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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

it's a thread for posting shady stories. did u see someone doing something weird today? are you urself totes sus? I know u got em so let's hear em

# ¿ Feb 17, 2022 04:21

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 06:51

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I once smoked we'd under a bridge :okpos:

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# ¿ Feb 17, 2022 04:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

VibratorFirmware posted:

I just lost my job, and therefore my day/night cycle is hosed. Also, I have a whole car full of poo poo from said job that needs sorting through.
So
I'm now the, "what is he doing out there?" guy.

3 AM, 3 PM, doesn't matter. There's a not-insignificant chance I'll be out there with an unlit cigarette dangling from my lips because I can't find my lighter (again), digging through a beat-up old hoopty that looks like it was dumped by a joyrider with a penchant for breaking windows, asking all passers-by for either a(n electric) light, a (flame) light, or a cigarette. I also linger a bit at the dumpster when I throw something away. I won't admit to removing anything from it.

when I was a cig smoker I carried a Ferro rod for this very reason

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# ¿ Feb 17, 2022 04:52

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Farecoal posted:

I stole time at work today does that count

just taking a big poo or having a lovely wank?

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# ¿ Feb 17, 2022 05:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Farecoal posted:

Mostly just browsing the World Wide Web tbh

not as shady as I had hoped

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# ¿ Feb 17, 2022 05:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

VibratorFirmware posted:

It's World Wide, dude. The world is half shade at any given time. Also what the gently caress is a ferro rod? Are you some kinda commie?

Time theft is one of my biggest fears

https://youtu.be/wzRfKoM_hVc :tipshat:

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# ¿ Feb 17, 2022 05:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Zurtilik posted:

I went into and out of the same Best Buy twice yesterday looking for Pokemon Arceus

it's hard 2 find but definitely worth the hassle. hunt the good hunt my friend :palmon:

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# ¿ Feb 17, 2022 20:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Heather Papps posted:

when i was homeless i shoplifted unashamedly. also when i worked at walmart i'd sneak into the storage outside and randomly knife skids of waterbottles in between reading comic books i grabbed from the toy section

hell yeah this owns :regd10:

# ¿ Feb 18, 2022 01:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

How Wonderful! posted:

In college all I ate one year was little packets of baby carrots and grapes and Naked juices that I'd steal from the Grab n' Go, and my defense was that if they didn't want me to grab and go they should have called it something else.

I mean free is free right :evilbuddy: