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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh poo poo, didn't see this one coming:

https://twitter.com/MLSist/status/1516755366192861190

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Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



its wild and the DCU fan base is livid

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Austin is over here "2 coaches have been fired in 2 days, news dump"
https://twitter.com/JeffreyCarlisle/status/1516867507671355393

love to dumb loving goons cape for abusive shitheads because jokes

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Hot DCU gossip is that the players hated the coach because he asked them to be pros "24/7" and wouldn't let them eat pizza and subjected them to such inhuman conditions such as, routinely having their hydration tested. Footballers are loving children.

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

highme posted:


love to dumb loving goons cape for abusive shitheads because jokes

What uhh...does this mean?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

humpthewind posted:

What uhh...does this mean?

I made a remark when the investigation started (before we knew what they were investigating) about how I was disappointed that Dominguez was possibly a criminal just as I had purchased an avatar with him on it.

Sucks.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Ciprian Maricon posted:

Hot DCU gossip is that the players hated the coach because he asked them to be pros "24/7" and wouldn't let them eat pizza and subjected them to such inhuman conditions such as, routinely having their hydration tested. Footballers are loving children.

Imagine expecting fat losers like Flores to have the fitness of a professional footballer. The nerve.

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


Ciprian Maricon posted:

its wild and the DCU fan base is livid

We gave Ben Olsen 10 loving YEARS

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Shammypants posted:

Imagine expecting fat losers like Flores to have the fitness of a professional footballer. The nerve.

This loving front office looked at a roster filled to the middle with nothing but losers like Ola "I couldn't hack it in China" Kamara and a coach whose entire philosophy was "do the absolute possible best you can do every game" and really said "this coach absolutely has to go"

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

every FO is just batshit this season

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Ciprian Maricon posted:

Hot DCU gossip is that the players hated the coach because he asked them to be pros "24/7" and wouldn't let them eat pizza and subjected them to such inhuman conditions such as, routinely having their hydration tested. Footballers are loving children.





problem solved

Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Apr 21, 2022

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

lol

https://twitter.com/SoccerInsider/status/1517130092824117249?s=20&t=heuQGCFTo3u2jzejjrEB_w

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



Front Office trying to deflect from yesterdays shitastic news. That and announcing a friendly against Bayern Munich in July that STH will have the privilege of paying for before everyone else. God, this front office is loving terrible.

Ungratek posted:

We gave Ben Olsen 10 loving YEARS

Also this. How in the gently caress.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
It’s official - All Star Game on August 10th in St. Paul.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Handsome Ralph posted:

Front Office trying to deflect from yesterdays shitastic news. That and announcing a friendly against Bayern Munich in July that STH will have the privilege of paying for before everyone else. God, this front office is loving terrible.

They want 70 loving American dollars for a random Wednesday night, they are INSANE

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ciprian Maricon posted:

They want 70 loving American dollars for a random Wednesday night, they are INSANE
Against the Liga MX All-Stars.

Then again, they've probably priced the tickets at that because there are just enough idiots to pay that price and fill a 20,000-seater for a ~~~~special event~~~~.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
He's talking about DC's friendly against Bayern, not the All-Star Game.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

whypick1 posted:

He's talking about DC's friendly against Bayern, not the All-Star Game.
oh well same idea lol

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
70 to see Bayern live does not strike me as particularly out of line, to be honest

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

fast cars loose anus posted:

70 to see Bayern live does not strike me as particularly out of line, to be honest
I'm going to disagree and say that for a friendly it's still stupid.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

I wouldn't mind seeing Bayern even if it is a friendly, but personally I would rather pay for tickets to 2-3 DC United MLS matches for the same price. If it was somewhere without a MLS team, that would be a different story but if you're in DC you can see soccer every week.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Rapids acquiring Zardes from Columbus for some Garberbux.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Chris Armas to DC United

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



no info, i'm just trying to manifest it

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Azerban posted:

no info, i'm just trying to manifest it

ok, and i want you do consider this carefully but:

gently caress no, gently caress off

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Edward Mass posted:

Rapids acquiring Zardes from Columbus for some Garberbux.

this seems really sensible for colorado. grats to cbus on selling low i guess

i say that not as a big zardes fan or anything but colorado really needed a striker and got an at worst serviceable MLS striker for a small pile of garber bucks

G-Hawk fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Apr 22, 2022

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Edward Mass posted:

Rapids acquiring Zardes from Columbus for some Garberbux.

This is not what I meant by get a loving striker!

Also apparently we have a new CB starting tonight. That we acquired last month.

From Cincy.

:catstare:

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Apr 24, 2022

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Is it late enough in the season to start being worried as a Sounders fan?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Pungry posted:

Is it late enough in the season to start being worried as a Sounders fan?
No because it never seems to matter how awful they look to start the season.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
N:

V: :wotwot:

Popero
Apr 17, 2001

.406/.553/.735
Revs are bad

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


also the sounders are in the CCL final, so you know, you've got that at leaset

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I woke up genuinely mad that my local team won 3-2. That's the Dave Kasper effect friends. Somehow DC has a really exciting new player and I did not enjoy it at all.

Its time to not watch or go to games for a good long while maybe if will be fun again.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Popero posted:

Revs are bad

they play in mls, yes

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Nostalgia trip:

https://twitter.com/MLSist/status/1519344812998250497

The Crew have really come a long way since, as now the whole team is a trash fire.

MLS Cup 2020? Never heard of it

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Miami Freedom Park looks to be a go, scheduled for opening in 2025.

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008


any word on NYCFC gettin’ a drat spot yet? this league istg

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


Gadi Kinda is out for the season now. cool. great.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Doctor Teeth posted:

Gadi Kinda is out for the season now. cool. great.

He Kinda wasn't up to the challenge.

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threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


https://twitter.com/MLS_Buzz/status/1521237671091310594

Kevin Cabral was signed to a 5 year contract, and everyone with google could tell that Costa was going to spend half the season injured. Whatever Klein does that makes ownership happy it must have nothing to do with building a team that can compete with the best teams in the league.

Feels like another season where we have a few outstanding players, but as a team have fatal flaws (terrible defense in 2019/2020, inability for anyone but Chicharito to score in 2021) that will prevent us from making the playoffs once again.

That said, it is funny that LAFC for a fifth year straight have failed to beat Galaxy away and that drives their fans insane.

threeagainstfour fucked around with this message at 23:24 on May 3, 2022

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