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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
:wow:

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That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


Putin is exploring the part of his brain that keeps him from squatting like a true slav.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Heels on the floor? You know he's sure.
Heels up high? He's a spy.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Zamboni Rodeo fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Mar 16, 2022

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

He's giving birth, having a gynecological exam, or getting fisted. I can't decide on which one I want it to be.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



It really ties all the paranoia together.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Newman:I'm not beaten yet! I still have armies in the Ukraine!

Putin: (close to victory in Risk) You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

Ukrainian: I come from Ukraine. You not say Ukraine weak.

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Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!



Putin throws granny style.

Vitamin Me
Mar 30, 2007

Sedgr posted:



Putin throws granny style.

Nice, that sitting pose could be a photoshop thread in itself

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Vitamin Me posted:

Nice, that sitting pose could be a photoshop thread in itself

Here comes a new challenger:



Or two:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I like where this is going.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Putin twerking gif now

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

I'll post the blank layer here as a png if people want a non purple copy...

Vitamin Me
Mar 30, 2007

Putin has his escape plan ready

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Sedgr posted:

I'll post the blank layer here as a png if people want a non purple copy...



Why not have both?

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.


Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

:lol:

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Oh gently caress you :v:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




mobby_6kl posted:

Oh gently caress you :v:


:v:

You did a much better job with it.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Arc Hammer posted:

Putin twerking gif now

https://i.imgur.com/ZT62MtP.mp4

Edit: audio doesnt quite loop I guess, oh well.

Sedgr fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Mar 13, 2022

Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008

BlockChainNetflix
Sep 2, 2011

Vitamin Me
Mar 30, 2007


Seems like a good place to add a glory hole

BlockChainNetflix
Sep 2, 2011
A hole so he can see his favourite horse Glory? Can't say i understand, but whatever.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Vicki Vale: "could you pass the salt?"

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


:350:





WIKKI WIKKI ERRA ERRA

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

I want you to get credit for your creativity of course but this is the kinda thing I would love to see go viral just to make Putin look dumb.
Guy fuckin sucks.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:five:you guys are great.

itry
Aug 23, 2019





:hmmyes:

sudonim posted:

I want you to get credit for your creativity of course but this is the kinda thing I would love to see go viral just to make Putin look dumb.
Guy fuckin sucks.

I heard Putin needs to face the cistern because he has a weird butthole. Heard it from somebody who works at the Kremlin :ssh:

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


BlockChainNetflix posted:

A hole so he can see his favourite horse Glory? Can't say i understand, but whatever.


He waiting for dinner to be served up there?

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

Jesus Christ!

mobby_6kl posted:

Oh gently caress you :v:


Jesus fuckin' Christ!! :five:

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin

Can't believe I slept on this thread and missed this

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Of course he'd poop AC Slater style.

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Can someone with time and skill please animate squatting Putin smashing through the door, rolling down the table and landing in his seat? Thank you very much

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Joey Steel
Jul 24, 2019

By popular demand posted:

:five:you guys are great.

Really want to see more dancing putin poo poo by people who can photoshop.

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Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


mobby_6kl posted:

Oh gently caress you :v:



:five:

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