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Lurkers have such big weiners that they need two hands to jack off, hence the inability to post
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According to a recent study only losers post stuff online. Don't do it.
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Feb 6, 2022 09:52
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Same but replace -"love" with "hate" -smile with grimace -kiss hands with middle fingers -heart gesture with goatse gesture
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Feb 7, 2022 07:43
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Valko posted:The goatse gesture would just look like two thumbs up, unless your hands were on backwards like a rakshasa. Well the anus would also be highly visible
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Feb 7, 2022 07:56
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I tried lurking for a few hours. Shat my pants twice and got chirrosis of the liver. I can't take it anymore. Lurkers are tough as nails.
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Feb 9, 2022 17:11
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If someone ran for public office on a platform of "I have never posted an opinion online" I'd vote for them and even wave a little flag with their name on it
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Feb 12, 2022 18:37
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no pubes yet sorry posted:"In a shocking turn of events, new evidence suggests that Mr. "Never Had an Opinon Online" has actually been posting online with the username bigballsniffer69" Probably a mod. They'll do anything to kiss a baby
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Feb 12, 2022 18:59
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What the hell did these people do before the internet? Not send letters to the editor? In that case most of my ancestors were probably lurkers and it doesn't feel great
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Mar 5, 2022 21:57
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One Man Crowd posted:I lurked on BBSES Oh yeah good point, i did that too. It was pretty hardcore because you had to go through the trouble of downloading a packet of lovely posts, opening it up in a lovely editor and still shutting the gently caress up
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Mar 5, 2022 22:15
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Like a swan, a lurker will post only once, just before they die. It would a beautiful and solemn monent if not for the fact that the post is always really bad
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Mar 15, 2022 21:09
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