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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Cars are the dumbest form of transportation humanly possible, but are actually fun to hoon around tracks or on dirt and stuff. Like everything else humanity invents, we're using it wrong.

Edit: This is unintentional the hot take for page 2, take it or leave it!

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Klyith posted:

3O, a mustang? Are you questioning your sexuality?

To be fair, the mach-E is in no way an actual mustang

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Three Olives posted:

Very sad, do you know how long some people have been waiting for those car? In this market getting a production date can take an eternity, I would be crushed if the car I ordered months and month and months ago burned and drowned and I had to wait even longer for it.

Did you ever manage to get the mentally ill lady kicked out of her house?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I just remembered from another thread that 3O currently drives an i3, it's like he's addicted to getting the worst electric available at any given point in time

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

when u want to have a sports coupe that is also a mom suv

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Meme Poker Party posted:

Destruction of rich people’s property is funny, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

no actually it isn't?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I. M. Gei posted:

no actually it isn't?

It is actually funny. gently caress the rich.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Yaldabaoth posted:

The wealthy aren't people, they're husks who want to kill everyone because they live in fear of losing their wealth.

Its a porsche, its not a private plane. A successful engineer or your local GP could buy a porsche.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



3O should use his wealth to buy me a GMC Hummer EV supertruck instead of whatever dumbass luxury poo poo he wants. Either the highest trim level or the second-highest.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

It is actually funny. gently caress the rich.

No it's not. I have strong personal attachments to my property and if it suddenly got destroyed and some rear end in a top hat laughed about it I'd be pretty loving pissed off. Doesn't matter if I'm rich or poor, that's just lovely brokebrain behavior.

Don't be a defective.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



*drags Three Olives half-naked into a GMC dealership on a BDSM collar* Yes my dog and I would like to test-drive your new electric supertrucks?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

I. M. Gei posted:

No it's not. I have strong personal attachments to my property and if it suddenly got destroyed and some rear end in a top hat laughed about it I'd be pretty loving pissed off. Doesn't matter if I'm rich or poor, that's just lovely brokebrain behavior.

Don't be a defective.

*sets your property on fire and laughs about it*

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011

Meme Poker Party posted:

Destruction of rich people’s property is funny, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

this forum is getting dumber by the day

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Meme Poker Party posted:

Destruction of rich people’s property is funny, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


imho, rich people have too much stuff and we should take it from them

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Twat McTwatterson posted:

this forum is getting dumber by the day

The fact that this place thinks I am rich and not a normal middle class guy that lives in a major city should disturb everyone.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Three Olives posted:

The fact that this place thinks I am rich and not a normal middle class guy that lives in a major city should disturb everyone.

oh i'm definitely disturbed alright

naem
May 29, 2011

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the jokerfication of this thread has begun

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Colonel Cancer posted:

All cars should be destroyed, let trains run freely on the land

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
GTA 6's marketing hype got real

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Three Olives posted:

The fact that this place thinks I am rich and not a normal middle class guy that lives in a major city should disturb everyone.

I give a million times more fucks about the poor autistic children you report to the police for being "too loud" than I do about you, and that's exactly the way that everyone else on this forum and on Earth should think too.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

WFAA posted:

A burning car transport ship drifting near the mid-Atlantic Azores Islands had luxury cars on board that were destined for North Texas, WFAA has learned.

...

WFAA learned that both Porsche Plano and Park Place Porsche off Lemmon had cars on board that were bound for their lots.

Porsche Plano said they lost "several" cars, but did not have an exact number. and wouldn't know until Monday. Meanwhile, Park Place Porsche said they had about two dozen cars headed for their Dallas dealership.

The fire comes at a time when supply chain issues and a chip shortage had already put a squeeze on car sales.

Wow, this hits close to home. drat.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Three Olives posted:

The fact that this place thinks I am rich and not a normal middle class guy that lives in a major city should disturb everyone.

The "gently caress the rich" is directed at the boat full of porsches and bentleys, you egotistical dope. If this place thinks you're rich, it's probably the aura of world revolving around you that you project -- a common trait of the rich.

Also look up what the median income is in your area before being convinced that you're normal middle class.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Three Olives posted:

Wow, this hits close to home. drat.

I have worked as a car salesman in Dallas and this story is now funny to me.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Please stop quoting 3 olives, I keep accidentally reading his posts

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

soon a fish will get to enjoy the car and thats nice

also i dont think fire should be possible in the ocean....?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

I. M. Gei posted:

I have worked as a car salesman in Dallas and this story is now funny to me.

Knew one of the Ginsburg spawns growing up, they were not delightful.

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

I. M. Gei posted:

No it's not. I have strong personal attachments to my property and if it suddenly got destroyed and some rear end in a top hat laughed about it I'd be pretty loving pissed off. Doesn't matter if I'm rich or poor, that's just lovely brokebrain behavior.

Don't be a defective.

haha look at this fuckin baby crying over spilt porsches

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
This is funny because they are cars that are on fire on a boat. The fact they are cars for the wealthy elite makes it satisfying, too.

Padical
Nov 29, 2004
Cars are loving stupid and it's idiotic that we sacrificed our urban spaces for these things.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Padical posted:

Cars are loving stupid and it's idiotic that we sacrificed our urban spaces for these things.

A big part of that is car related corporations that pushed policy that created these situations. It's not like this all over the world.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Bad Purchase posted:

the jokerfication of this thread has begun
Wanna to know how I got these cars?

I claimed them under maritime salvage laws off a flaming ship.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I'm gonna go turn that boat into the Smokers base from Waterworld

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

But yeah sad to see all those union-made hand-built machines burn up. That represents a lot of hard work by really skilled technicians.

Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022

Three Olives posted:

The fact that this place thinks I am rich and not a normal middle class guy that lives in a major city should disturb everyone.

I honestly think it’s performative. How many goons are computer touchers making 100k+, possibly in double income households.

The “eat the rich” narrative can start and end at the people that can afford private islands and personal security.

And well, if you aren’t making 100k, there are a shitload of jobs out there.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

holy gently caress three olives shut the gently caress up

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Those cars had souls, now they'll never get to experience the joys of some fat pervert jacking off into their tailpipes.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Three Olives posted:

The fact that this place thinks I am rich and not a normal middle class guy that lives in a major city should disturb everyone.

Betty Wight posted:

I honestly think it’s performative. How many goons are computer touchers making 100k+, possibly in double income households.

The “eat the rich” narrative can start and end at the people that can afford private islands and personal security.

And well, if you aren’t making 100k, there are a shitload of jobs out there.

Jfc

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"If you aren't pulling 6 figs maybe just try harder, idiots."

... Well that's interesting

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