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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

drat it, I'm late. Has anyone threatened the lurkers for me yet???

# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 06:09

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:46

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Here:

https://i.imgur.com/iypzFBn.mp4

SUCK IT LURKERS

# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 06:10

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

BONER X posted:

stop stop they're already dead

NOT DEAD ENOUGH DAMNIT

# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 06:17

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

https://i.imgur.com/H0ln1lE.mp4

# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 06:18

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Sidewalk slim-jim break

# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 06:24

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

BONER X posted:

wtf...

I know, they went for you???

# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 06:28

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

I'm right here, ya dill pickle/

# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 06:29

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

sweet thursday posted:

I believe in this batch of lurkers. Call me crazy, but I do.

The next GBS SUPERSTAR is here in this very thread.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2022 07:13

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

WOW what a Taco! posted:

It's not me.

That's exactly what a GBS SUPERSTAR would say.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2022 15:57

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Goddamn Hippy posted:

Hello, i was just lurking.

Updated my spreadsheet, thanks.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2022 16:05

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

I guess I'll go ahead and be the new GBS superstar if epic 2012 username doesn't ever come back

Let me get you the sash...

# ¿ Feb 14, 2022 17:46

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Sweet T, how can a lurker like me become a cool and popular poster like me??

# ¿ Mar 5, 2022 00:17

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

I call upon the coward mods to stick this thread for 12 hours.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2022 03:56

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Literally A Person posted:

I call upon the coward mods to stick this thread for 12 hours.

gently caress YESSSS

# ¿ Mar 5, 2022 04:08

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

PinkSox posted:

I lurk, but rarely post cause I'm uninteresting.

Tell me 3 uninteresting things about you

:allears:

# ¿ Mar 5, 2022 05:39

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

RadicalTranslation posted:

I still don't understand what all the subforums are for

I use them to post posts in.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2022 17:09

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

rootdown posted:

where am i

Oh jeez.

Not sure how to tell you this.....

# ¿ Mar 5, 2022 20:52

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

I'll fight any lurker who posts itt and lose on purpose so girls will think your a real tough dude.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2022 21:16

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

ProperCoochie posted:

Yeah Lurkers, post.

How else can clique-y GBS superstars either completely ignore your post or dogpile and one-up you telling you WELL ACSHULLY YOURE WRONG

...has this....uh....happened???

P sure everytime a lurker posts we all like, "YAY LURKER! :peanut:

# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 01:06

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

I guess maybe that was an :actually:

but it isn't meant to be.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 01:10

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Coconut Pete posted:

I lurk because over the last 16 years I've gone to the right while the forum has gone to the left

Here's to the next 16 years

Is like one of your legs shorter than the other???

# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 01:42

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

I mostly go in straight lines but sometimes I scuttle places.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 01:43

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Coconut Pete posted:

yeah it was polio, I'm antivaxx

You should try crystals. poo poo is loving for real.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 02:04

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Fat Loser posted:

I like to read more than I like to write.

Ooooo. Tell us what you like to read. :allears:

# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 03:11

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Fat Loser posted:

I'm pretty easy to entertain. The OSHA thread, idiots in uniform, the big dogs thread in PI, and yospos' cat thread. I used to hit up the funny pictures thread but it too consistently turns into the unfunny text about funny pictures thread and that's not really my jam.

But my favorite is and will probably always be the schadenfreude thread because the derails in that thread contribute to the thread while contributing nothing at the same time. That thread is a beautiful paradox of goons trying to out-goon each other while failing and succeeding at the exact same time. Plus, that thread has 'Ow My Balls' on when it's not goons arguing about "but what even is schadenfreude?"

Schad thread is also one of my faves!!! The people who complain about derails are like entertainment unto themselves. One of the best and gooniest threads in GBS. Distilled.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 03:29

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Faith For Two posted:

I usually don’t have anything to contribute to discussion.

Also, keeping up with reading posts in threads takes so much time, that I don’t have enough time to keep up with all the threads I want to keep up with.

You're contributing right now!!

:peanut:

# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 16:16

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

JetSetGo posted:

The new batman movie was cool but it was so dark. Like no one pays energy bills dark. I also went to school a few blocks from that train stop batman beat the poo poo out of the goons.

I don't remember seeing batman but there was this shirtless guy who would do these martial arts moves in the middle of this mini park off one of the stops. All these suits sitting around for lunch on their smoke breaks and in the middle this guy doing Tai Chi but it felt menacing. Maybe he was preparing his body to defeat capitalism and punch out the stock exchange like bane? Wonder if he ever he found that battle he was preparing for.

You should post more.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2022 15:28

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Cpt Thorne posted:

I hate posting

You should post more.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2022 15:58

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Von Pluring posted:

Who's gonna read page 11 of this no-content thread? Might as well go ahead and post.

Me. I am reading it.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2022 20:22

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Kaewan posted:

Im scared I’ll accidentally break a rule.

7 word post.

Sentence? Permaban.

May God have mercy on your soul.

:rip:

# ¿ Mar 16, 2022 15:41

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

International Log posted:

i dunno, whats in it for me? this feels onesided

I'll quote your posts if you do!!

# ¿ Mar 25, 2022 15:17

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

International Log posted:

All i ever wanted really.

By the way, do you guys think theres interest for a new 3D CG smilies thread? I enjoyed contributing the last one and have been thinking about effortposting a new one for a while. Ofcourse i havent yet because what if strangers on the internet don't like it?

Apologies if this is offtopic, i will not post for 5 more years if so.

You should do it and then I'll look at the thread, OP, and I'll be all like "that was p sweet" and then I'd vote it a 4.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2022 15:34