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FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

I'm John Galt

# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:01

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:07

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

FrumpleOrz posted:

I'm John Galt

cool. Everyone hates you

# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:02

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

cool. Everyone hates you

Don't worry, I'm on the same path!

# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:03

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Always be making lurkers

# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:08

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

I'm a

Kinda feller, but I can get the enjoyment of just watching the circus and not being a clown

# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:12

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Milo and POTUS posted:

Always be making lurkers

# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:16

interwhat: Jul 23, 2005; it's kickin in dude

I feel I've posted enough to remove my lurker status. Perhaps I no longer give a gently caress. Maybe I've been careless with my posting. Maybe I've been a lurker all a long. Maybe, I'm the forums superstar the world deserves. Ok definitely not that cause I got a life lol.

Lurk more you fuckin pussies!

Edit: gently caress. Post more. Post more, you fuckin pussy cowards!

Do it for the realm.

The Something Awful Realm.

interwhat fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Feb 6, 2022

# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:18

A For Effort: Apr 29, 2017; by Azathoth

Lurkers like to lurk. Lurkers need to lurk. Lurkers be lurking. Let's lurk it! Let's lurk, lurk, let's lurk lurk lur-lur-lurk let's lurk lurk. Let's lurk, lurk, let's lurk lurk lur-lur-lurk let's lurk lurk.

A For Effort fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Feb 6, 2022

# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:18

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

interwhat posted:

I feel I've posted enough to remove my lurker status. Perhaps I no longer give a gently caress. Maybe I've been careless with my posting. Maybe I've been a lurker all a long. Maybe, I'm the forums superstar the world deserves. Ok definitely not that cause I got a life lol.

Lurk more you fuckin pussies!

# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:19

A For Effort: Apr 29, 2017; by Azathoth

A For Effort posted:

Lurkers like to lurk. Lurkers need to lurk. Lurkers be lurking. Let's lurk it! Let's lurk, lurk, let's lurk lurk lur-lur-lurk let's lurk lurk. Let's lurk, lurk, let's lurk lurk lur-lur-lurk let's lurk lurk.

Posters better than lurkers! I see posters! Look at those posters! Aint aint those posters cute! Posters better than lurkers! I see posters! Look at those posters! Aint aint those posters cute!

Posters better than lurkers.

A For Effort fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Feb 6, 2022

# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:21

interwhat: Jul 23, 2005; it's kickin in dude

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Good point :hmmyes:

# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:22

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

eat poo poo, eat my poo poo

{famous video}

# ? Feb 6, 2022 06:41

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

never stope posting (:

# ? Feb 6, 2022 07:11

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

for a limited time only lurkers will NOT be subject to the normal $3.99/month posting fee for protection in GBS

# ? Feb 6, 2022 07:13

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

AARD VARKMAN posted:

for a limited time only lurkers will NOT be subject to the normal $3.99/month posting fee for protection in GBS

# ? Feb 6, 2022 07:18

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

BONER X posted:

never stope posting (:

# ? Feb 6, 2022 07:24

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Long time lurker first time poster. Pleasure to meet you ladies :wink:

# ? Feb 6, 2022 07:30

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

BONER X

# ? Feb 6, 2022 07:32

Pac and Cheese: Oct 29, 2010; gotta walk fast

i think the main reason people lurk is because they have an anxiety disorder

either because they're a genius and can uniquely see how terrifying the world really is and we are all deprived of their brilliance

or because they're stupid and annoying and every time they say anything it's really stupid and annoying and everyone's like "shut up!" and they deserve to be anxious and ashamed all the time. dumb little bitch. should have stuck to lurking :smuggo:

# ? Feb 6, 2022 07:33

Merd: Oct 8, 2001

Nope, sorry.

# ? Feb 6, 2022 07:59

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Merd posted:

Nope, sorry.

get lost loser

# ? Feb 6, 2022 08:00

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

mom and dad fight a lot

# ? Feb 6, 2022 08:17

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Lurkers have such big weiners that they need two hands to jack off, hence the inability to post

# ? Feb 6, 2022 08:19

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

sweet thursday posted:

oh hey there sweet thursday. you know I don't see your name in here, have you paid up this month? No? Well I'm afraid I'm going to have to put a marquee on your avatar.

# ? Feb 6, 2022 08:22

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

just post, losers

# ? Feb 6, 2022 08:24

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

AARD VARKMAN posted:

oh hey there sweet thursday. you know I don't see your name in here, have you paid up this month? No? Well I'm afraid I'm going to have to put a marquee on your avatar.

Let me see the mod forum. Do it don't be shy

# ? Feb 6, 2022 08:46