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deano posted:na just cant spell for poo poo me nether, brother.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:do the english tax your vowels. Bet they do. loving english https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_GpqDCs8ys
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:me nether, brother.
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I can understand these dudes. are you sure they're scottish
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deano posted:Puffinz are a tier, almost penguin S tekers. do not use that word around me
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I can understand these dudes. are you sure they're scottish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GDQ8ILw4zA
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Mar 6, 2022 22:56
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hey! my name is charlie
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:hey! my name is charlie Mumpy Charlie the Puffin? Vs Floofy Cuddles the Penguin, rockhoppper skills
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deano posted:Mumpy Charlie the Puffin? I do not have rockhopper skills. Way out of practice. Last time I tried, only two skips, then sank like the stone it was
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also i think i have a claim to some ruin in Scotland https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crawford_Castle
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I do not have rockhopper skills. Way out of practice. Last time I tried, only two skips, then sank like the stone it was get you rckhopping macro sorted, be jumping around like its quake dm.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:also i think i have a claim to some ruin in Scotland some of us do too but its usualy yer hooose
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deano posted:some of us do too but its usualy yer hooose this is me reading your posts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhSBrTGBGxc
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hoose is a house  , simpsons was rather well writean from that angle, willie is used very well one of the best tbh
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deano posted:hoose is a house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2q0T7QXETs&t=9s
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Mar 6, 2022 23:54
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creasing myself and aye off tse deep fry some poo poo, Fire risk to tastyness we take it
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deano posted:creasing myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWCM0VsSaNI&t=14s
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deano posted:hoose is a house Groundskeeper Willie fuckin rules and I'll fuckin fight and sodomize anyone who disagrees.
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Scots is a silly language. This is the Sermon on the Mount in Scots, and it sounds like Jesus is totally hammered.quote:Seein hou monie there wis o them, he spealed the brae, an whan he hed sitten doun, an his disciples hed gethert about him, he set tae the teachin, an this is what he said tae them:
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William Bear posted:Scots is a silly language. This is the Sermon on the Mount in Scots, and it sounds like Jesus is totally hammered. he dis get nailed so aye tat followss
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wesleywillis posted:Groundskeeper Willie fuckin rules and I'll fuckin fight and sodomize anyone who disagrees.
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weird seeing a raith rovers joke in GBS
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Hello. When visiting Scotland make sure you check out some speedway, specifically the Glasgow Tigers because they are the best. Very exciting racing, tickets are cheap, smells are great, and the sounds produced by the bikes are insane. Bikes only have one gear, the go gear, and I might be wrong but pretty sure they don't have brakes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fywMBsN8JM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9CvRPXWmac Also all american meat is trash. I don't care what you call it -- kobe, angus, organic, it's poo poo. Scottish meats are superior, the lorne sausage is to die for. Put everything you eat in a buttered roll. Also curries are excellent there, I don't like curries but tandoori prawn is the poo poo -- one times the prawns were the size of my fist. Onion badgies good, all pakora good, and the naan bread is great. Wash everything down with Irn-Bru, wash the Irn-Bru down with Irn-Bru. They never give you more than three cubes of ice though as they are very green conscious and it must take lots of energy to make ice cubes there. Also before you travel there read Irvine Welsh books, if you only read one read Trainspotting -- make sure you get one as it was originally written, which was written in the vernacular. Reading this book might help you understand people better. Having read this you are now ready to visit Scotland. If you travel to England only visit Hammersmith, people who suggest otherwise are just trying to get you killed.
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Sadistic Hamster posted:Hello. having read this i never want to visit scotland
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I love reading this thread as a Scot. It reminds me that although it was a rough weekend, Deano probably had it rougher
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:also i think i have a claim to some ruin in Scotland you should press your claim up your arse haha
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captainclaw posted:I love reading this thread as a Scot. It reminds me that although it was a rough weekend, Deano probably had it rougher counter measures deployed.
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I made my own haggis last night, it was braw.
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kru posted:weird seeing a raith rovers joke in GBS
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for fucks sake posted:I made my own haggis last night, it was braw. nicely done
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wesleywillis posted:Groundskeeper Willie fuckin rules and I'll fuckin fight and sodomize anyone who disagrees. We’re all familiar with Scots Rules Wrestling.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:We’re all familiar with Scots Rules Wrestling. Slam down
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deano posted:Slam down You’re a powerful, powerful people
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Nigmaetcetera posted:You’re a powerful, powerful people shots fired
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O Flower of Scotland When will we see your like again? That fought and died for Your wee bit Hill and Glen And stood against him Proud Edward's Army And sent him homeward tae think again The Hills are bare now And Autumn leaves lie thick and still O'er land that is lost now Which those so dearly held That stood against him Proud Edward's Army And sent him homeward tae think again Those days are past now And in the past they must remain But we can still rise now And be the nation again That stood against him Proud Edward's Army And sent him homeward tae think again The Hills are bare now And Autumn leaves lie thick and still O'er land that is lost now That though so dearly held O Flower of Scotland When will we see your like again? That fought and died for Your wee bit Hill and Glen And stood against him Proud Edward's Army And sent him homeward tae think again
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Nigmaetcetera posted:You’re a powerful, powerful people https://youtu.be/i2q0T7QXETs
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Billy Connolly as a live roll?
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Hector Delgado posted:Scotland looks gorgeous but I'm afraid of getting my rear end kicked by locals at the bar. buy a round problem solved
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