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VibratorFirmware
I just lost my job, and therefore my day/night cycle is hosed. Also, I have a whole car full of poo poo from said job that needs sorting through.
So
I'm now the, "what is he doing out there?" guy.

3 AM, 3 PM, doesn't matter. There's a not-insignificant chance I'll be out there with an unlit cigarette dangling from my lips because I can't find my lighter (again), digging through a beat-up old hoopty that looks like it was dumped by a joyrider with a penchant for breaking windows, asking all passers-by for either a(n electric) light, a (flame) light, or a cigarette. I also linger a bit at the dumpster when I throw something away. I won't admit to removing anything from it.

This space for rent

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Areola Grande posted:

not as shady as I had hoped :(

previously: ferro rod

It's World Wide, dude. The world is half shade at any given time. Also what the gently caress is a ferro rod? Are you some kinda commie?

Farecoal posted:

I stole time at work today does that count

Time theft is one of my biggest fears

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How Wonderful! posted:

In college all I ate one year was little packets of baby carrots and grapes and Naked juices that I'd steal from the Grab n' Go, and my defense was that if they didn't want me to grab and go they should have called it something else.

You sound more like a lawyer than an awning. But, you know... A criminal lawyer.

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