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it's a thread for posting shady stories. did u see someone doing something weird today? are you urself totes sus? I know u got em so let's hear em |
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I once smoked we'd under a bridge 
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Feb 17, 2022 04:39
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I just lost my job, and therefore my day/night cycle is hosed. Also, I have a whole car full of poo poo from said job that needs sorting through. So I'm now the, "what is he doing out there?" guy. 3 AM, 3 PM, doesn't matter. There's a not-insignificant chance I'll be out there with an unlit cigarette dangling from my lips because I can't find my lighter (again), digging through a beat-up old hoopty that looks like it was dumped by a joyrider with a penchant for breaking windows, asking all passers-by for either a(n electric) light, a (flame) light, or a cigarette. I also linger a bit at the dumpster when I throw something away. I won't admit to removing anything from it. This space for rent |
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Feb 17, 2022 04:48
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VibratorFirmware posted:I just lost my job, and therefore my day/night cycle is hosed. Also, I have a whole car full of poo poo from said job that needs sorting through. when I was a cig smoker I carried a Ferro rod for this very reason
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Feb 17, 2022 04:52
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I stole time at work today does that count |
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Feb 17, 2022 05:05
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Farecoal posted:I stole time at work today does that count just taking a big poo or having a lovely wank?
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Feb 17, 2022 05:13
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Areola Grande posted:just taking a big poo or having a lovely wank? Mostly just browsing the World Wide Web tbh |
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Feb 17, 2022 05:14
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Farecoal posted:Mostly just browsing the World Wide Web tbh not as shady as I had hoped 
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Feb 17, 2022 05:16
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Areola Grande posted:not as shady as I had hoped It's World Wide, dude. The world is half shade at any given time. Also what the gently caress is a ferro rod? Are you some kinda commie? Farecoal posted:I stole time at work today does that count Time theft is one of my biggest fears This space for rent |
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Feb 17, 2022 05:26
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VibratorFirmware posted:It's World Wide, dude. The world is half shade at any given time. Also what the gently caress is a ferro rod? Are you some kinda commie? https://youtu.be/wzRfKoM_hVc 
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Feb 17, 2022 05:40
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how shady is rooting in a dumpster? asking for a friend.
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Feb 17, 2022 08:42
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I went into and out of the same Best Buy twice yesterday looking for Pokemon Arceus, both times I then paced around the store to make sure I wasn't missing a stand or something somewhere and I tried to not stop in any one place too long because I didn't want someone to talk to me.
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Feb 17, 2022 13:41
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When I worked in retail they gave me a bunch of pointers in how to spot a shoplifter and almost all of them were thing I do just because I'm nervous and hate talking to people.
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Feb 17, 2022 13:42
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:how shady is rooting in a dumpster? When I was young my mom threw me into a dumpster because she accidentally threw away a piece of paper she needed and it was easier for me to get in and out of it.
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Feb 17, 2022 13:42
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hey op, look out for that oak tree over there. looks p shady 2 me
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Feb 17, 2022 18:19
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Sherbert Hoover posted:hey op, look out for that oak tree over there. looks p shady 2 me And in the dead of northern hemisphere winter, no less. It's definitely up to something |
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Feb 17, 2022 18:23
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Zurtilik posted:I went into and out of the same Best Buy twice yesterday looking for Pokemon Arceus it's hard 2 find but definitely worth the hassle. hunt the good hunt my friend 
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Feb 17, 2022 20:46
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last year or so I entered a small shop wearing a backpack. I wore the backpack because I had my laptop with me and didn't feel like leaving it in the car just in case someone decided to do a smash n grab or whatever. I was immediately greeted by the shop owner with "why the f*ck are you wearing a backpack" and treated like a shoplifter for the entire (short) period I was in the store. that was fun!
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Feb 17, 2022 21:12
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google THIS posted:And in the dead of northern hemisphere winter, no less. It's definitely up to something I am currently looking out the window at several fully green oak trees
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Feb 17, 2022 22:41
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Sherbert Hoover posted:I am currently looking out the window at several fully green oak trees This is escalating rapidly you'd better get out of there before more show up |
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Feb 17, 2022 23:35
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aYup *sips beer |
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Feb 17, 2022 23:54
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when i was homeless i shoplifted unashamedly. also when i worked at walmart i'd sneak into the storage outside and randomly knife skids of waterbottles in between reading comic books i grabbed from the toy section
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Feb 18, 2022 00:12
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In college all I ate one year was little packets of baby carrots and grapes and Naked juices that I'd steal from the Grab n' Go, and my defense was that if they didn't want me to grab and go they should have called it something else.
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Feb 18, 2022 00:19
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Heather Papps posted:when i was homeless i shoplifted unashamedly. also when i worked at walmart i'd sneak into the storage outside and randomly knife skids of waterbottles in between reading comic books i grabbed from the toy section hell yeah this owns 
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Feb 18, 2022 01:25
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How Wonderful! posted:In college all I ate one year was little packets of baby carrots and grapes and Naked juices that I'd steal from the Grab n' Go, and my defense was that if they didn't want me to grab and go they should have called it something else. I mean free is free right 
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Feb 18, 2022 01:26
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Areola Grande posted:hell yeah this owns there is little as freeing as realizing the place you work for is maybe one of the greatest evils in human history
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Feb 18, 2022 01:30
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Heather Papps posted:there is little as freeing as realizing the place you work for is maybe one of the greatest evils in human history I only shop there if I just had Chick-fil-A 
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Feb 18, 2022 01:41
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oh yeah for many years i broke the law by purchasing, occasionally selling, and constantly consuming marijuana
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Feb 18, 2022 01:42
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Heather Papps posted:oh yeah for many years i broke the law by purchasing, occasionally selling, and constantly consuming marijuana same here. sometimes I miss crime weed |
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Feb 18, 2022 01:48
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*light elbow nudge* u holding?  I'm not a cop
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Feb 18, 2022 06:00
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How Wonderful! posted:In college all I ate one year was little packets of baby carrots and grapes and Naked juices that I'd steal from the Grab n' Go, and my defense was that if they didn't want me to grab and go they should have called it something else. You sound more like a lawyer than an awning. But, you know... A criminal lawyer. |
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Feb 18, 2022 07:21
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I have dumpster doven a lot in my life and I'd do it again if i knew the good ones in my new city
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Feb 18, 2022 09:27
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You can pry my entire food-grade trash bags full of bread or bagels, sticky but unopened jars of salsa, and pounds and pounds of packaged, slightly expired fudge, from my dirty, well-fed hands |
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Feb 18, 2022 09:29
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:how shady is rooting in a dumpster? how shady it is depends whether you mean 'rooting' in a north american or an antipodean sense |
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Feb 18, 2022 14:18
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alnilam posted:You can pry my entire food-grade trash bags full of bread or bagels, sticky but unopened jars of salsa, and pounds and pounds of packaged, slightly expired fudge, from my dirty, well-fed hands Hell the gently caress yes I am an unashamed dumpster diver, I get all my coolest poo poo from dumpsters and so much food. |
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Feb 18, 2022 16:14
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Yesterday I was as cats into dark and that's my favorite crime Today I got the ol dry brain but I'm gonna get real hosed up on juice full of crime weed |
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Feb 18, 2022 16:15
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Cardi BYOB posted:Yesterday I was as cats into dark and that's my favorite crime ah you were visiting my friend Lucy, what an interesting gal
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Feb 18, 2022 17:52
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Stoner Sloth posted:how shady it is depends whether you mean 'rooting' in a north american or an antipodean sense well I am a proud antipodean, mate
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Feb 18, 2022 19:46
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Yesterday I was walking to the corner store and some cops cornered onto the street I was on a block away and they parked pretty much immediately, but just sat in their car at the intersection. I knew something was going down, but they didn't seem like they were going to hassle me, so I crossed the street and passed them and as I'm coming up to the store a guy came out and asked me if I seent any cops, so I told him they were just down the street to the south. He said he'd been speeding and they were looking for him (I hadn't asked). I told him to go east, and then I went in the store. Cops were still parked down the street and that guy was gone before I was out of the store, then I crossed to the cops side of the street to buy a bahn mi there, and when I was out of that store the cops were gone too.
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rear end-penny posted:Yesterday I was walking to the corner store and some cops cornered onto the street I was on a block away and they parked pretty much immediately, but just sat in their car at the intersection. I knew something was going down, but they didn't seem like they were going to hassle me, so I crossed the street and passed them and as I'm coming up to the store a guy came out and asked me if I seent any cops, so I told him they were just down the street to the south. He said he'd been speeding and they were looking for him (I hadn't asked). I told him to go east, and then I went in the store. Cops were still parked down the street and that guy was gone before I was out of the store, then I crossed to the cops side of the street to buy a bahn mi there, and when I was out of that store the cops were gone too. They were obviously casing out your sandwich choice due to local marriage laws. 
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