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Context: I live in an important American city so I wanna make sure I'm as close to the blast radius as possible
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anywhere in an important american city should suffice but try to get right under the little icon that google maps shows when u type in "good poster city" or wherever u are because there gonna use google maps to steer the rockets
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Feb 24, 2022 05:32
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To Heaven, young man
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Feb 24, 2022 05:36
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go to the nearest military base and camp out by the fence
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Feb 24, 2022 05:48
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Yossarian-22 posted:Context: I live in an important American city so I wanna make sure I'm as close to the blast radius as possible Find the local branch of Bellingcat
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Feb 24, 2022 05:51
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i hope when a nuke drops im the only who dies you suckers.
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Feb 24, 2022 05:57
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the covid thread
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Feb 24, 2022 06:00
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find a white wall facing the blast, stand infront of it and make a funny pose for your shadow figure.
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Feb 24, 2022 06:28
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pretty hosed up that LA fenced up all its pedestrian underpasses would have gone into one of those still would have been roasted alive but hey fighting chance and all
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Feb 24, 2022 07:06
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rear end-up on my roof rn
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Feb 24, 2022 07:10
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To Hell, of course
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Feb 24, 2022 07:12
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find ground zero and point ur butthole in the direction of the incoming bombs
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Feb 24, 2022 07:16
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"Important" american city lol
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Feb 24, 2022 07:21
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I'm still going to work today.
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Feb 24, 2022 07:22
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I'm joining the army 💜
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Feb 24, 2022 08:59
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Just hide in the water and hold your breath until it's over.
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Feb 24, 2022 09:00
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the something awful forums, to post and read all the nuclear takes
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Feb 24, 2022 09:08
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you've started well. stay the course
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Feb 24, 2022 09:08
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Kiev
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Feb 24, 2022 10:04
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Dr. Killjoy posted:pretty hosed up that LA fenced up all its pedestrian underpasses theres a fallout shelter at los angeles city college near the big theatre
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Feb 24, 2022 10:31
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I live near a very large, solid reinforced concrete white wall and I've been kicking around the proper pose to take so I can be the wall shadow equivalent of that guy in Pompeii who was cranking it when he got flash-fried.
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Feb 24, 2022 14:04
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Hell
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Feb 24, 2022 14:17
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There's a Cabela's and a grocery store in the same power center surrounded by woods and if I get there first I can block the access road and become king
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Feb 24, 2022 17:57
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Zeroisanumber posted:I live near a very large, solid reinforced concrete white wall and I've been kicking around the proper pose to take so I can be the wall shadow equivalent of that guy in Pompeii who was cranking it when he got flash-fried. dammit came here to post this
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Feb 24, 2022 18:05
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Kazzah posted:To Heaven, young man
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Feb 24, 2022 18:17
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I will go to Heaven with the Angels and Siants
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Feb 24, 2022 18:18
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I plan on standing in front of my garage door and going for the most amusing shadow possible maybe leave some journals around for wastelanders Zeroisanumber posted:I live near a very large, solid reinforced concrete white wall and I've been kicking around the proper pose to take so I can be the wall shadow equivalent of that guy in Pompeii who was cranking it when he got flash-fried.  OP
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Feb 24, 2022 18:24
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I'm gonna go to President Garfield's tomb and take his head for a cool post apocalyptic trophy.
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Feb 24, 2022 18:26
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No American city is going to get nuked any time soon. We can continue to live in bourgeoisie decadence for decades while we, our allies, and our enemies all engage in pointless proxy wars. That said stand in the middle of central park and watch the bomb fall.
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Feb 24, 2022 18:28
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lmao cold war nuclear existential dread is back lmao
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Feb 24, 2022 18:30
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Cloks posted:I'm gonna go to President Garfield's tomb and take his head for a cool post apocalyptic trophy. still can't believe we elected a cat
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Feb 24, 2022 18:36
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when that presidential alert pops up on my phone saying the bombs are away I’m heading straight for the nearest bar and you should too OP the nuclear flash cranking it is a solid second though
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Feb 24, 2022 18:38
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stock up on potassium iodide (bad ending) and ketamine (good ending)
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Feb 24, 2022 18:39
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Tempora Mutantur posted:still can't believe we elected a cat ??? is there some other Garfield i should be aware of?
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Feb 24, 2022 18:42
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im going to head over to your mothers house
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Feb 24, 2022 18:51
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Haha losers I live in an area so target rich the graph has multiple overlapping circles like whoever's attacking it is trying to top off thier high score
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Feb 24, 2022 18:54
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Buffer posted:I plan on standing in front of my garage door and going for the most amusing shadow possible Also make sure to put fav sex tools all over to make things more interesting for future archeologists.
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Feb 24, 2022 18:58
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drat I never got around to buying a bunch of safes and putting them around my home with "lmao" on a letter inside for the wastelanders to find
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Feb 24, 2022 19:03
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Crazypoops posted:drat I never got around to buying a bunch of safes and putting them around my home with "lmao" on a letter inside for the wastelanders to find man I wish I had the foresight do that with a map inside that leads to a chest containing ziplocks filled with pictures of Rick Astley
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