old, or not woke, or whatever expression.

Have some words that you can't use, if you're White, or a Non-Black POC :

https://thetab.com/uk/2021/04/15/aave-words-202195

And another :

https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1Ioy3CDX_iR75DNJwvz7ftq51EXAvZ99C51HP1V_zPOY/mobilebasic#h.4gqqecxnmvfu

Deadass, that dude a hella simp. Go off, bruh

i'm not woke, but now I habitual be sus

... Is this a joke, or am I going to get in trouble for this? 'trouble'

If you have to ask and be weird about it you shouldnt say it.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 01:16

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

blight rhino posted:

So I had to look up AAVE, cause I'm either old, or not woke, or whatever expression.

Have some words that you can't use, if you're White, or a Non-Black POC :

https://thetab.com/uk/2021/04/15/aave-words-202195

And another :

https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1Ioy3CDX_iR75DNJwvz7ftq51EXAvZ99C51HP1V_zPOY/mobilebasic#h.4gqqecxnmvfu

Deadass, that dude a hella simp. Go off, bruh

i'm not woke, but now I habitual be sus

... Is this a joke, or am I going to get in trouble for this? 'trouble'

lmfao

# ? Feb 9, 2022 01:17

ChunTheUnavoidable: Sep 27, 2021

this google doc is epic

# ? Feb 9, 2022 01:20

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

Today Awkwafina was killed by a mortar strike in the contested Donbas region of Ukraine. Regardless of where you stand on her music or her crimes, I hope we can agree that no one deserves such a fate.

We have never been shown her body. The navy claims they buried her at sea--just recited some incantations and dumped her off the side of the U.S.S. Nimitz; they didn't want an opportunity for somebody to build a monument to her legacy. I get that, but I'm not worried about a shrine. And I'm not worried about a hundred more Awkwafinas skulking around, imitating the original bad seed. But did the government at least properly salt her casket? Did they cut her head off and bury it separately? Ideally we'll never know. Or we'll get the answer when Awkwafina rises from the ocean, a thousand times worse than before.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 01:39

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

blight rhino posted:

So I had to look up AAVE, cause I'm either old, or not woke, or whatever expression.

Have some words that you can't use, if you're White, or a Non-Black POC :

https://thetab.com/uk/2021/04/15/aave-words-202195

And another :

https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1Ioy3CDX_iR75DNJwvz7ftq51EXAvZ99C51HP1V_zPOY/mobilebasic#h.4gqqecxnmvfu

Deadass, that dude a hella simp. Go off, bruh

i'm not woke, but now I habitual be sus

... Is this a joke, or am I going to get in trouble for this? 'trouble'

So if I want to be woke I must never use the word 'woke.' Makes perfect sense.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 01:58

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Jose Oquendo posted:

So if I want to be woke I must never use the word 'woke.' Makes perfect sense.

If you want to be w*ke, exactly, yes

# ? Feb 9, 2022 02:00

veni veni veni: Jun 5, 2005

It may have been a weird post but that google doc is the funniest poo poo I have read in a while and I am glad that I now know that using the hand clappy emoji is appropriation.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 02:03

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

cracking up just thinking about the google doc lol

# ? Feb 9, 2022 02:06

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Actual wokeness is like enlightenment. Those who speak don't know, and those who know don't speak

# ? Feb 9, 2022 02:25

Just Chamber: Feb 10, 2014; WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

lmao that google doc

👏 Apparently 👏 this 👏 is 👏 offensive 👏 or 👏 something?

# ? Feb 9, 2022 02:27

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

I've ways been offended by it tbh

# ? Feb 9, 2022 02:32

Lyndon LaRouche: Sep 5, 2006; by Azathoth

Who loving cares. loving wokeoids going off on individuals yet again. We shall solve racism by canceling people one at a time!

# ? Feb 9, 2022 02:34

ChunTheUnavoidable: Sep 27, 2021

Calm down. Have some chamomile tea

# ? Feb 9, 2022 03:49

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Just Chamber posted:

lmao that google doc

👏 Apparently 👏 this 👏 is 👏 offensive 👏 or 👏 something?

# ? Feb 9, 2022 04:02

vandalism: Aug 4, 2003

blight rhino posted:

So I had to look up AAVE, cause I'm either old, or not woke, or whatever expression.

Have some words that you can't use, if you're White, or a Non-Black POC :

https://thetab.com/uk/2021/04/15/aave-words-202195

And another :

https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1Ioy3CDX_iR75DNJwvz7ftq51EXAvZ99C51HP1V_zPOY/mobilebasic#h.4gqqecxnmvfu

Deadass, that dude a hella simp. Go off, bruh

i'm not woke, but now I habitual be sus

... Is this a joke, or am I going to get in trouble for this? 'trouble'

You have to trace the lineage of every word you use or that os cultural appropriation and you are a fascist.

Good luck talking about "court" or "jurisdiction" if you aren't French.

Oh, your first word was "mama"? Or you want your father? You aren't even Norse or Germanic, nazi scum. Get these chud babies off of fucki g twitter right loving now!!!

# ? Feb 9, 2022 04:32

ChunTheUnavoidable: Sep 27, 2021

This is very simple� just follow all of the rules in the google doc and you will be safe. Not sure what is so confusing to people here

# ? Feb 9, 2022 04:35

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Welp. Looks like this thread is taking a sharp right turn. Yet another thing that Awkwafina needs to apologize for, IMHO.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 04:39

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

BrigadierSensible posted:

She did a worse Danny Devito impersonation than The Rock.

So imagine that, the professional actor/comedienne was worse at her job than the man whose job for most of the preceding 20 years was to pretend to be punched in the face.

I walked past the tv when that part was coming on and when the movie ended I was shocked it wasn't Alan Arkin. Perfect Alan Arkin impression, she did, with that horse.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 04:43

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Just Chamber posted:

lmao that google doc

👏 Apparently 👏 this 👏 is 👏 offensive 👏 or 👏 something?

i mean yeah, it's kind of obnoxious at least

# ? Feb 9, 2022 04:45

Flowers for QAnon: May 20, 2019

Iggy Azalea should be sacrificed to save awkwafina

# ? Feb 9, 2022 04:57

dangerstepp: Apr 8, 2019

WHAT?

/Stone Cold Steve Austin

# ? Feb 9, 2022 04:57

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

To clarify, I hadn't seen the movie before

# ? Feb 9, 2022 04:59

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

Imagine choosing to be called Awkwafina.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 05:03

vandalism: Aug 4, 2003

If I can correctly and appropriately use most of those words then that should be the only measure of value for the sentences and ideas they convey, not skin color. But I am not a frothing racist like these language police who compiled a list of words you aren't allowed to use based solely on your skin color.

vandalism fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Feb 9, 2022

# ? Feb 9, 2022 05:07

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

If anyone is afraid that SomethingAwful is becoming too politically correct, too much to the left, just point them to this thread.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 05:08

ChunTheUnavoidable: Sep 27, 2021

ive never had anyone say this to me but if it happens I can point them to the thread as you request

# ? Feb 9, 2022 05:10

Avynte: Jun 30, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

blight rhino posted:

So I had to look up AAVE, cause I'm either old, or not woke, or whatever expression.

Have some words that you can't use, if you're White, or a Non-Black POC :

https://thetab.com/uk/2021/04/15/aave-words-202195

And another :

https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1Ioy3CDX_iR75DNJwvz7ftq51EXAvZ99C51HP1V_zPOY/mobilebasic#h.4gqqecxnmvfu

Deadass, that dude a hella simp. Go off, bruh

i'm not woke, but now I habitual be sus

... Is this a joke, or am I going to get in trouble for this? 'trouble'

lol

# ? Feb 9, 2022 05:12

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

ive never had anyone say this to me but if it happens I can point them to the thread as you request

If you weren't cheap, I would have messaged you.

# ? Feb 9, 2022 05:38

von Braun: Oct 30, 2009; Broder Daniel Forever

St*pid, r*t*rded, d*mb, m*r*nic

# ? Feb 9, 2022 05:46

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Instead of saying "Bl*nd playthru" please say "Spoiler-Free First Play Through" namaste

# ? Feb 9, 2022 05:50

runnypoops: Mar 26, 2016; been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

This bitch has a tiny dick

# ? Feb 9, 2022 05:55

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# ? May 13, 2024 14:23

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Lmao da homegrown known SA nazis are popping into the thread now - good work, u know ur thread drat sucks if those dudes show up

# ? Feb 9, 2022 06:22

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