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alexandriao


(street interview voice)

yeah, yeah, ahm ha-alfgay, but back in the day, oh, you should have seen me half br'uther. whoof. yeah he was a full gay. bloody brilliant, in't it

(nodding)

yeah no we aint non'ya them bisexuals, lad. just a bit of 'omo round 'tae edges, ah say. little bit of twine in the ol'e coffer in't it

me pa, tho. well 'ee was a super gay, yeah. crikey, yae'd never seen such a won-drous saight. and the ma's always been a touch metrosexual in the dining room, 'o course, but nun'in too sleight, if you know what ah mean

(shaking head)

ah dont think much 'bout the straights, nah. they're a bit wild and fancy in't it but what can you do?

best be tae ya. ta, see ya

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alexandriao


i dont know what this is to be honest i just wanted to mess with the accent

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Please do go on

nut

why yes, now that i think about it, I would gently caress a lorry, or a Lori, or a Laurie, if they'd have me

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


if you get half pregnant, there's a good chance your son will be born half gay


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
never half rear end what you can full rear end!



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Do you get +1 charisma for that?

Scaly Haylie

half gay is the spot i turn my dial to when i have to be in polite company

nut

i'm only gay for wholes

Froghammer

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
Half gay all party am I right fellas

Ass-penny

I'm only gay for holes

Ass-penny

Froghammer posted:

Half gay all party am I right fellas

alexandriao


Scaly Haylie posted:

half gay is the spot i turn my dial to when i have to be in polite company

barfdog



sending a dna sample into 23andme to find out what exact percentage of gay i am


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
whoa-ohh, i'm half gay there
whoa-ohh! living on a prayer

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

barfdog posted:

sending a dna sample into 23andme to find out what exact percentage of gay i am

oh cool i'm gay too that's so neat
well 1/32nd gay my great great grandmother was a gay princess

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


gay in the front, party in the back


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

nut

your friend sk posted:

gay in the front, party in the back

nut

your friend sk posted:

gay in the front, party in the back

gay in the back, half in the front

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I don't know how they have the audacity to call 39 hours a week "half" gay.

Finger Prince


Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I'm gay on company time.

Ass-penny

Finger Prince posted:

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I'm gay on company time.

google THIS

The real question is who has the other half?

Scaly Haylie

half-gay houses are also known as biplexes

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


nut posted:

gay in the back, half in the front

Finger Prince posted:

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I'm gay on company time.

lol

Ass-penny

Something something, half cocked.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Man's not full(y gay)

google THIS

In proper British parlance it's "ha'gay," though the Cockneys will sometimes call it a daft play

Tiny Myers

say hello to my little friend


Bisexuals get treated as half gay instead of full bisexual a lot so I love the idea of a category of Half Gays that is clearly distinct from bisexual. I imagine they're still friends though like it's a cousins sort of thing. Bisexuals and the half gays get together on weekends to play poker.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Tiny Myers posted:

I love the idea of a category of Half Gays that is clearly distinct from bisexual.

Is this like when a guy only likes men but not all that much anyways? The other half isn't straight it's aromantic and/or asexual.

Or is it better if it's some unkown relationship to other sexualities? Yeah. I think that's funnier.

Finger Prince


Bright Bart posted:

Is this like when a guy only likes men but not all that much anyways? The other half isn't straight it's aromantic and/or asexual.

Or is it better if it's some unkown relationship to other sexualities? Yeah. I think that's funnier.

Guys that like girls who have dicks. Like, they're in to cocks, just not what cocks are generally attached to.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


canyoneer posted:

oh cool i'm gay too that's so neat
well 1/32nd gay my great great grandmother was a gay princess

nut

which half

alexandriao


Bright Bart posted:

Is this like when a guy only likes men but not all that much anyways? The other half isn't straight it's aromantic and/or asexual.

Or is it better if it's some unkown relationship to other sexualities? Yeah. I think that's funnier.

brosexual

alexandriao


Finger Prince posted:

Guys that like girls who have dicks. Like, they're in to cocks, just not what cocks are generally attached to.

no those are called chasers

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Finger Prince posted:

Guys that like girls who have dicks. Like, they're in to cocks, just not what cocks are generally attached to.

i don't think so tim

Tiny Myers

say hello to my little friend


Yeah this

alexandriao posted:

no those are called chasers

Also liking a lady with a weenie doesn't make you any% gay because it's still a lady. Unless YOU are a lady. In which case it's very gay :hmmyes:


Thank you How Wonderful! for the autumn sig!

Tiny Myers

say hello to my little friend


gay any% speedrun no glitches


Thank you How Wonderful! for the autumn sig!

biosterous




Scaly Haylie posted:

half-gay houses are also known as biplexes



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

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Ass-penny

Tiny Myers posted:

gay any% speedrun no glitches


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

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