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Dogburglar is cunning, ruthless, and efficient until he sees squirrelburglar running by |
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Feb 14, 2022 06:49
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Dogburglar had a good haul tonight. Three jars of peanut butter, a sock, and a turd from the cat's litterbox, all of which he immediately ate on the premises and barfed back up on the living room carpet |
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Feb 14, 2022 15:55
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Dogburglar faithfully cases the target house every day, waiting for the owners to leave for work, even though they moved away seven years ago and the building has been unoccupied ever since 
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Feb 14, 2022 19:32
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Dogburglar refuses to tell the cops who's a good boy without his attorney present |
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Feb 14, 2022 19:55
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Dogburglar gang leader: So Bingo will distract the guards and Fido will disable the alarm system, and that'll allow Trixie to climb up to the roof. Trixie: The what? DGL: Roof. Trixie: Roof. Bingo: Roof. Fido: Roof! DGL: No wait-- Everyone: ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF |
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