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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I think he should have tried to win, and not lose

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TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009

Someone should have told hitler that haters stay mad and winners stay winning imo, it may have helped him adjust his perspective re: the jews

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
probably told him to flee to the allies and they would have made him secretary of state in the kennedy administration or some poo poo

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

It's actually incredibly easy to win WW2. Your first moves should always be to pick Rhineland and spam out as many basic infantry as possible - nothing but infantry and infantry equipmemt plus all dockyards on convoys. Mash the deploy button the moment you're allowed to click it and you should have 1m in the field by 1937, which lets you do Danzig or War and also Around Maginot. By this time train 1 paratrooper division, your starting air force is enough to drop it. Beat up Poland and the Netherlands but importantly, leave 1 state in the Netherlands alive so you can puppet them. For some reason this keeps their entire navy alive and you can just give them convoys to annex them and get their navy. You should be in a good spot to paradrop into one of GB's undefended naval bases and ram your entire army in there, take all states but 1 and puppet their navy, and same thing with France. Beating the USA and USSR is mostly trivial at this point because by the time you've done France, GB, Poland and the Benelux it should only be 1940 and the US should still be in the great depression and the USSR should still have their purge debuff, so the rest is left as an exercise to the reader.

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014

he should have added adolf truck nuts to the panzers (1 ball)

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Fleetwood posted:

instead of trying to become a painter hitler should have formed a ska band

*Hitlerishly* Heb es auf heb es auf heb es auf heb es auf heb es auf heb es auf heb es auf heb es auf

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

After dropping out of Reel Big Fish, Adolph was heard saying, presumably about frontman Aaron Barrett, "And people say im an rear end in a top hat"

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
more structurally sound guard towers, op

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Has anyone said Shitler?

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

remained vocel

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Victory Position posted:

I think he should have tried to win, and not lose

Playoffs?

Playoffs?!

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

you see, he only really had one hit

Yeah, Me hitting Hitler and Hitler hitting the floor

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Adolf Christin

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