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Wait, do people really eat glitter to make their poop glittery? Is it dangerous or
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Just watch eXistenZ
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Mar 8, 2022 03:31
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does seem easier and safer but I'm having a hard time understanding how it will make my poop glitter
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Mar 8, 2022 03:32
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Big Beef City posted:Look just because I dream about wearing trench coats and sunglasses in the rain and I feel awkward at night clubs because I'm there to drop off a USB drive backup for my buddy Dave doesn't mean that, like, I'm... like...totally in The Matrix and capable of saving the world. Ok? Would you like this NyQuil, or this DayQuil? It really depends on how long you plan on staying up.
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Mar 8, 2022 04:28
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Wait, do people really eat glitter to make their poop glittery? Is it dangerous or What if I eat a glowstick whole could I poop out a glow-poop on command at a futuristic rave party in a cave while being attacked by squid-bots? e: I've already eaten the glowstick. I need answers re: the other parts
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Mar 8, 2022 04:31
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First Matrix is great and even 2 and 3 are worth watching, they’re just not all time classics Matrix 4 though yeesh. Geez. Man. Yowza.
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Mar 8, 2022 04:46
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the matrix references a ton of gnosticism. Its supposted to be some deep symbolistic wankfest.
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Mar 8, 2022 04:47
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Matrix 1 is a must watch for its influence on cinema alone, 2 has some good ideas and excellent scenes but is utterly incomprehensible to watch, 3 is a mind numbingly boring sci-fi action flick on par with 2009's Avatar. Matrix 4 exists because the Wachowskis wanted to spite Warner Bros who in turn wanted to spite you personally and is not actually a real movie. Still pretty good though, easily top 3. The Animatrix is rad as gently caress. If you liked the Matrix but haven't seen the Animatrix, don't sit on it for 20 years like I did.
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Mar 8, 2022 04:54
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Two also has the most gratuitous sex scene I've ever seen in a cinema.
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Mar 8, 2022 04:54
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Roger Ebert saw the Matrix movie and look what happened to him.
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Mar 8, 2022 04:57
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oldpainless posted:First Matrix is great and even 2 and 3 are worth watching, they’re just not all time classics 2 and 3 were bad. The CGI bits looked awful even when it was new. That CGI Neo was incredibly obvious and fake. Yes, I saw 2 in theaters, yes, I went in expecting to like it ("but slightly less than the first one"), and yes, the action scenes felt so dragged out and pointless that I started getting bored. And that's without even touching the weird orgy and the orgasm cake (and the weak overall plot). I'm sorry, but no, I really need to put my foot down when it comes to this trend of "In hindsight, things that were bad when I was younger were actually good, because as I look back I realize that I was younger and happier back then" nostalgia. Blurry Gray Thing fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Mar 8, 2022 |
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Mar 8, 2022 05:01
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The noticably bad cgi in the Neo vs literally 100 Agents Smith fight is because Smith and Neo were both seriously loving with the code and the matrix was chugging. Lowering the poly count and frame rate was the only way to keep it from crashing. Next time I will tell you about midichlorians
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Mar 8, 2022 06:03
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The Matrix 2 and 3 is canonically an in world PS2 game.
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Mar 8, 2022 06:09
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:2 and 3 were bad. The CGI bits looked awful even when it was new. That CGI Neo was incredibly obvious and fake. Yes, I saw 2 in theaters, yes, I went in expecting to like it ("but slightly less than the first one"), and yes, the action scenes felt so dragged out and pointless that I started getting bored. And that's without even touching the weird orgy and the orgasm cake (and the weak overall plot). Nah, they were good.
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Mar 8, 2022 06:51
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Big Beef City posted:What if I eat a glowstick whole could I poop out a glow-poop on command at a futuristic rave party in a cave while being attacked by squid-bots? Let me kno when you poop out the glowstick. I need to get a good look
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Mar 8, 2022 06:54
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:It really depends on how long you plan on staying up.
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Mar 8, 2022 06:58
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oldpainless posted:
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The Bloop posted:Next time I will tell you about midichlorians anxiously waiting
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Let me kno when you poop out the glowstick. I need to get a good look 
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Mar 8, 2022 07:05
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If I was in the Matrix I'd just stay in the capsule sipping on that free pink liquid all day
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"I want womb service" - John Matrix (Neo)
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Mar 8, 2022 09:00
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Greg of Doom posted:If I was in the Matrix I'd just stay in the capsule sipping on that free pink liquid all day Do you think it tastes like bubblegum? or salmon?
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Mar 8, 2022 09:03
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Pepto bismol
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Mar 8, 2022 09:05
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pepto epistimol
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Warner Brothers told the Wachowskis they were going to make a Matrix 4 and if the Wachowskis didn't come on board with the film they were just going to make someone else do it and so every single scene in that movie was pure spite. So Lana Wachowski made it to say "Okay fine sure I'll make another matrix movie, gonna make it exclusively to make a bunch of people really mad though, including you. but sure, i'll do it. gently caress you." and she did exactly that. It's great for the same reason Freddy Got Fingered was.
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Mar 8, 2022 09:19
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Vincent Valentine posted:Warner Brothers told the Wachowskis they were going to make a Matrix 4 and if the Wachowskis didn't come on board with the film they were just going to make someone else do it and so every single scene in that movie was pure spite. So Lana Wachowski made it to say "Okay fine sure I'll make another matrix movie, gonna make it exclusively to make a bunch of people really mad though, including you. but sure, i'll do it. gently caress you." and she did exactly that. It's great for the same reason Freddy Got Fingered was. And for anyone who hasn't seen it, this is a mission statement that is directly read out loud by the characters in this film. Not quite word for word but; "We're only making the Matrix 4 because Warner Bros says we have to."
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Mar 8, 2022 09:36
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Mooey Cow posted:The point is that in 1999 pretty much anything was preferable to being a 30-something cubicle worker and they dreamed of living in a hellworld eating gruel to survive. 99 was the best year that mankind had
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Mar 8, 2022 09:49
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The matrix was the film that made me truly appreciate what its like to be a man as a dog as a woman clad in sheer latex. much like the wachowski's. I am certain.
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Mar 8, 2022 12:23
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roomtone posted:it was the 90's and being a comfortable middle class american was the worst possible fate. Yes this was also a theme in Fight Club. Thank god we finally had some wars and depressions and found purpose.
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Mar 8, 2022 12:31
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Internet Old One posted:Yes this was also a theme in Fight Club. Thank god we finally had some wars and depressions and found purpose. gen x are worse than boomers
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Mar 8, 2022 12:39
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Poohs Packin posted:Do you think it tastes like bubblegum? or salmon? Yes
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Mar 8, 2022 19:05
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Internet Old One posted:Yes this was also a theme in Fight Club. Thank god we finally had some wars and depressions and found purpose. Gen X in 1999: Don't trust the man, man. Gen X in 2022: Blue Lives Matter. Trump 2024!
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Mar 8, 2022 19:10
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Peggy Edson posted:Gen X in 1999: Don't trust the man, man. Never before in human history have young people been rebellious against the more elderly in society or gone against the social mores of the culture they are apart of only to eventually acquiesce and have the cycle repeat. I for one did not see it coming.
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Mar 8, 2022 19:22
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Peggy Edson posted:Gen X in 1999: Don't trust the man, man. I’m a late Gen X-er (1977) and I went the opposite. Leaned conservative when younger but I’m leftist as gently caress now.
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Mar 8, 2022 19:26
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Big Beef City posted:Never before in human history have young people been rebellious against the more elderly in society or gone against the social mores of the culture they are apart of only to eventually acquiesce and have the cycle repeat. I for one did not see it coming. indeed, it's a shocker
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Mar 8, 2022 19:41
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Vincent Valentine posted:Warner Brothers told the Wachowskis they were going to make a Matrix 4 and if the Wachowskis didn't come on board with the film they were just going to make someone else do it and so every single scene in that movie was pure spite. So Lana Wachowski made it to say "Okay fine sure I'll make another matrix movie, gonna make it exclusively to make a bunch of people really mad though, including you. but sure, i'll do it. gently caress you." and she did exactly that. It's great for the same reason Freddy Got Fingered was. Yeah that was kind of crummy. The universe sets up a lot of interesting themes to explore, and the Animatrix had proven that other directors can tell compelling stories in that world, even with smaller stakes and minor characters. At one point Lana was okay with that relinquishing some creative control. At least Tom Green probably had a good time, but I'm not interested in paying money to hear rich people complain about their jobs. je1 healthcare fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Mar 9, 2022 |
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Mar 8, 2022 22:54
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ErrorInvalidUser posted:anxiously waiting Midichlorians actually are useful measures of who is more force sensitive but the Jedi are wrong about the causal direction. Midichlorians being in your system don't give you access to the force, they are force parasites. The practical upshot being that people with more force to feed off of are indeed more attuned and make potential Jedi, so the basic comparison of power levels is still largely accurate. The Jedi are shown to be unreliable narrators about a lot of things and their hubris has blinded them from the truth
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Mar 8, 2022 23:13
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The Bloop posted:The Jedi are shown to be unreliable narrators about a lot of things and their hubris has blinded them from the truth That's a cool premise, it's a shame George Lucas couldn't coherently tell it. Because (like the Wachowskis), he's an amazing technical director that can't write a script and needs people around him to keep his worst creative impulses in check.
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Mar 8, 2022 23:21
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’m a late Gen X-er (1977) and I went the opposite. Leaned conservative when younger but I’m leftist as gently caress now. did u enter The Matrix and Rage Against The Machine? I hope so that would be rad
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Big Beef City posted:did u enter The Matrix and Rage Against The Machine? I hope so that would be rad I’ve never entered a Matrix and I don’t plan on starting now
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