post in this thread and I will give you your pirate name

The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > post in this thread and I will give you your pirate name

«‹›3 »

The Voice of Labor

your sea title as it were

# ? Feb 10, 2022 02:33

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 2, 2024 06:40

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

My shoulder parrot told me about this thread...

# ? Feb 10, 2022 02:58

The Voice of Labor

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

My shoulder parrot told me about this thread...

weedlord of the seven seas

# ? Feb 10, 2022 03:15

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

arrrrgh matey

# ? Feb 10, 2022 03:27

The Voice of Labor

fps_nug posted:

arrrrgh matey

butt beard

# ? Feb 10, 2022 03:30

selan dyin

me too!!

# ? Feb 10, 2022 04:37

biosterous

hell yeah

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Feb 10, 2022 04:38

The Voice of Labor

BALLS DILDO posted:

me too!!

cpt. windbreaker

# ? Feb 10, 2022 04:55

The Voice of Labor

biosterous posted:

hell yeah

beard butt

# ? Feb 10, 2022 04:55

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Shiver me timbers!

# ? Feb 10, 2022 04:56

selan dyin

The Voice of Labor posted:

cpt. windbreaker

NICE

# ? Feb 10, 2022 05:01

The Voice of Labor

Barking Gecko posted:

Shiver me timbers!

cpt. whatsthat

# ? Feb 10, 2022 05:02

biosterous

The Voice of Labor posted:

beard butt

me and fps_nug are the comedy duo who get into improbably hijinks and thus will never get killed off

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Feb 10, 2022 05:44

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

put me in coach :swish:

# ? Feb 10, 2022 05:54

The Voice of Labor

Areola Grande posted:

put me in coach

nantucket nancy

# ? Feb 10, 2022 06:00

sephiRoth IRA: "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

I'm in. Also I have irl a cat that pretends to be a parrot if that helps

Also a peg leg and some dubloons.

# ? Feb 10, 2022 11:32

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

sign me up

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Feb 10, 2022 13:44

Twenty Four

sephiRoth IRA posted:

I'm in. Also I have irl a cat that pretends to be a parrot if that helps

Also a peg leg and some dubloons.

This made me think of my pirate resume and it's pretty extensive!

- Full pirate outfit (for Halloween, but can be used elsewhere)
- Easy access to rum and intent to obtain more
- Possess coins among other treasure, also want more
- Been on a boat
- Been on an island
- Been on the ocean
- Often sleeps on the water
- Maps
- Bunch 'o guns
- Walked a plank (construction scaffolding, but can be used elsewhere)
- Have a skull, and bones that can be crossed
- Have a flag too I guess
- At least one eye and at least one leg
- Done crimes according to some countries
- Saw a drawing of a mermaid and said "nice!"
- Capable of saying "Yarr!" "Avast!" and other pirate words
- Near some wooden stuff

I mean I could keep going, but I think that's definitely pirate name worthy!

# ? Feb 10, 2022 14:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

sometimes i'll hide a coin in the sand at the beach to forget about and "discover"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 10, 2022 16:50

google THIS

# ? Feb 10, 2022 17:06

WOW what a Taco!

google THIS posted:

R

Can we get some "R"s in the chat for our pirate friend?

# ? Feb 10, 2022 17:57

The Voice of Labor

sephiRoth IRA posted:

I'm in. Also I have irl a cat that pretends to be a parrot if that helps

Also a peg leg and some dubloons.

the inconvenience

# ? Feb 10, 2022 18:02

The Voice of Labor

Dr. Honked posted:

sign me up

barnacle dick

# ? Feb 10, 2022 18:02

The Voice of Labor

Twenty Four posted:

This made me think of my pirate resume and it's pretty extensive!

- Full pirate outfit (for Halloween, but can be used elsewhere)
- Easy access to rum and intent to obtain more
- Possess coins among other treasure, also want more
- Been on a boat
- Been on an island
- Been on the ocean
- Often sleeps on the water
- Maps
- Bunch 'o guns
- Walked a plank (construction scaffolding, but can be used elsewhere)
- Have a skull, and bones that can be crossed
- Have a flag too I guess
- At least one eye and at least one leg
- Done crimes according to some countries
- Saw a drawing of a mermaid and said "nice!"
- Capable of saying "Yarr!" "Avast!" and other pirate words
- Near some wooden stuff

I mean I could keep going, but I think that's definitely pirate name worthy!

3l1te h4x0r

# ? Feb 10, 2022 18:04

Stoner Sloth

my birthday is international talk like a pirate day and i have a luscious beard plus with enough booze i walk like i've been on a ship for years

# ? Feb 10, 2022 19:40

Ass-penny

Ahoy maties!

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut