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Our lib dem candidate has been on the ballot every election I've lived here and sends out expensive looking quarterly leaflets with the usual LIB DEMS WINNING HERE graphs and details of how poo poo our labour ward councillors are Everyone knows who she is and she seems nice enough but it's still funny when all her intense campaigning following the 'how to win local elections' rulebook gets her a solid 20% of the vote every time
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+30 green seats seems wildly optimistic although I suppose it's the locals where you only need about 11 votes to win
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May 4, 2022 22:17
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Where the gently caress are my artists renditions of Starmers Durham Beer Fortress
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May 5, 2022 10:53
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Tweeddale is a village off postman pat, Starmer now counting fictional elections to discredit the tories, shameful
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Can't vote for a labour leader who orders a korma. Red faced on question time demanding Keir admit whether he would if pressed eat a Madras. This is my wedge issue
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May 10, 2022 08:20
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It's coming home
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May 14, 2022 23:23
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OwlFancier posted:Don't loving tell me it's going to be two world wars, one world cup, one eurovision song contest. 6 eurovisions
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May 14, 2022 23:41
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Ah well nevertheless
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May 15, 2022 00:01
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You can sue anyone you like for anything. George Galloway is suing everyone in this thread as we speak
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May 15, 2022 10:43
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Fred Durst and Noel Edmonds on the same stage at last
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May 19, 2022 08:54
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I've said on multiple occasions that if they make me use a flimsy plastic headset instead of a proper phone receiver so I can slam it down after every call like I'm in an episode of the sweeney I will quit
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May 20, 2022 19:24
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Also can't awkwardly hold a headset in between my ear and my shoulder while I type like a proper loving Barry Business
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May 20, 2022 19:25
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Thank god all the ww2 veterans will be dead soon so their relatives can't crack the whip behind them as theyre forced to dance endlessly to a patriotic cover of girls on film
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May 21, 2022 08:53
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Care crisis solved as nursing homes become workhouses, residents get food and medicine in exchange for a set number of heartwarming tiktoks per day
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May 21, 2022 08:58
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Read that as racism in the UK extended We keep meaning to cancel racism but forget and then it auto renews for another year
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May 21, 2022 09:21
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quote:ITV News understands there were also other participants out of shot at the party, which one source has dubbed "Fizzgate", despite the rules at the time only allowing two people from different households to mix indoors. Please. No more gates
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May 23, 2022 16:47
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Still waiting for the pic of a shirtless Boris holding a sign that says 'i love illegal lockdown parties, such as this one, that I am attending right now' while hoovering up a fat line off Michael goves head
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May 23, 2022 16:59
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May 24, 2022 11:26
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Can't believe Boris has effortlessly wriggled his way out of this one
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May 25, 2022 11:59
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May 25, 2022 12:39
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Read my article 'this cannot be allowed to continue' exclusively in the guardian. And then read it again next week
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May 26, 2022 07:34
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Where the gently caress am I meant to get weird documentaries about, like, the history of the motorways without bbc4. If they don't move repeats of fred dibnahs world of steam to bbc2 I swear ill do time
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May 26, 2022 20:58
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All BBC output to be replaced with pages from ceefax, conservative support at all time high
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May 26, 2022 23:20
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I often go past the Home Office building in Liverpool on the way to work, with its round the clock queues down the street of people trying to get their passports renewed, and think that there are just too many civil servants
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Although in the interests of balance, as someone who had to trek up to Newcastle for a fast stream interview, sat in a room of PPE graduates all a decade younger than me, one of whom's dad worked in the cabinet office, and got my rejection email before I'd even left the building, Boris isnt going far enough
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Love to get the leaflet from my local MP that says - fix potholes - pensioners shuttle bus to the shopping centre - reaffirm commitment to NATO
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