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my poop this morning was like, tapered very odd
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I crapped in my crapper and it crapped out.
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Feb 24, 2022 19:21
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Goons eat more fiber
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Feb 24, 2022 19:23
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Blueberries are a super fruit enough to get entangled to form dingleberries.
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Feb 24, 2022 19:25
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I pooped in my hard drive and backed it up
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Feb 24, 2022 19:25
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MAZEL TOV
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Feb 24, 2022 21:09
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I've never pooped I'm way 2 classy
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Feb 24, 2022 21:09
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Nuts and Gum posted:Ratemypoo.com has suffered a tragedy with the absence of this toilet shot I'll have to try to recreate it. it was a solid 5-6" in diameter and probably 11" long? I forgot what I ate. my grocer had a sale on pork loin, so for a while I was just eating like 3 2" pork chops every few nights, normally with some sort of bean. That might of been it Fleta Mcgurn posted:I've never pooped I'm way 2 classy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10V5jp8ObmQ
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Feb 25, 2022 01:28
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Peggy Edson posted:my poop this morning was like, tapered On like... both ends? I guess, if you had to force it out, it'd start by being tapered, then a huge log, then squeezing to get the rest out would taper the other end. I have put more minutes of my life than I'd care to admit into trying to analyze this. Bloodfart McCoy posted:Your urine looks like you are well hydrated. This is good.reward yourself with a nice sip of water. i stay super hydrated. If I ain't gettin 'crunk' (krunk?), I'm drinking water. Plus, I'm on water pills that make me so thirsty, and pee all the time. also, thank you for the kind words. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Feb 25, 2022 |
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Feb 25, 2022 01:34
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 could God poop so large, that even a toilet he created, would not flush? Could i somehow get a large pickle jar to get hardwater stains? and then poop in that and let it sit, to try to mirror the effects? i don't know how hardwater stains work. I have some in my tub, but I'm a bit reluctant to rub feces on them and leave it for a day. I'm also relatively sober right now, so who knows what I'll get up to later, or over the weekend. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Feb 25, 2022 |
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Feb 25, 2022 01:37
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Does COVIS give you diarrhea and constipation at the same time? If so I have covid
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Feb 25, 2022 04:24
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Greg of Doom posted:Does COVIS give you diarrhea and constipation at the same time? i think just diarrhea. constipation is probably your diet. If I eat pizza, I'm doomed unless I take some metamucil or miralax or something. I don't think I have a dairy thing, I probably do, but cheese heavy things make my sphincter strain. .... Which might of been how I got the monster dook in the first place. I remember getting pizza a week or so ago. ... hmm. you prolly good, GoD here's this  I have the stupid two handle setup in my shower/tub. The hot water one just sprays water constantly when in use. I should maybe get it fixed one day. But, this looks like hardwater stains to me. There is where I could hypothetically apply poop to the streak and kind of plaster it on there, to see what happens. I don't really want to, but it's an idea knocking around in my head. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Feb 25, 2022 |
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Feb 25, 2022 05:31
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you ever try getting f'd in the a? it feels like pooping but in reverse
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Feb 25, 2022 08:18
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just had a good poop. eating yogurt really is paying off meanwhile my roommates poops wake me up with the noise and i always see flecks of bright red blood in the bowl that remind me of murder scene spray patterns. i suggested he see a doctor but haha; american healthcare
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Feb 25, 2022 08:39
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blight rhino posted:I scrubbed the 'poo poo' out of my bowl, and it still looks like there is still a noticeable difference where the poop sat a week ago. I'm going to try to get a pic, but I have like one lightbulb that works in my bathroom, so i'm not sure I'll be able to get the contrast needed. im actually going to try this b/c my toilet has hella limescale. i never thought id read something useful whilst clicking this thread. lmao
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Feb 25, 2022 09:21
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Just took a huge dump but it all came out in like 2 secs as a giant log, poo poo was crazy!! That's called "a log flume" I think
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Feb 25, 2022 09:35
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blight rhino posted:it was a solid 5-6" in diameter Good lord I hope you meant circumference
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Feb 25, 2022 10:13
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loving disgusting. Repent, sinner.
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Feb 25, 2022 10:14
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i broke my collarbone and occasionally take tramadol for the pain. trams is very bad for the rear end, I do horrendous powerful farts and my shits are somehow hard to pass but soft and weird. it’s a bad scene man, idk how people get addicted to this junk
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Feb 25, 2022 12:29
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The goal is to get the kind of rear end in a top hat the goat man has so you never have to squeeze it just falls out The sweet life
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Feb 25, 2022 17:39
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blight rhino posted:i think just diarrhea. Personally, I would not consider smearing poo poo in my shower as a solution to anything. What you want, OP, is a scouring stick.  They run $2-3 and you can get them at Walmart or any hardware store
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Feb 25, 2022 18:59
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If you want to get that sink clean, you better start making GBS threads in it! Don't listen to that idiot above
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Feb 25, 2022 20:10
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You need a poop knife installed in the bathroom, my friend!
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Feb 25, 2022 20:17
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:im actually going to try this b/c my toilet has hella limescale. i never thought id read something useful whilst clicking this thread. lmao Lol, it works like a charm, vinegar is nature's de-scaling fluid. Report back, if you try! BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Good lord I hope you meant circumference hahaha i do math good. yeah, circumference. good call out Chief McHeath posted:Personally, I would not consider smearing poo poo in my shower as a solution to anything. i dunno. i would/will consider it, for science's sake. but having to grab a turd with gloved hands and spread it across the hard water stains. That's pushing the limits of what I may be okay doing. I really want to, but it's so goddamn disgusting to do so. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Feb 26, 2022 |
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Feb 26, 2022 05:05
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op you need to taste your own poo poo to make sure everytning is ok
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Feb 26, 2022 05:06
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i had a poop influenced by black beans, sausage, and eggs. But it was like one of those ghost shits. Where you push a powerful turd out, but it's not there when you look to inspect. Like it was so forceful it just went down and up and was no longer in the bowl. That's like disconcerting.Dang It Bhabhi! posted:op you need to taste your own poo poo to make sure everytning is ok I am not sure I am ready to do this.
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Feb 26, 2022 05:08
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I don’t want to alarm you but time is of the essence. Taste the poo poo.
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Feb 26, 2022 05:56
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StarSan, for any homebrewers, is pretty good at getting your porcelain it's whitest.
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blight rhino posted:i had a poop influenced by black beans, sausage, and eggs. But it was like one of those ghost shits. Where you push a powerful turd out, but it's not there when you look to inspect. Like it was so forceful it just went down and up and was no longer in the bowl. That's like disconcerting. I hate those. Did you release some alien orb poo poo? Who knows!
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Feb 28, 2022 22:08
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Did a poo too big to flush, Now clammy d too soft to gently caress. Pop a viagra, Plunger in my rear end, All that poo go down real fast Time to pull those curtains shut, Clammy d bout to gently caress you up the butt And if you take a poo too big, Clammy d got a shovel And be ready to dig. 
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Feb 28, 2022 22:38
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thats lovely
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Feb 28, 2022 23:17
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caca
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Feb 28, 2022 23:19
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"Back That Azz Up" by Juvenile is actually about opiate dependency in the urban centers of our nation.
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ruh roh
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i wish people would stop lying about poop being solid i'm not falling for it guys 
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Parsley posted:i wish people would stop lying about poop being solid It’s true if you don’t believe me then taste your pop
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:It’s true if you don’t believe me then taste your pop You're like really big on tasting poop. I'm not sure I could without gagging. Sometimes I drop some bombs where the smell will just gag me. Like when I happen to take a monster dook, and even flush it, but then get in a hot shower. The monster dook flavor particles are still floating around. I don't think this is healthy. You should have one room for dooking, then room entirely separate room for showering. I'm not rich, but i rich people do. That doom mod bathroom guy would of smelled dook in his shower room i bet. and then fell through the floor since he cut the joists
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Citric acid is also good for limescale, though its more often used to get the inside of your kettle nice and new looking, you can use that if you can't find vinegar, using the same tp moisture retention metthod.
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blight rhino posted:You're like really big on tasting poop. I'm not sure I could without gagging. Sometimes I drop some bombs where the smell will just gag me. maybe im just really big on proven remedies that work 
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What kinda disgusting poo poo do you eat lol
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