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a Loving Dog posted:alt account/rereg of a weirdo spotted 
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the war is over
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Feb 11, 2022 01:33
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Farm Frenzy posted:Adolf Hitler. this
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Feb 11, 2022 02:36
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a Loving Dog posted:alt account/rereg of a weirdo spotted lol
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Feb 11, 2022 02:37
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very nice i like posted:This is actually a good point as well, perhaps we should also consider what Hitler could have done to make sure he didn't lose a lot of good soldiers to the USA. They got poached by NATO. The job offers were just too good.
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Feb 11, 2022 02:38
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Feb 11, 2022 02:48
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the education system is loving dire
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Feb 11, 2022 02:49
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Yeah, Hitler was a terrible military strategist who actively undermined the war effort. He just caught a lot of lucky breaks early on, probably because he was wielding the Spear of Destiny.
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Feb 11, 2022 02:51
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Maximo Roboto posted:Yeah, Hitler was a terrible military strategist who actively undermined the war effort. He just caught a lot of lucky breaks early on, probably because he was wielding the Spear of Destiny. meth is also a huge contributor, both to Hitler being a terrible military strategist and to the German military's early success
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Feb 11, 2022 03:13
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The funny thing is, Hitler wasn't that bad of a strategic thinker, but because we accepted the memoirs of Nazi commanders as gospel truth we accepted them at face value when they pinned all the blame on Hitler for the Wehrmacht's failures. Hitler didn't really go off the deep end until he became a crankhead.
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Feb 11, 2022 03:16
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:The funny thing is, Hitler wasn't that bad of a strategic thinker, but because we accepted the memoirs of Nazi commanders as gospel truth we accepted them at face value when they pinned all the blame on Hitler for the Wehrmacht's failures. Hitler didn't really go off the deep end until he became a crankhead. ...ok but why declare war against britain.
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Feb 11, 2022 03:21
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Cpt_Obvious posted:...ok but why declare war against britain. whomst among us doesnt dream of destroying the english
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Feb 11, 2022 03:24
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Cpt_Obvious posted:...ok but why declare war against britain. It's not called "perfidious Albion" for nothing.
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Feb 11, 2022 03:25
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can you pass me the salt please hitler
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm0h3RVkgbo
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Feb 11, 2022 03:27
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gaydolph
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Feb 11, 2022 03:37
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He coulda shot himself in the head when he got rejected from art school and saved everyone a lot of bullets
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Feb 11, 2022 03:41
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Colonel Cancer posted:He coulda shot himself in the head when he got rejected from art school and saved everyone a lot of bullets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkobIFk0Buw
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Feb 11, 2022 03:42
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if hitler had a somethingawful account he would probably post in a top level forum megathread and be amazed with all the different avatars. He might look at this one  and stare at the big boobs and also tremendous areolas
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Feb 11, 2022 04:20
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What if Hitler ate a whole butt?
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Feb 11, 2022 04:22
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very nice i like posted:if hitler had a somethingawful account he would probably post in a top level forum megathread and be amazed with all the different avatars. He might look at this one Is that why he attacked Britain?
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Feb 11, 2022 04:31
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Cpt_Obvious posted:...ok but why declare war against britain. You get mad at hitler for the one good thing he did?
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a Loving Dog posted:Yall  rent free
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:
you literally came to post in this thread for attention lol
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Feb 11, 2022 05:09
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really queer Christmas posted:You get mad at hitler for the one good thing he did? No, I'm not mad. It's just the topic of thread. I'm very very glad he was incompetent, I'm just tired of the old story that he was anything except a total moron.
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germany was just sad that their tiny little colonial project got decimated by the limeys and the frogs so they turned to the only thing that would improve their standard of living.. Hitler's American Dream
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Feb 11, 2022 05:28
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Cpt_Obvious posted:No, I'm not mad. It's just the topic of thread. I'm very very glad he was incompetent, I'm just tired of the old story that he was anything except a total moron. haha this guy is totally mad. getting skunked on by a dude everyone hates plus he’s been dead for like 80 years. lol
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Feb 11, 2022 05:29
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TheSlutPit posted:haha this guy is totally mad. getting skunked on by a dude everyone hates plus he’s been dead for like 80 years. lol Hitler had every advantage in the world. He had a massive technological advantage including submarines and eventually rockets. He had massive productive advantage with automotive industries like Porche and Volkswagon making tanks and tracked vehicles. He had more time to prepare and much more experienced soldiers. And he lost. Like a bitch. So to answer the question of the thread, I think that if Stalin had traded him a foil Charizard
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Feb 11, 2022 05:38
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Cpt_Obvious posted:Hitler had every advantage in the world. He had a massive technological advantage including submarines and eventually rockets. He had massive productive advantage with automotive industries like Porche and Volkswagon making tanks and tracked vehicles. He had more time to prepare and much more experienced soldiers. And he lost. Like a bitch. To be fair, if Porsche spent less time assembling luxury cars with the design originality of a military tank then maybe it would have amounted to something
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Porsche Engineer: Herr Fuhrer, we've devised an incredible advancement that will revolutionize the German Panzer. Adolf Hitler: Good God, tell me more! Porsche Engineer: We've added heated leather seats so the crew can cook evenly when they are hit with anti-tank weaponry. There is also bluetooth so that we can pair the cannon to fire when the bass drops during a sick dubstep song.
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Hurrrr fuhrer
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 Let me tell you something. Hitler? He was a tremendous loser. Tremendous! This guy could lose his own, yah know --- like, "Oh no! Where'd it go!?"*pretends he has lost his penis*  Just tremendous. Tremendous loser. Even a bigger loser than, dare I say it, Hillary Clinton. Those two -- who I've never seen in the same room bytheway --*sniiiiiiiiiff* Look, I'm not saying they're the same person but, yah know. She'd definitely invade Russia in the winter, if yah know what I mean! Anyway. Where was I? Oh right, the losers -- And you know who could fair to lose a little? Rosie O'Donnell. Am I right? I'm just kidding. She could lose a whole lot!  I'm just kidding. Just kidding.
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very nice i like posted:Porsche Engineer: We've added heated leather seats so the crew can cook evenly when they are hit with anti-tank weaponry. There is also bluetooth so that we can pair the cannon to fire when the bass drops during a sick dubstep song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqZ8aFP90uM
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:The funny thing is, Hitler wasn't that bad of a strategic thinker, but because we accepted the memoirs of Nazi commanders as gospel truth we accepted them at face value when they pinned all the blame on Hitler for the Wehrmacht's failures. Hitler didn't really go off the deep end until he became a crankhead. He declared war against the U.S. after Pearl Harbor when he could've waited longer to fight the Americans, and he invaded Russia during winter He also had stupid policies like no retreat
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very nice i like posted:if hitler had a somethingawful account he would probably post in a top level forum megathread and be amazed with all the different avatars. He might look at this one hitler would love jojo part 4 and keep dm’ing you about josuke
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Maximo Roboto posted:He also had stupid policies like no retreat guess he and Stalin did have something in common  https://youtu.be/uRSAatLI2QY
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Maximo Roboto posted:He declared war against the U.S. after Pearl Harbor when he could've waited longer to fight the Americans, and he invaded Russia during winter Operation Barbarossa began in June, though it was stupid to think the Soviets would roll over quickly in Eastern Europe like the French did in the West. I don't think the Nazis are winning that war regardless of when they invaded, though.
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In the original Microsoft combat flight simulator, you could set the number of missiles on your plan to something crazy like infinity and you could spam it relentlessly on missions, to the point all you could see from the edge of your wings to the target in front of you was a long rear end series of contrails like you were firing some gatling gun of rockets Take THAT hitler
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Get used to it Hitler!
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Come home tired, what a day I've had News ain't good from Stalingrad - I been busy protecting the German race, So come on Eva, defecate on my face.
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