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Heather Papps posted:

i fell in love with the instructor at the florid love letter sentence workshop but she thinks all my declarations of love are assignments to be graded send help how can i make my feelings clear

Maybe you need to be more direct, there's a lurid lust letter sentence workshop next semester

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As punishment for your crimes you must write twenty florid love letters

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And violets aren't blue
Sometimes poems lie
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My Dearest Agathine,

I hope this letter finds you well. This may seem forward, but I must speak my mind regarding my feelings for you.

You see my love, you are like no other woman I have ever seen. The prostitutes that operate the streets near my abode can not even begin to match your grace and beauty. Indeed, I am struggling to find the right words to describe you without being disrespectful...

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