Wizard Master posted:

Through my travels I have found that one is either born with the dog or not. There is no building it. There’s only knowing how to recognize one whose dog is bigger and using strategy to defeat the other dog.
I have a little dog in me but I’ve met men with more dog no doubt. I knew when I was young. My dog presents its self when I am doubted and have a chip on my shoulder. Otherwise the dog doesn’t come out and I’m very peaceful and easy going.
Most people associate the inner "dog" with aggression and intensity, which is great. But i've come to realize my inner "dog" is exemplified in my ability to stay level headed and calm in situations where most peoples inner dog would start going into self defense mode. I've been told from a young age that i'm a natural leader and people constantly ask me for my opinion and input. I think it has something to do with restraining the urge to let the dog out

Wizard Master posted:

i'm a natural leader and people constantly ask me for my opinion and input

George Graham Vest posted:

Gentlemen of the jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has, he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it the most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him and the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous is his dog.

Gentlemen of the jury: A man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer, he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounters with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert, he remains. When riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens.

If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying him to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in its embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even to death.

Ziggy Smalls posted:

This is the same headassery that leads to dudes paying $1000 to go to some talk by an ex marine who murdered civilians. The title of that talk is 'Living as The Silent Warrior'

Lieutenant Dan posted:

excuse me has anyone said "who let the dogs out" yet

who let the dogs out

who

(who, who)

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Wizard Mastiff

Barnaby Rudge posted:

Hey Wizard Master, why did you change your avatar??? I spent $10 and minutes of my life drawing that wizard picture you heartless gently caress-rag.

You are such a poo poo wizard.

dee eight posted:

Yaldabaoth posted:

Maybe cats had the right idea after all.

Puppy Time posted:

I feel the dogs outside of you are a much more important subject.

I support my argument with these points:




Thank you for your very kind attention.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

ATTENTION THREAD

This is the official "Dunk on Wizard Master" thread. Best burn gets something, idk yet, maybe a drawing? I'll decide later.

Dunk away, posting pals!

Mac and Cheese posted:

when is the winner going to be announced?

Wizard Master posted:

Through my travels I have found that one is either born with the dog or not. There is no building it. There’s only knowing how to recognize one whose dog is bigger and using strategy to defeat the other dog.
I have a little dog in me but I’ve met men with more dog no doubt. I knew when I was young. My dog presents its self when I am doubted and have a chip on my shoulder. Otherwise the dog doesn’t come out and I’m very peaceful and easy going.
Most people associate the inner "dog" with aggression and intensity, which is great. But i've come to realize my inner "dog" is exemplified in my ability to stay level headed and calm in situations where most peoples inner dog would start going into self defense mode. I've been told from a young age that i'm a natural leader and people constantly ask me for my opinion and input. I think it has something to do with restraining the urge to let the dog out

dee eight posted:

morally inept reversal of fortune


voting 2 in a wizzard master thread

Xaintrailles posted:

Wizard Master reads 4chan so we don't have to, but we also don't want to, and wish he would stop.

Lifepuzzler posted:

Ever danced with a dachshund in the pale moonlight?

Never rub another man's rottweiler.