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gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
so uhhh maybe like a gbs thread for aew (all elite wrestling for those of you who aren’t dorks) but not super serious???

mods delete this if it belongs in some specific sub forum or whatever

anyway wrestling is fake and for dorks but how about that aew huh

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


theres a wrestling subforum called the enclosed pool area (its a chris benoit joke)

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

BONER X posted:

theres a wrestling subforum called the enclosed pool area (its a chris benoit joke)

im afraid to leave gbs

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


gbs but from 2004 posted:

im afraid to leave gbs

i understand

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
Somebody should go with them

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
i ain’t going nowhere!!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's alright with me if you stay here but I have nothing to add to this but I'd probably read it. It'd be also ok with me if this was immediately closed and gassed and you were banned and thrown from a ship into the open ocean though I'd probably feel a bit worse about that outcome.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Big Beef City posted:

It's alright with me if you stay here but I have nothing to add to this but I'd probably read it. It'd be also ok with me if this was immediately closed and gassed and you were banned and thrown from a ship into the open ocean though I'd probably feel a bit worse about that outcome.

hell :same: to both to be honest

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Op is a rudipoo candyass gas thrrad

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Can we talk putang pies?

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Smugworth posted:

Op is a rudipoo candyass gas thrrad

i feel like brandon cutler up in this bitch

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
i like aew but I feel like there a lot of wrestlers who are just a bit uninteresting like no gimmick or fun name or music or whatever

and some of the stables I don’t get but I think I’m just a dumbass

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

stone cold e.t. is my favorite wrassler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMmAsqtGRmk

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Orange Cassidy is from New Jersey.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

kntfkr posted:

Orange Cassidy is from New Jersey.

i like when he puts his hands in his pockets

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i like when he wears a tshirt that has a picture of him wearing a tshirt with a picture of him wearing a tshirt with a picture of him on it

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

this is the perfect place to ask the question i've always wanted to ask:

who are the strongest guys? can someone tell me who the strongest guys are. please list the strongest guys.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

kntfkr posted:

i like when he wears a tshirt that has a picture of him wearing a tshirt with a picture of him wearing a tshirt with a picture of him on it

yeah its ok

MJF is still aew’s best dude imho

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

hell astro course posted:

this is the perfect place to ask the question i've always wanted to ask:

who are the strongest guys? can someone tell me who the strongest guys are. please list the strongest guys.

i carried like 2 bags of shopping in one hand the other day so I might shave my hair like wardlow just sayin

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

gbs but from 2004 posted:

im afraid to leave gbs

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Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

BONER X posted:

theres a wrestling subforum called the enclosed pool area (its a chris benoit joke)

moe voice: not no more they ain't

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

hell astro course posted:

this is the perfect place to ask the question i've always wanted to ask:

who are the strongest guys? can someone tell me who the strongest guys are. please list the strongest guys.

There are several of them and many of them can do things like jump very high and others can push very hard those are probably the strongest ones I can think of

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Big Beef City posted:

There are several of them and many of them can do things like jump very high

why does Dante Martin look like he’s always about to cry

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I dunno who that is but I suspect maybe mental health issues or he's constipated real bad

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

getting hints in this thread that there is a strong man named 'wardlow'



+----------------------------------------------------+
THE LIST OF STRONGEST MEN
+----------------------------------------------------+
1.) Wardlow
2.)
+----------------------------------------------------+

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Big Beef City posted:

I dunno who that is but I suspect maybe mental health issues or he's constipated real bad

buddy this is the aew thread so you’d better know your stuff!!

I think it probably is the constipation though

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

hell astro course posted:

getting hints in this thread that there is a strong man named 'wardlow'



+----------------------------------------------------+
THE LIST OF STRONGEST MEN
+----------------------------------------------------+
1.) gbs but from 2004
2.) wardlow
+----------------------------------------------------+

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

hell astro course posted:

getting hints in this thread that there is a strong man named 'wardlow'



+----------------------------------------------------+
THE LIST OF STRONGEST MEN
+----------------------------------------------------+
1.) Wardlow
2.)
+----------------------------------------------------+

There is a man in AEW who goes by the name of 'Luchasaurus' and he is a wrestling dinosaur man and wears a dinosaur mask I would argue that puts him in contention for being very strong.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Big Beef City posted:

There is a man in AEW who goes by the name of 'Luchasaurus' and he is a wrestling dinosaur man and wears a dinosaur mask I would argue that puts him in contention for being very strong.



that’s true dinosaurs are very strong

also there’s malakai black who’s like a satanist tattoo man who seems strong because he has a little deer mask

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

+----------------------------------------------------+
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝓮𝓷
+----------------------------------------------------+
1.) Wardlow
2.) Luchasaurus
3.) GBS but from 2004
+----------------------------------------------------+

note: this list will be updated and maintained for as long as i feel like. I've learned that the OP is also a professional wrestler whom i may or may not choose to become my favorite wrestler.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

hell astro course posted:

+----------------------------------------------------+
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝓮𝓷
+----------------------------------------------------+
1.) Wardlow
2.) Luchasaurus
3.) GBS but from 2004
+----------------------------------------------------+

note: this list will be updated and maintained for as long as i feel like. I've learned that the OP is also a professional wrestler whom i may or may not choose to become my favorite wrestler.

im not sure wardlow can be stronger than a dinosaur

Luke Perry the actor’s son is luchasaurus’ friend called jungle boy but he doesn’t seem as strong as the others

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

gbs but from 2004 posted:

im not sure wardlow can be stronger than a dinosaur

Luke Perry the actor’s son is luchasaurus’ friend called jungle boy but he doesn’t seem as strong as the others

happy to change and adjust this list as need be, i'll wait for more postsers to weigh in, but this WILL be the official list of strongest men. #opendoorpolicy #strongmen #lists

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

hell astro course posted:

happy to change and adjust this list as need be, i'll wait for more postsers to weigh in, but this WILL be the official list of strongest men. #opendoorpolicy #strongmen #lists

there’s a guy called miro who’s basically zangief from street fighter (that’s a video game from the 90s), if zangief did really long boring nonsensical promos. He seems strong

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




gbs but from 2004 posted:

i feel like brandon cutler up in this bitch

Shut up, Brandon

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Infidel Castro posted:

Shut up, Brandon

:bahgawd:

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Angus MacAskill was and will always be the strongest guy but his dumb rear end had to die a hundred years before anyone thought to invent color television to televise wrestling and so while he could have had Luchasaurus as his Marko stunt he continues to instead remain dead.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

shadow puppet of a posted:

Angus MacAskill was and will always be the strongest guy but his dumb rear end had to die a hundred years before anyone thought to invent color television to televise wrestling and so while he could have had Luchasaurus as his Marko stunt he continues to instead remain dead.

Maybe he’ll show up on aew as a special guest or manager

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

+----------------------------------------------------+
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝓮𝓷
+----------------------------------------------------+
1.) Wardlow
2.) Luchasaurus
3.) GBS but from 2004
4.) Angus McAskill
5.) Luke Perry(?)
6.) Orange Cassidy
7.) MJF
+----------------------------------------------------+

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Stone cold e.t. is real strong

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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


hell astro course posted:

+----------------------------------------------------+
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝓮𝓷
+----------------------------------------------------+
1.) Wardlow
2.) Luchasaurus
3.) GBS but from 2004
4.) Angus McAskill
5.) Luke Perry(?)
6.) Orange Cassidy
7.) MJF
+----------------------------------------------------+

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