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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
knock

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Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
who

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


knock

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
ding

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


who

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
come in!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Is this a pilgrim thread?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Who dat

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

fart

sootikins
May 24, 2008

Did I ever. Remember it as if it were yesterday. Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels - my favorite part of the day. Defecatin' to the sunrise - downright glorious.
knockin on heavens door

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sock

hock

crock

frock

c

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

He knockin

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I don't know what this is called, but I don't appreciate it

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I hate to knock this thread, but: It sucks.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

when the ops a knockin don’t come a rockin

Cryomancer
Jan 22, 2005

Indeed.
"When you cast the spell, a loud knock, audible from as far away as 300 feet, emanates from the target object."

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Mozi posted:

sock

hock

crock

frock

c

clock

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
No one responded and then I fell asleep.
I don't even remember the joke now.
This has been a good thread.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Lol at thinking goons would answer a door

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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OP tried it

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

It's boffa

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

great 2nd level transmutation spell, OP.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

HD DAD posted:

Lol at thinking goons would answer a door

Pizza man! With the world's most decadent and embarrassing pizza!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Seriously who has chicken nuggets on pizza, we had to subcontract for that

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006
banana

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

gently caress YOU!
:gas:

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

a video doorbell has been the best investment of my whole life
it feels so empowering to be able to ignore all the idiots trying to sell you something

Schir
Jan 23, 2012


nobody's home
go away

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
What do you can a fish without an eye?

Fsssh!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Knock knock open up the door it's real with the nonstop pop pop of stainless steel

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Waltzing Along posted:

No one responded and then I fell asleep.
I don't even remember the joke now.

I don't think there was one.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Hardawn posted:

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsssh!

Now that's funny. :D

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Gas, ban. No content threads and posters should be gassed and banned, respectively.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


A violent knock at the door wrapped the family in a fear-filled moment. No one knew who it was and so they decided to just ignore it. Just as they were about to relax, the door burst open and out came a large, muscular man with a gun. The family was terrified and the man demanded to know who they were. They didn't know, so the man made them recite a list of words he had heard on the news. After they finished, the man arrested them without any questions.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

interwhat posted:

Gas, ban. No content threads and posters should be gassed and banned, respectively.

That sounds pretty extreme. Would you settle for gassing and probing? (I don't mean anal probing btw though some here would probably support it)

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

You fool, now all of the dungeon knows you're here

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Leaded gas fixes that.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
who's there?

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