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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I have never seen any commercials about salt.

I will post more things I have not seen commercials for later and feel free to post some as well but if there's been a commercial for it. Be warned.

# ? Mar 4, 2022 01:07

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:32

barfdog

i've never seen any advertisements for crime, which is weird because crime is cool and fun. those guys over at Crime Inc. must be crazy not to advertise this stuff

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# ? Mar 4, 2022 01:15

nut

i have never seen a commercial for a smartphone app casino

# ? Mar 4, 2022 01:28

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

no....?

# ? Mar 4, 2022 03:11

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

^that reply was meant for nut

# ? Mar 4, 2022 03:11

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# ? Mar 4, 2022 03:12

nut

Plant MONSTER. posted:

no....?

none, i only just found out from my aunt that you can play fun and exciting casino-style games on your phone from the comfort of your own home, winning big while in your jammies! The American Dream now at your finger tips.

# ? Mar 4, 2022 03:32

google THIS

nut posted:

none, i only just found out from my aunt that you can play fun and exciting casino-style games on your phone from the comfort of your own home, winning big while in your jammies! The American Dream now at your finger tips.

Lookit this scrub who doesn't realize that if you win $20 a day that's $600 a month

# ? Mar 4, 2022 03:38

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

I�m looking for a weird trick that will make my dentist angry/amazed and all of Hollywood knows about this trick but doesn�t want the knowledge of the trick to get out onto the internet for dweebs like me to see it and I haven�t seen it because I haven�t seen any commercials for any weird tricks.

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# ? Mar 5, 2022 10:34

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

I haven�t seen any commercials for prostitutes because I haven�t used a pay phone since 1998.

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# ? Mar 5, 2022 10:35

Escape From Noise

Plant MONSTER. posted:

I have never seen any commercials about salt.

I will post more things I have not seen commercials for later and feel free to post some as well but if there's been a commercial for it. Be warned.

Morton's Salt has a YouTube channel

# ? Mar 6, 2022 17:46

Escape From Noise

They turned the schmaltz to 11 for their garbage salt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoNzZTPiPoE

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# ? Mar 6, 2022 17:50

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Morton Salt: keeping your body's salinity within the window of survivability, and goiter-free! I think that would be a good slogan.

# ? Mar 6, 2022 19:16

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

wtf

# ? Mar 6, 2022 19:28

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

the concept of honesty

# ? Mar 6, 2022 19:31

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

I would like to see a commercial for matzoh in general. All the various uses, a commercial, to sing its praises, this wonderful bread.

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# ? Mar 6, 2022 21:06

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

when i lived with my roommate in our first apartment the grocery store was selling boxes of matzoh for 33 cents a box so we filled a cupboard with them. They were great as hummus vehicles

And yet there was nary a commercial seen

# ? Mar 6, 2022 21:08

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

when i lived with my roommate in our first apartment the grocery store was selling boxes of matzoh for 33 cents a box so we filled a cupboard with them. They were great as hummus vehicles

And yet there was nary a commercial seen

matzoh-- the best kept secret in town

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# ? Mar 6, 2022 21:11

gleebster: Only a howler

Here's a tip: pick up matzoh right after Passover when it's on sale.

# ? Mar 6, 2022 21:45

biosterous

i definitely haven't seen any commercials for personal injury attorney Ron Bell

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# ? Mar 6, 2022 22:54

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maybe there's a really good brand of coffee stirrers and we're all missing out

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# ? Mar 7, 2022 20:56

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# ? Mar 7, 2022 21:29

Dr. Chainsaws PhD

you know what i have seen commercials for? saltines. saltines of all things. all of them are the loving same they don't need commercials!!

# ? Mar 8, 2022 15:19

atomicpile

I thought all commercials were just for pharmaceuticals.

# ? Mar 8, 2022 16:39

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atomicpile posted:

I thought all commercials were just for pharmaceuticals.

I'm the 80s all the commercials were for coffee, breakfast cereal and soap. How times have changed

# ? Mar 8, 2022 16:43

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I'm the 80s all the commercials were for coffee, breakfast cereal and soap. How times have changed

no I'm pretty sure most of the commercials in the 80s were for cough syrup

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# ? Mar 8, 2022 16:45

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

and burgers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac

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# ? Mar 8, 2022 19:21

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

the 90s had that one commercial too. I forget what it was about though, lol.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 05:26

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

It was something, though. Definitely a commercial for something. Something with a ... D sound or something

# ? Mar 10, 2022 05:27

Escape From Noise

Plant MONSTER. posted:

It was something, though. Definitely a commercial for something. Something with a ... D sound or something

That 90's D

# ? Mar 10, 2022 06:33

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Spoons

# ? Mar 10, 2022 19:23

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honestly, i haven't had reliable access to a TV since 2009, and also i use adblock on my browser

Fredrik1 posted:

Spoons

did see someone advertising this tho

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# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

offal

# ? Mar 10, 2022 21:59

Jaguars!

You see a lot of ads for asbestos remediation, but never for the initial mediation. It's weird.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 23:09

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

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# ? Mar 10, 2022 23:53

Manifisto

I have never seen a commercial for rubbing bugs into your face. or, for that matter, someone else's face. seems like there is a huge potential market going untapped.

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# ? Mar 11, 2022 00:34

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Nosfereefer posted:

did see someone advertising this tho

crazy

# ? Mar 11, 2022 01:35

google THIS

Manifisto posted:

I have never seen a commercial for rubbing bugs into your face. or, for that matter, someone else's face. seems like there is a huge potential market going untapped.

Any commercial for a cosmetic product containing cochineal/carmine is a commercial for rubbing bugs on your face :science:

# ? Mar 11, 2022 01:48

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

Any commercial for a cosmetic product containing cochineal/carmine is a commercial for rubbing bugs on your face

this is a fair point, although I should point out that such advertisements are for the cosmetic itself, rather than promoting the concept of facial bug rubbing in general

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# ? Mar 11, 2022 18:12

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:32

Manifisto

here's a concept mockup:

# ? Mar 11, 2022 18:37

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