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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
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damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(
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NumptyScrub

damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(
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nut posted:

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Kaiser Schnitzel

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no i think it is holzfaeller actually


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grossstehendbaumzumflachaufgrundmitkettensaegearbeiter, or abbreviated as GrostebazuflagrukesaegArbi for short


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Dr. Honked

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NumptyScrub

damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

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baumwissenschaftgesicht

:hmmyes:

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I only have excellent ideas
OP I think it is Holzfäller but afaik it isn't used in any novels about worm guys on the moon so I don't know for sure.





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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

grossstehendbaumzumflachaufgrundmitkettensaegearbeiter, or abbreviated as GrostebazuflagrukesaegArbi for short

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not much, what you think the word lumberjack is in German itt up with you?


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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

grossstehendbaumzumflachaufgrundmitkettensaegearbeiter, or abbreviated as GrostebazuflagrukesaegArbi for short

the best part is this qualifies as a legit german compound word and I expect GaG to come in here any minute and just say :hai:



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alnilam

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alnilam

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alnilam

Q: How do German lumberjacks greet each other between the hours of 11 and 4?

A: Maul-zeit! :haw:

In Germany or at least in NRW there is a bizarre piece of workplace slang, I think usually in working-class settings, to greet people by saying "Mahlzeit" which literally means "meal" but is kind of a slangy or maybe old-timey way of saying meal too. anyway. It would make sense if people said like "Guten Mahlzeit" near lunch break to be like, hell yeah, almost lunch time, have a good lunch my orb. But no. At the machine shops I worked in (in NRW), people universally began saying "Mahlzeit" in place of "hallo" or "Guten Morgen/Tag" beginning at about 10:30 or 11 am and running, hours after lunch, all the way until near quitting time, at which point they might switch to something like "Guten Abend" or 'nAbend. I hope you enjoyed this truly bizarre piece of German slang. Anyway a maul is a wood splitting tool so this joke requires knowledge of both of those things. Cheers :cheers:



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alnilam posted:

the best part is this qualifies as a legit german compound word and I expect GaG to come in here any minute and just say :hai:

I forgot to capitalise all the nouns tho :ohdear:


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In common online slang it's just an ascii art picture composed entirely of umlauts in the shape of a burly guy holding an axe.

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