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Ciprian Maricon posted:Hot DCU gossip is that the players hated the coach because he asked them to be pros "24/7" and wouldn't let them eat pizza and subjected them to such inhuman conditions such as, routinely having their hydration tested. Footballers are loving children. Imagine expecting fat losers like Flores to have the fitness of a professional footballer. The nerve.
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At least they’ll be paid and trained properly for a change.
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May 30, 2022 17:55
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Atlas bought DC United’s biggest DP bust of all time- Edison Flores. Morons, but thanks.
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whypick1 posted:I know this is 99.999999% bullshit because of the source, but I really want to see this happen for all the lols: What a waste of money that would be. gently caress off rooney
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Handsome Ralph posted:More reputable source but still, lol We need players who can actually play well, not pooshited retirees to pretend they are a coach.
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DC traded Gressel to Vancouver for dollarydoos. We also didn’t tell Gressel and he found out via press tweet.
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Jul 15, 2022 15:37
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I can’t imagine a professional like Gressel won’t play hard for Vancouver or whoever he was traded to. He’s never come across as unprofessional and hard working.
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Jul 15, 2022 20:24
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The Rooney era is almost seeing it's first signing. It's Luis Suarez. Just kidding, it's Jamaican international superstar from Derby County Ravel Morrison. We're also paying him 3x his Derby salary. A guy with 4 goals over 36 games deserves the best we have to give.
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Jul 15, 2022 20:50
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Turns out Lingards connection to DC United was... surprisingly... bullshit.
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Jul 21, 2022 23:50
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Providence, Rhode Island, just approved 60 million to build a 1,000 seat stadium. Are we getting a Rhode Island team in the future? That would be funny.
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Jul 31, 2022 05:48
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Sorry, it's not 1,000 seats, it's 10,000 seats with expansion potential to 15,000 or more. This to my knowledge has nothing to do with the Revs.
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Jul 31, 2022 20:26
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Christian Benteke is joining DC united because, uh, why not I guess? Not really excited.
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Aug 5, 2022 18:11
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https://twitter.com/OptaJack/status/1569878499745320960?s=20&t=B64X4oSix9wW1rzApIKlXg
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Taxi Fountas was removed from the game today when being accused of dropping an N bomb against Inter Miami players. I guess he and Ravel, the dirtbag domestic abuser, can go have dinner and chat about it.
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Imagine being upset about Apple making MLS respectable to watch again after years of straight dogshit rear end amateur hour bullshit and local commentators that suck the life from the game like a Hoover vacuum. TIM APPLE SAVE US
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