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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


A thread for non-scots and scots to talk about scottish things. Non-scottish people can talk about how they don't understand limmy, Scottish people can get offended and incredulous someone can't understand limmy, a different non-scot can ask what's a limmy. post pics of irn bru and type in scots to your heart's content.


I am not a scot but I have watched Still Game on Netflix and its a good show.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i had haggis in scotland once and it was quite good. then there was a lot of fog? and some hills and sheep. and a tartan

oh yes there was a castle as well

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've seen pictures of people I believe to be Scottish they seemed alright

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Both my grandmothers live in Scotland. Not together.

Edit: Their husbands are dead.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
what's the difference between scottish and irish?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

STABASS posted:

what's the difference between scottish and irish?

Spelling

bone emulator
Nov 3, 2005

Wrrroavr

do scots care about belle & sebastian ?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Loch Lomond is a nice song

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I would like to visit the Land of Scots (also known as Scotland) someday

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I punched the loch Ness monster right in the tits and it exploded

Vanadium Dame
May 29, 2002

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VERY STRONG OPINIONS

My favorite scotch is a balvenie 12 year double wood, but due to my love of scotch I became a horrible alcoholic and now I can't drink it any more. But I'd highly recommend it regardless.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

I punched the loch Ness monster right in the tits and it exploded

you monster, who will defend us from godzilla now?!?

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DasdiNTP_9U

Nam Taf
Jun 25, 2005

I am Fat Man, hear me roar!

Islay makes the best whisky

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

I was supposed to be in Scotland right now but I got COVID.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

want a scotch egg real fuckin bad rn

naem
May 29, 2011

when I took a guided driving tour of scotland after college it started with coffee and single malt in the ruins of a castle and ended up in a tiny pub in a sheep field where a large drunken australian guy on the tour tried to fist fight everyone (the argument started out over which of the football players on the screen were truly “celtic” (pronounced sell-tick). “Those guys are Sell-Tick!” “No, they ARE Sel-Tick!” “I think that’s what I said but I kind of want to fist fight you now anyway!” “Sure Ok!!” and two 20 year old french girls working as au pairs pointed out that scotland was not france and that france was better and they wished they were in france and they wished they were in france, it is better in france, did we mention we are french.

8.5/10 stars I ate a deer

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
They’re better than the British ENGLISH so they’re all right with me.

Granted it’s a low bar but :shrug:

BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Feb 11, 2022

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

GolfHole posted:

want a scotch egg real fuckin bad rn

those were invented in london

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Whorelord posted:

those were invented in london

hmmmm

*thinks really hard*

*still hmming*

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

STABASS posted:

what's the difference between scottish and irish?

whisky and whiskey

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The Scots have contributed many cool things to society like kilts, whiskey, and claymores so imo they seem pretty alright!

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

I love scotch eggs

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

Badger
Sep 21, 2007
On burrowed time...

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

They’re better than the British so they’re all right with me.

Granted it’s a low bar but :shrug:

We are British you silly sod

Splorange
Feb 23, 2011

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

They’re better than the British so they’re all right with me.

Granted it’s a low bar but :shrug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10

jesus.. that video's 11 years old.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I wear a flat cap because I think it's comfortable and looks nice, but I am not Scottish.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Badger posted:

We are British you silly sod


Fixed. Sorry, it’s early.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Big Beef City posted:

I punched the loch Ness monster right in the tits and it exploded

Big if true!

Nam Taf posted:

Islay makes the best whisky

You spelled Speyside wrong.

Nam Taf
Jun 25, 2005

I am Fat Man, hear me roar!

jazzyhattrick posted:

You spelled Speyside wrong.

Your tongue tasted wrong.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Badger posted:

We are British you silly sod

I dunno about all of that

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Peter Capaldi scowling "don't ayver call me anglish" at James Gandolfini

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

“A sixteen year old mother of three vomiting into an open sewer”.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I don't understand Scotland but they LOVE eating disgusting fried foods and I obviously have to respect that.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Whaur ye fae, lass?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

I refuse to legitimize any of this

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Big Beef City posted:

I punched the loch Ness monster right in the tits and it exploded

upset at its untimely demise but gladdened to have proof of its biology (mammalian)

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


AARD VARKMAN posted:

I don't understand Scotland but they LOVE eating disgusting fried foods and I obviously have to respect that.

this thread is about us learning to understand scotland

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



BrewDog can gently caress off, but Overtone are alright

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