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what was actually supposed to be the problem with living in a virtual world. You still get to live a life and the 'real world' was a blasted hellscape anyway right so who cares. It's not like the other people in the Matrix are fake. Except Agent Smith but he was still a guy. just a dickhead
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the problem is that once you discover you're living in a light up jizz coccoon, it's hard to go back to living in the jizz coccoon. although if you watch the newest matrix movie you discover that's exactly what neo and trinity chose to do lol
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the ultimate sacrifice
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Hell Yeah posted:the problem is that once you discover you're living in a light up jizz coccoon, it's hard to go back to living in the jizz coccoon. speak for yourself
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The Matrix is a metaphor for late stage capitalism. You're comfortable but at the cost of being little more than a commodity and if you get too uppity you're disappeared.
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The movie that co-opted and whitewashed wire-work.
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The point is that in 1999 pretty much anything was preferable to being a 30-something cubicle worker and they dreamed of living in a hellworld eating gruel to survive.
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Watching the matrix made me the man I am today, op.
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so you're saying I should avoid it?
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I think its about humans having to suck off robots for energy or something? Anyway 5 stars
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Watch the movie, it's actually pretty good.
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Watch it for fashion tips
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I've always wondered why Trinity wore that skin tight leather/latex suit while she was doing a Matrix run it seems like that would restrict her movement you'd think she'd want like sweat pants and a hoodie or like a karate uniform to look tough or just go full nude if she wanted to be sexy and keep range of motion. The whole 'wrap me as tight as possible in bondage gear that really makes it hard for me to move, great thanks' just didn't make a lot of sense to me. Then again I'm not a cybernet action ninja woman doing kung fu flips in a virtual world against renegade computer office workers.
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it was the 90's and being a comfortable middle class american was the worst possible fate. once you realise the world is fake, you get superpowers. that's even worse, though.
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People in the 90s were loving whiners imo.
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It's mostly a metaphor for a lot of poo poo, OP and very fun. You have to at least partly accept what the movie tells you which is that a small percentage of people just don't accept the matrix fully on a fundamental level Sequels do other things with this but the first movie is pretty loving great on it's own anyway
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The new Matrix movie answers all your questions and more, it was the perfect way to end the saga
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I've only seen a trailer for new matrix and it seems like it's got some hosed up messages that definitely won't harm public at large. If you think you're in the matrix please take the pills your doctor prescribes, flushing them down the toilet doesn't make you some kinda badass resistance fighter, just an unmedicated schizophrenic
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You can also lie to your doctor to get him to prescribe you the good poo poo
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Colonel Cancer posted:I've only seen a trailer for new matrix and it seems like it's got some hosed up messages that definitely won't harm public at large. If you think you're in the matrix please take the pills your doctor prescribes, flushing them down the toilet doesn't make you some kinda badass resistance fighter, just an unmedicated schizophrenic There's something to this but lol at judging the movie from the way a trailer is cut
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The Bloop posted:There's something to this but lol at judging the movie from the way a trailer is cut This goon ain't got time for no movies, trailer and synopsis are enough
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Unfortunately, nobody can be told what the matrix is, OP.
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Just watch Tron 2 op
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just watch Tron 2 op Seen the trailer, it was not terrible but not great either.
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Do they shave all the pod people every day? Neo isn't bald. His hair grows back almost immediately after he's let out of his pod but he's smooth bald in the pod which means his head was shaved that day.
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Yeah there's a robot. By the way all that jizz in the pod is organic and cums from the human
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just watch Tron 2 op
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Do they shave all the pod people every day? Neo isn't bald. His hair grows back almost immediately after he's let out of his pod but he's smooth bald in the pod which means his head was shaved that day. the jizz cocoon keeps them smooth as a porcelain 
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The Alchemist posted:the jizz cocoon keeps them smooth as a porcelain That doesn't make any sense. Jizz doesn't make your hair fall out.
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Gazpacho posted:a movie so bad they had to crank the music all the way up to keep people awake The music slaps and they don't try to be deep it's all about imagining what happens to you're computer when you send a file in the recycle bin
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Funky See Funky Do posted:That doesn't make any sense. Jizz doesn't make your hair fall out. Maybe yours doesn't, thin jizz.
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Gazpacho posted:a movie so bad they had to crank the music all the way up to keep people awake I'm not fully blaming the movie because I had a lot going on at the time, but it's the only movie I've ever fallen asleep during in the theater
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Narcolepsy is a serious problem I'd get that looked at
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Colonel Cancer posted:Maybe yours doesn't, thin jizz. Shut up! You don't know what you're talking about. My jizz is thick. As thick as milk! 
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Colonel Cancer posted:Narcolepsy is a serious problem I'd get that looked at Fell asleep reading my post, did you?
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I didn't really find it that memorable of a movie. Ive only seen the first one. Watched it as a teenager because I wanted to get what people were talking about.
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StoryTime posted:Unfortunately, nobody can be told what the matrix is, OP. He says that, but then does tell neo and the audience exactly what it is and you're like 'ok I basically understand the concept' so I dunno why he says it can't be explained. He just did. Like if you walked up to someone who never heard of it could you give them a rough overview of the idea of the matrix based on the plot of the movies? Yeah. Like this isn't some impossible ask, here, Morpheus.
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Big Beef City posted:He says that, but then does tell neo and the audience exactly what it is and you're like 'ok I basically understand the concept' so I dunno why he says it can't be explained. He just did. Like if you walked up to someone who never heard of it could you give them a rough overview of the idea of the matrix based on the plot of the movies? If you tell someone what the Matrix is while inside the Matrix, the Matrix will know you have told someone inside the Matric what the Matrix is. And the Matrix will be very upset. And you don't want to upset the Matrix while you are inside of the Matrix.
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