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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

gbs but from 2004 posted:

there’s a guy called miro who’s basically zangief from street fighter (that’s a video game from the 90s), if zangief did really long boring nonsensical promos. He seems strong

:catstare:

hell astro course posted:

+----------------------------------------------------+
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝓮𝓷
+----------------------------------------------------+
1.) Wardlow
2.) Luchasaurus
3.) GBS but from 2004
4.) Angus McAskill
5.) Luke Perry(?)
6.) Orange Cassidy
7.) MJF
+----------------------------------------------------+


MJF is pretty strong when he can punch dudes with his diamond ring, I think i'd put him at #5. Luke Perry is dead so he's definitely last.

MakaVillian fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Feb 7, 2022

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Is it possible to make an Orange Julius strong enough to defeat orange Cassidy? I think so. Maybe if you also juice the rind and it’s full of orange zest oils. Should be number six and a half as a special consideration.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

shadow puppet of a posted:

Is it possible to make an Orange Julius strong enough to defeat orange Cassidy? I think so. Maybe if you also juice the rind and it’s full of orange zest oils. Should be number six and a half as a special consideration.

Maybe if it’s quite unripe too?

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
rear end family has my vote for best stable

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

it’s Wednesday




and you know what that means

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

SatansOnion posted:

it’s Wednesday




and you know what that means

its time to wrassle and for Excalibur to say “tope Suicida” a lot and to look like a total doof by pairing a lucha mask with a suit

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
but also hell yeah

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Pretty, pretty, pretty good episode

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I hope AEW does well and makes lots of money because this roster looks almost exactly like how a modern day WCW roster would look if your plan was "Let's just do WCW again, I didn't learn anything"

Although, Mark Henry is Strongest.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
aew kicks rear end

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


hell astro course posted:

+----------------------------------------------------+
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝓮𝓷
+----------------------------------------------------+
1.) Wardlow
2.) Luchasaurus
3.) GBS but from 2004
4.) Angus McAskill
5.) Luke Perry(?)
6.) Orange Cassidy
7.) MJF
+----------------------------------------------------+

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
I like the referee hopping up

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

He mistimed the super bounce

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
Speaking of, where do non special guest referees come from? Was that man this close to being the new the rock but for his mistimed jumps?

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
Can I be horny for wrestlers in here

Because let me tell you there's some beefy men I like to watch

Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


I started watching last night and I’m excited for the dinosaur man to fight on Friday now

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Rugikiki posted:

I started watching last night and I’m excited for the dinosaur man to fight on Friday now

Dinosaur man is alright, but son of Luke Perry is where it's at

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Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
cant believe the wrestling boom is so big that even gibbis has three wrestling threads

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

MakaVillian posted:

Dinosaur man is alright, but son of Luke Perry is where it's at

he also has the best walk in music

Ad by Khad posted:

cant believe the wrestling boom is so big that even gibbis has three wrestling threads

the future is now

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
wrestlehut3k: wrath of khans

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Couldn't you have mixed gender wrestling now? I mean, like, you have mixed gender MCU fights. So, like just mix the genders already?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Trollologist posted:

Couldn't you have mixed gender wrestling now? I mean, like, you have mixed gender MCU fights. So, like just mix the genders already?

Indie promotions do it fairly often. Once you get on TV the closest you'll ever get is mixed tag matches where dudes can only fight dudes and ladies can only fight ladies.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
I wanna see rhea ripley beat up riddle

teardrop
Dec 20, 2004

by Pragmatica
I went to a lucha libre show in Mexico and the rudos slammed a jobber so hard, a bunch of paramedics jumped in the ring to put on a neck brace and backboard and drove him away lights flashing, and my wife thought it was real.
Highly recommend

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

teardrop posted:

I went to a lucha libre show in Mexico and the rudos slammed a jobber so hard, a bunch of paramedics jumped in the ring to put on a neck brace and backboard and drove him away lights flashing, and my wife thought it was real.
Highly recommend

You married a mark brother!

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
Keith lee is fuckin huge i love himb 😻🤤

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
:siren:𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝓮𝓷 ( Update for the week of Feb 11th 2022):siren:
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
01.) Mark Henry
02.) Luchasaurus
03.) Wardlow
04.) a guy called miro
05.) Angus McAskill
06.) Keith lee
07.) MJF
08.) Excali "tope suicida" bur
08. )Luke Perry's Son
09.)Orange Cassidy
11.)Rhea Ripple
12.)GBS but from 2004
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

I have updated the list of STRONGEST MEN according to the posts.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

hell astro course posted:

+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
:siren:𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝓮𝓷 ( Update for the week of Feb 11th 2022):siren:
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
01.) Mark Henry
02.) Luchasaurus
03.) Wardlow
04.) a guy called miro
05.) Angus McAskill
06.) Keith lee
07.) MJF
08.) Excali "tope suicida" bur
08. )Luke Perry's Son
09.)Orange Cassidy
11.)Rhea Ripple
12.)GBS but from 2004
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

I have updated the list of STRONGEST MEN according to the posts.

Where's stone cold e.t.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

Smugworth posted:

Where's stone cold e.t.

idk, but if he can help me with this list i would be very thankful. i hope this message reaches him.

Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


Hook-a-Mania seemed very strong for his size last night

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

hell astro course posted:

+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
:siren:𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝓮𝓷 ( Update for the week of Feb 11th 2022):siren:
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
01.) Mark Henry
02.) Luchasaurus
03.) Wardlow
04.) a guy called miro
05.) Angus McAskill
06.) Keith lee
07.) MJF
08.) Excali "tope suicida" bur
08. )Luke Perry's Son
09.)Orange Cassidy
11.)Rhea Ripple
12.)GBS but from 2004
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

I have updated the list of STRONGEST MEN according to the posts.

Still top 15 babey I still got it


The guitarist from some 2000s emo band who’s name I forget is also a wrestler in aew so you could add that

and there’s a father and his 2 real sons called the rear end family

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


the rear end boys are powerful


Put them in there somewhere, Tia

Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


ARMBAR A COP posted:

the rear end boys are powerful


Put them in there somewhere, Tia

Not as powerful as Jungle Express!

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
Cody Rhodes just left aew so make sure you take him off your strong man list ok

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Cody Rhodes just left aew so make sure you take him off your strong man list ok

in the voice of the honorary strongest man stone cold steve austin:
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
:siren:𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝓮𝓷 ( Update for the week of Feb 11th 2022):siren:
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
01.) Mark Henry
02.) Luchasaurus
03.) Wardlow
04.) a guy called miro
05.) Angus McAskill
06.) Keith lee
07.) MJF
08.) Excali "tope suicida" bur
09. )Luke Perry's Son
10.)Orange Cassidy
11.)Rhea Ripple
12.)GBS but from 2004
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
-01. ) Cody Rhodes
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+rear end boys?

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Infidel Castro posted:

Indie promotions do it fairly often. Once you get on TV the closest you'll ever get is mixed tag matches where dudes can only fight dudes and ladies can only fight ladies.

tbf lucha underground operated on buffy the vampire slayer rules, where a 300lb man who literally murdered his opponents to death would issue an open challenge and a 120lb woman would come out and start doing flips on him

but then the tables would turn and he'd start stomping on her face and the commentators would be all "oh no, this is the darkest day in tv history" and I'm there like she wanted this, this is a sequence of events she intended

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Who's the aew guy whose whole stick is being jewish? That guy's hilarious

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Mr. Merdle posted:

Who's the aew guy whose whole stick is being jewish? That guy's hilarious

MJF. He’s one of the best heels ever. I think he’s on the strong guy list

hell astro course posted:

in the voice of the honorary strongest man stone cold steve austin:
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
:siren:𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝓮𝓷 ( Update for the week of Feb 11th 2022):siren:
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
01.) Mark Henry
02.) Luchasaurus
03.) Wardlow
04.) a guy called miro
05.) Angus McAskill
06.) Keith lee
07.) MJF
08.) Excali "tope suicida" bur
09. )Luke Perry's Son
10.)Orange Cassidy
11.)Rhea Ripple
12.)GBS but from 2004
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
-01. ) Cody Rhodes
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+rear end boys?

still top 15 babey :smug:

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Sammy Guevara is a handsome twinky man.

Adam Cole is an adorable hugglebunny of a short man. And his girlfriend is a dentist in real life.

John Silver is an even more adorable, even shorter ball of muscles, wholesomeness, and thinly veiled homo-eroticism. I just want to give him a cuddle and kiss him on his bald head.

These three truths I hold to be self evident.

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gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
I still don’t understand the dark orders gimmick. They sound like a super spooky cult but they’re just cheerful gimps with bad jokes?

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