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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i'm gonna do it! i'm gonna run away and you'll be very sorry and wished you have done things differently so as to make it so I hadn't running away.

# ? Feb 26, 2022 23:27

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:04

nut

i'l never foget u

# ? Feb 26, 2022 23:30

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

What monster? Plant whom?

# ? Feb 26, 2022 23:41

nut

they were called...pant mobster...i think....it...it sounds right

# ? Feb 26, 2022 23:43

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Plant MONSTER. posted:

i'm gonna do it! i'm gonna run away and you'll be very sorry and wished you have done things differently so as to make it so I hadn't running away.

i hope you have enough snacks in your bindle for the arduous journey ahead!

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Feb 26, 2022 23:45

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Yeah let's see what I have:

-Sun Chips (been a health food kick lol!)
-Sour keys
-Milo sports milk drink powder (I plan to visit many cows during the travails that await)
-Lactaid pills to help me digest the milo + milk i'll be consuming
-Sour Patch Kids
-A blister pack of glycerin based suppositories in case I "can't go"
-The Canadian/UK kind of Smarties not the ones in the US which are our Rockets
-And a mini-disc player with a mini-disc that has all 700 megs devoted to early 2000s rap rock

# ? Feb 27, 2022 00:04

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

You're my butterfly, sugar baby

# ? Feb 27, 2022 00:05

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i'll join you, my running away loadout consists of the things that i just posted in the knife thread

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Feb 27, 2022 00:07

google THIS

(visibly holding back tears as PM posts furiously about coupons) Actually the BYOB rumspringa is an important, um, cultural, um,

# ? Feb 27, 2022 00:29

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

*trying some reverse psycology like a smart parent* See ya! hope you have fun out there! Won't miss you a bit and i bet you'll have fun!

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Feb 27, 2022 02:51

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

good luck on your new life!

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# ? Feb 27, 2022 03:17

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I'm glad we had PM chipped just in case.

# ? Feb 27, 2022 03:33

gleebster: Only a howler

Do you have warm socks? You'll need 'em out there.

# ? Feb 27, 2022 03:38

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i found a squashed beetle outside and its gross and scary so i'm back inside but this is NOT my house

# ? Feb 27, 2022 04:12

Ass-penny

I hope it wasn't something I said :ohdear:

# ? Feb 27, 2022 04:56

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S13mP_pfEc

Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:56

The Walrus Cancer: If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

Good luck out there. Just don't die, okay? If you do die, then I'm going to come kill you.

# ? Feb 27, 2022 07:32

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

i dont remember nothing about no pants mustard

# ? Feb 27, 2022 08:45

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

If you need a place to stay, you can always go here:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3989714

# ? Feb 27, 2022 11:27

nut

i can still see him on the horizon

# ? Feb 27, 2022 17:01

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Putting a pie on the windowsill so the smell cloud will gently lasso you back hovering several inches in the air

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Feb 27, 2022 17:24

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

Don�t run away! Why don�t you camp out in our garden instead?

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

# ? Feb 27, 2022 19:54

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

I don't think he was even a real monster in the first place. Some sort of a spy-monster. A plant, if you will.

# ? Feb 27, 2022 20:18

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Please come back Planned Mustard!

# ? Feb 27, 2022 20:31

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

# ? Feb 27, 2022 20:39

nut

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Feb 27, 2022 20:50

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Plant MONSTER. posted:

You're my butterfly, sugar baby

# ? Feb 28, 2022 03:37

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Zurtilik posted:

Good idea!

We'll use music as a lure...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE

# ? Feb 28, 2022 03:44

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Feb 28, 2022 15:35

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Make that my av

# ? Feb 28, 2022 15:36

vanisher

I was going back to my house to get a baggie for that beetle I stomped and I heard someone scream is everything alright

# ? Feb 28, 2022 22:09

Heather Papps: hello friend

please don't!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 28, 2022 22:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm running away with BYOB

# ? Mar 1, 2022 08:06

Twenty Four

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm running away with BYOB

If that's the case, take me with you!

# ? Mar 1, 2022 15:35

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

soundtrack for this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fMUYU8DC1U

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Mar 1, 2022 16:24

Manifisto

sure is lonely here without plant monster. they would have really appreciated the budgie sounds I keep hearing from the treehouse . . . you know, the one I keep finding candy wrappers under, along with glasses that still have a residue of milo+milk that seem bafflingly similar to the ones that keep disappearing from our cupboard

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 1, 2022 21:31

alexandriao

Plant MONSTER. posted:

i'm gonna do it! i'm gonna run away and you'll be very sorry and wished you have done things differently so as to make it so I hadn't running away.

i will always remember the way the window light gleans off my monitor when i squint to read your posts friend. may you have a happy day drilling for the sweet sweet liqour of posts on bread and roses. :tipshat: