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What if you just tell the matrix you don't give a poo poo that you know that it knows that you know and that you're fine knowing now
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You think that's poop you're pooping?
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Mar 6, 2022 18:33
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Big Beef City posted:He says that, but then does tell neo and the audience exactly what it is and you're like 'ok I basically understand the concept' so I dunno why he says it can't be explained. He just did. Like if you walked up to someone who never heard of it could you give them a rough overview of the idea of the matrix based on the plot of the movies? I think this is because Morpheus is a big fat drama queen, and only left the matrix because agent Smith bullied him about the massive gap between his upper front teeth.
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Mar 7, 2022 05:57
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Big Beef City posted:What if you just tell the matrix you don't give a poo poo that you know that it knows that you know and that you're fine knowing now Seriously, If you end up in the Matrix just poo poo and piss everywhere. They'll get the hint. Bula Vinaka posted:You think that's poop you're pooping? Simply eat a handfull of glitter the night before and youll know its yours.
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Mar 7, 2022 05:59
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:what was actually supposed to be the problem with living in a virtual world. You still get to live a life and the 'real world' was a blasted hellscape anyway right so who cares. It's not like the other people in the Matrix are fake. Except Agent Smith but he was still a guy. just a dickhead to gamble and win big? the illusion of choice? i have no idea.
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Mar 7, 2022 06:14
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I haven't seen it for a long time but Neo had a desk job and lived in the "normal" world, this is a world where he could quit his job and get another, get laid, get drunk, go on holidays, eat food etc, do whatever.. Or he could be a Matrix dude and fight in a war he doesn't really need to forever. In conclusion, Neo is an idiot.
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Mar 7, 2022 06:24
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Greg of Doom posted:I haven't seen it for a long time but Neo had a desk job and lived in the "normal" world, this is a world where he could quit his job and get another, get laid, get drunk, go on holidays, eat food etc, do whatever.. That was actually Jerry McMatrix, a Jerry Macguire and Matrix mashup, where neo is all like “I’m not gonna do what everyone thinks I’m gonna do, and just EAT THE RED PILL MAN.” And he keeps getting super hosed up on blue pills and coming into work all sweaty and bug-eyed and saying “goddamn this matrix is THE poo poo dawg!” with a loosened tie and feet on the desk. When trinity walks in he’s just like “hey I’m just gonna cut the poo poo here trinity, this doesn’t take 3 loving sequels to spit this out, SHOW ME YOUR POOOOSSAAAAYYYYYY!” and she’s all like “it took me half an hour to get these pants on”  and then neo says “I’m so drat tired of all these matrices” and rails like a whole chopped up blue pill off his desk. 
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Mar 7, 2022 06:44
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Greg of Doom posted:I haven't seen it for a long time but Neo had a desk job and lived in the "normal" world, this is a world where he could quit his job and get another, get laid, get drunk, go on holidays, eat food etc, do whatever.. No you don't get it. Like his dickhead boss explained, in order to keep his well-paying job, Thomas Anderson had to show up on time, at his desk, like five days a week. Ugghhhh. And then Agent Smith described his life to him, a man who pays his taxes, doesn't get in trouble, and helps his elderly landlady take out her trash. THAT is how the film tells us he had a lameass life. He helps elderly people instead of being an internet superhero. I'm 16 and this hits every chord
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Mar 7, 2022 07:11
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Big Beef City posted:I've always wondered why Trinity wore that skin tight leather/latex suit while she was doing a Matrix run it seems like that would restrict her movement you'd think she'd want like sweat pants and a hoodie or like a karate uniform to look tough or just go full nude if she wanted to be sexy and keep range of motion. The whole 'wrap me as tight as possible in bondage gear that really makes it hard for me to move, great thanks' just didn't make a lot of sense to me. Then again I'm not a cybernet action ninja woman doing kung fu flips in a virtual world against renegade computer office workers. she's sitting in a computer chair with a big plug jammed in the back of her neck, the clothes aren't real and don't restrict her karate movements at all second life works the same way
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Big Beef City posted:I've always wondered why Trinity wore that skin tight leather/latex suit while she was doing a Matrix run it seems like that would restrict her movement you'd think she'd want like sweat pants and a hoodie or like a karate uniform to look tough or just go full nude if she wanted to be sexy and keep range of motion. The whole 'wrap me as tight as possible in bondage gear that really makes it hard for me to move, great thanks' just didn't make a lot of sense to me. Then again I'm not a cybernet action ninja woman doing kung fu flips in a virtual world against renegade computer office workers. The Wachowskis wanted to be hot goth ladies in skin tight leather outfits. That's why.
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Mar 7, 2022 08:19
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so if im in the matrix and im having sex or whatever is it like a wet dream and when i cum im cumming all into the weird alien jizz im swimming in and it's like living in a bathtub full of my own cum or do i simply cum only in my brain? i dont know which one is worse
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Mar 7, 2022 08:24
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Neo: Why do my balls hurt? Morpheus: Because you've never used them before
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lol at the americans so browbeaten by their awful lives that they earnestly want to live a 90s pastiche of soulless office drudgery. Any messages for me Pam?
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Mar 7, 2022 08:47
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Strategic Tea posted:lol at the americans so browbeaten by their awful lives that they earnestly want to live a 90s pastiche of soulless office drudgery. Betty White says, "Go gently caress yourself."
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Mar 7, 2022 08:50
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Strategic Tea posted:lol at the americans so browbeaten by their awful lives that they earnestly want to live a 90s pastiche of soulless office drudgery. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That was actually Jerry McMatrix, a Jerry Macguire and Matrix mashup, where neo is all like “I’m not gonna do what everyone thinks I’m gonna do, and just EAT THE RED PILL MAN.” And he keeps getting super hosed up on blue pills and coming into work all sweaty and bug-eyed and saying “goddamn this matrix is THE poo poo dawg!” with a loosened tie and feet on the desk. When trinity walks in he’s just like “hey I’m just gonna cut the poo poo here trinity, this doesn’t take 3 loving sequels to spit this out, SHOW ME YOUR POOOOSSAAAAYYYYYY!” and she’s all like “it took me half an hour to get these pants on” Yeah we all saw the matrix 4, we’re trying to pretend it didn’t happen
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Mar 7, 2022 09:35
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Greg of Doom posted:The movie that co-opted and whitewashed wire-work. umm wachowski is clearly a chinese surname
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That was actually Jerry McMatrix, a Jerry Macguire and Matrix mashup, where neo is all like “I’m not gonna do what everyone thinks I’m gonna do, and just EAT THE RED PILL MAN.” And he keeps getting super hosed up on blue pills and coming into work all sweaty and bug-eyed and saying “goddamn this matrix is THE poo poo dawg!” with a loosened tie and feet on the desk. When trinity walks in he’s just like “hey I’m just gonna cut the poo poo here trinity, this doesn’t take 3 loving sequels to spit this out, SHOW ME YOUR POOOOSSAAAAYYYYYY!” and she’s all like “it took me half an hour to get these pants on” Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at "whoa." You had me at "whoa."
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Mar 7, 2022 15:01
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Stonehouse Beach posted:Shut up. Just shut up. *gently caress yeah, jerry dumps a whole bottle of blue pills into break room blender with a head of cabbage and some kale*
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Mar 7, 2022 15:25
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The Matrix actually rules and is better than the movie that won best picture that year (American Beauty).
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Mar 7, 2022 16:06
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Ad by Khad posted:she's sitting in a computer chair with a big plug jammed in the back of her neck, the clothes aren't real and don't restrict her karate movements at all Neo dials up Tank on his cell phone: "Operator, I need you to give me a pair of quadruple-D tits and a 3 foot dong. They're holding Morpheus in The Yiff Zone, and we're gonna get him back!"
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Mar 7, 2022 17:02
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"I know Kung Lao" - Liu "Neo" Kang
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Mar 7, 2022 18:09
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everyone talking about being happy living in the matrix should read this really good book called 'the odyssey' there's a whole chapter about people who like living in the matrix
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Mar 7, 2022 18:15
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More like the GAYtrix if you ask me
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Mar 7, 2022 19:29
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Why watch a movie about The Matrix when you can watch one about John Matrix
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Mar 7, 2022 19:32
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If you die in this thread, you die in real life
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Mar 7, 2022 19:51
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Just watch "The Big Hit" (1998) instead, OP.
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Mar 7, 2022 21:58
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Just watch Johnny Mnemonic, it's practically the same movie!
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matrix would have been better if the virtual world looked like tron then every time keanu is in the real world he just keeps being blown away by how almost nothing is glowing
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:what was actually supposed to be the problem with living in a virtual world. You still get to live a life and the 'real world' was a blasted hellscape anyway right so who cares. It's not like the other people in the Matrix are fake. Except Agent Smith but he was still a guy. just a dickhead The problem was that, idk, the machines did it TO us, and the machines are bad. Though if you watch the expanded universe stuff, we were the real monsters and the machines were 1) kind of right to gently caress us up and 2) were nicer than we would've been to them if we won, since they still let us survive. The setting kind of breaks down the more you focus on that stuff. If "The Matrix" ever happens for real, it will, 100%, be something we do to ourselves.
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Nuts and Gum posted:Yeah we all saw the matrix 4, we’re trying to pretend it didn’t happen So it's just like Matrix 2 and 3, then.
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Strategic Tea posted:lol at the americans so browbeaten by their awful lives that they earnestly want to live a 90s pastiche of soulless office drudgery. Okay, whoa, whoa. That's uncalled for. The Matrix isn't to blame for Neo's lovely, boring-rear end life. The Matrix is a very realistic simulation of the 90s, the good along with the bad. The version of it that tried to idealize or soften the actual human world didn't work. It's a sandbox game, not a guided experience. Neo's the one who chose to become a computer-toucher who works in a boring office and spends his weekends as a "hacker" to try and feel cool.
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fishing with the fam posted:The Matrix actually rules and is better than the movie that won best picture that year (American Beauty). Excuse me sir but I think you will find that The Cider House actually Rules abortion lol
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Mar 8, 2022 01:43
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:It's a sandbox game, not a guided experience. This is hitting just a little too close for comfort for me, dog. I mean heh, let's just keep this about the movie and stuff ok? I mean, woah. Relax man.
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Big Beef City posted:This is hitting just a little too close for comfort for me, dog. I mean heh, let's just keep this about the movie and stuff ok? I mean, woah. Relax man. Have you considered learning kung fu? Just, you know, for a change of pace.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Have you considered learning kung fu? Look just because I dream about wearing trench coats and sunglasses in the rain and I feel awkward at night clubs because I'm there to drop off a USB drive backup for my buddy Dave doesn't mean that, like, I'm... like...totally in The Matrix and capable of saving the world. Ok?
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Okay, whoa, whoa. That's uncalled for. The thing about The Matrix is that modernity is itself a harmful fiction used to suppress and control billions of people to buy supposed total freedom for an elite few. The machines chose to replicate the 90s for their (v3) matrix because it was already a matrix that worked on humans.
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Or maybe because the movie was made in the late 1990s.
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im gaytrix
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if I was the matrix I would have cloned billions of dinosaurs in the cum pods and just had a giant dino planet and then they just would have had a bunch of cool rear end dinosaurs to check out and none of them would have bothered loving around and causing trouble because they're dinosaurs, what are they gonna do about it? If they need to reset the matrix? Blammo. Meteor. New dinos. Next?
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